I know I couldn't possibly be a human because of this strong evidence: 1) Skiing 2) Fireworks 3) Carving pumpkins 4) Picnics 5) Arena concerts/Arena anything 6) Motorcycles 7) "Girls nights" 8) Elf on the Shelf 9) DaVinci Code 10) Facebook

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I never expected the statement “I am just trying to avoid getting sick” being widely viewed as radical, representative of mental illness, deserving of ridicule, condemnation and scorn by friends and strangers alike.

Then I baked this for my son's birthday. Accept all. Fuck your bigotry and homophobia.

Implying that people who wear masks do so because they are anxious about catching Covid is like saying people who look both ways before crossing the street are anxious about getting hit. For those who know the dangers of Covid it is as natural and automatic as putting on a coat.

@NikkiHaley When was this? The 1950s? (my grandmother couldn't vote). The 1960s (my mother couldn't vote until 1965). 1970s (Erlichman, under Nixon, flooding the Black community with heroin). The 1980s (Reagan saying "hold my beer" with crack). 1990s (Clinton w/mandatory sentencing). When?

nvm

Schools cannot claim to be inclusive and accessible if they have attendance awards.

You think anti-vaxxers are a bad sign for humanity? Today I was at a car museum and next to a van painted like the Mystery Machine a guy turned to his wife and said “is this the actual van from the cartoons?”

I am formally challenging Beyoncé to a debate on how to make globally chart-topping R&B and pop songs. If she declines to debate me or ignores this challenge, she is willingly conceding that I am a superior authority on the music industry. Click and subscribe.

Everyone deserves a living wage. Everyone deserves housing. Everyone deserves education. Everyone deserves healthcare. Advocating for such is an act of love.

@_Zeets @wonderartsy

The realization that we could significantly reduce transmission of influenza, EBV and other airborne diseases that we thought were just inevitable with simple tools like masks and better air quality should have been a revolutionary step in healthcare. Instead this is happening?

Bad news for conservatives who drive trucks like this. I saw gasoline on the road and it’s gone woke. If you’re a real conservative you can’t buy gas anymore. Those are the rules.

QT or reply with your favorite Star Wars meme

In memory of all who gave the ultimate sacrifice. Let us be worthy of it. Let us be better than who we are. Let us learn to live together. Let us take care of the families who made the sacrifice too.