Chaos goblin moonlighting as an average Midwestern housewife. When I'm not stcking it to maga? I bake cookies. Mom/Ally/Democrat for life 💙
#bidenharris2024
The day I bought my KitchenAid mixer off Marketplace...a thread.
Just blocks from our meetup location she calls me.
Her: Are you already here?
Me: no, but close.
Her: ok, there is a van here and a man staring and I hoped it was you.
Me: no, but I can drive faster.
So I do 1/
I will mix the gayest cakes and cookies you've ever seen. Every bite will be a fucking rainbow of acceptance. I think you're beautiful, and love you and accept you exactly as you are. She cried, and I cried. We hugged, and then I followed her home to be sure creepy van guy didn't
So we sit on the park benches and chat..I pay for my mixer. She tells me it was her Mother's. Then tells me she doesn't want it anymore because her Mother disowned her for being trans. They haven't spoken in years. I tell her..know this, from now until the end of time.. 3/
As I pull up and hop out I immediately see the asshole is question. So I go right up, arms out and hug her so tight, talking about how long it's been, etc.
Her: I was getting scared, he kept getting closer and staring.
Me: no worries, we've known each other for life.
2/
At Walmart yesterday my daughter and I walk out and as we are crossing the lot I see 2 identical red Chevy pickups..side by side. One is mine. My 16 yr old quips, "Which one Mom?" I reply we'll know (there's a large mark on the driver's side) but the whole time I'm thinking 1/🧵
4/ but I do not choose, nor desire to open carry. What are we to do? This is the fear that leads to chaos they wanted. Obviously nothing transpired here other than fear. But isn't fear enough reasons for change? end🧵
Nobody is banning stoves. There are no litter boxes in the schools. More drugs are being apprehended because Biden border policy is working. No nanobots in the vaccine. Inflation is regressing. Gas prices have eased. There is no crisis quite like a GQP manufactured crisis.
2/ about the people who have been shot and killed for that innocent mistake this past week. In America. So we load our groceries and as I'm coming around to return the cart a very stern looking older man is staring at me. I push the cart in with a turn, so I don't lose sight
3/ of him directly because his intensity was uncomfortable to me. As he passes the look changes. I get in my truck and my daughter said what was his problem? My answer? His truck is next to ours. I think he thought we were in his. I was shaking and we came straight home. I own
I am 42 years old. I have been married 17 years. We have 6 children. I homeschool. I homestead. I volunteer in my community. We run a small family construction company. I grow a garden. We enjoy fishing weekends on the lake. I am apparently the scary "left regime"
VOTE 💙
@FlyIngenuity
@DLDePrille
No, just a rando at the park. I could hear the fear in her voice. We are in a very conservative area, and far too many are emboldened by this.
My husband has this new habit of condescendingly laughing at me. In public, or in private. He will literally scoff and laugh. It triggers a rage inside me I am barely able to control. If I point it out, he excuses it away, or like this morning turns the tables bc I "overreact"
@GaryMillrat
@Hoosierville
ptsd due to years of abuse at the hands of a "man of god" armed me with a certain set of once unreasonable fearsxand skillset.
This is my Great Uncle Denny. He came to live with us 7 years ago. He is our hero, and a disabled Vietnam veteran. My children call him Papaw.
Today he turns 75. Happy Birthday Uncle Denny. We love you so much!
Do you know what the rich and powerful elite really fear? Unity. Us putting aside our petty differences. Acknowledging one another and then standing up together to say NO MORE! I will stand with you. Will you stand with me? ✊
It's absolutely insane to me. Like something I seriously cannot fathom understanding. The GOP burning documents, stealing classified intel, lying to the Nation, attempting to subvert the will of the people, fomenting a violent insurrection and STILL, STILL THEY WALK FREE.
You know the worst fucking part?
We can never go back. Even if the caution cone nazi goes to jail. Even if he shuts the fuck up and just goes away forever. It will never be the same.
We saw them for who they really are. We saw their racism and hatred laid bare. We saw it all.
It's my BIRTHDAY!!!!🥳 Holy shit, look at all these candles!! I'm getting old(er) 🤣🤘 If I had 1 wish, it would be to find more friends who are blue, true, and know what to do on Nov. 8th
#birthdaywish
#VoteBlueIn2022
#VoteBlueForDemocracy
@JoanJaeger12
For a surprise. My son had recently shared who he was with us. So we bought him flags for the house, and then I baked this birthday cake. Which looked extremely normal with just rainbow candles..then he cut it and POW!!! SURPRISE!! He cried so hard.
Because of abortion access, I was NOT FORCED to carry my rapist Grandfather's child to term.
I was given the chance to plan my family. I was given a chance at a normal life.
I'm shaking today. The rage is undeniable.
@PeriwinkleRose3
@cardon_brian
Ours has identifiable markings. My question becomes if he had reacted before realizing. Did he park there on purpose? Are truck is large, so I never squeeze a spot..I take a last row approach. The whole situation leaves me questioning many things.
🧐 Maga seems to think that Twitter failing will somehow:
>own the libs
>elevate Truth Social
>validate Elon's genius
>highlight his buisness savvy
Of course it translates to none of those things. Because MAGA are dumb as fuck. 🤦♀️
It would just really be a crying shame if we all just Swiftied up and posted Taylor's face all over Twitter until the magas lose their GD minds.
Let's GO!
#TaylorforMVP
#KansasCityChiefs
@Polar_Nerd
I've felt the panic, and embarrassment of coming home to one of these. Wondering how I was going to pay the bill. This was a very generous and kind act.
@ChrisMartin1961
I mean, no name calling or attacking. Carefully using "I feel" statements instead of "you make me" ones. I started counseling to deal with our narcissistic daughter...and learned more than I expected.
Have you ever experienced violent loneliness? I'm there. I didn't know this was even a thing. I'm so starved for real world human interaction that I might verbally cannabilize the first adult who tries to have real conversations with me.
Seriously.
@AlanSmitheeIsMe
Thank you. My husband's response was I know you don't want to carry...and I cut him off right there. Not, Don't want to. I REFUSE to.
Those are my hunting and home protection items. I will not give in to the fear.
@agreatertruth
Very much my friend. I was so depressed in December I contemplated the unthinkable. I called a crisis helpline, they helped in the moment and helped me find therapy, that led me to set my plan for independence.
So Andrew Tate is having a rough one huh? Seems almost too coincidental he popped off on Greta, became the most Google searched name of the day..ONE day before having his villa raided in connection w/organized crime. 🧐
It's Christmas Eve and about 50 migrants were dropped off in front of Kamala Harris' residence with the temperature in the teens. Another stunt by Greg Abbott.
@SpockResists
The comments blaming covid lockdowns for the behavior. 🙄 This problem has been a generation in the making. Sure, covid may have exacerbated some things, and sped up the process. But this has been a growing issue for years.
I'm being serious.
If a far right election denier turned Speaker of the House refuses to certify the '24 election....what recourse does the constitution provide?
What happens then? Because that's the exact scenario Republicans just set us up for, and I need answers. Please.
Wait, wait. Elon Musk paid Andrew Tate among others as CREATORS!? Tate alone receiving over 20k!
@Apple
@Microsoft
@amazon
That's where your advertising dollars went. To run ads in the replies of sex traffickers, extremists, and white nationalists.
This is absolutely sickening
@td12212
I'm so sorry. I knew my POC friends had to have talks with their children I would never (I thought then) have to have. I knew that my skin color afforded me certain privileges. The GOP and NRA want us all in fear ALL THE TIME.
@PatrickMRoach96
All lies piled on fear. There would've been people that justified what could have happened. I could get murdered in a WALMART PARKING LOT AND GUN FREAKS WOULD BLAME ME.
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He's not doing this for you.
He's not being "attacked" for you.
He's going to be indicted again because he's a criminal and an asshole who did this for one person. Himself.
#TrumpIndictment
So, poor Republicans are just going to keep voting to stop all the social programs that put food on the table? Help pay the rent? That help w/an unexpected heating bill? The health insurance and the tax checks? They cannot possibly be this blatantly self destructive...right?!
Anyone else awake thinking on how there's an entire political party attempting to subvert the will of the American people in an ongoing coup to overthrow the government and our neighbors are complicit because gas prices and a cult? Just me?
@LakotaMan1
Yes. Furthermore white women who vote repeatedly against everyone's, even their own best interests and freedom. It's time white women have a talk with white women. 🤷♀️
@JoJoFromJerz
Omfg. I was so busy watching Kansas, Florida and Idaho.
I missed the bull with the horns in my own state. 😢😣🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 It's everywhere all at once and I can't seem to keep up.
@Wolfiesmom
@adidas
Yeah, I can't sleep. We need to talk...
@adidas
it's not me, it's you. What's that old saying? If the antisemitic shoe fits it's probably a jackboot?
@capitolhunters
That was a WILD ride. Thanks for all the foot work (seriously that was a lot). It's insane as a society we keep elevating these frauds to near untouchable status.
I woke up late to the fuckery party huh? Damn. Scammers be scamming. Widowers with wives that are still very much alive. Damn.
Grabbing my coffee! Be careful who you trust. Twitter is a cesspool.
✌☕❤
Omfg. On the phone with my best friend and neighbor.
She has been a victim of stalking for 2 years.
Last night her stalker shot and killed his girlfriend, then stalked my neighbor from the cornfield before shooting himself.
I can't breathe.
My entire body feels on fire. Everything hurts. My skin aches. How does that even happen? Fever, aches, chills, nausea. Ugh. I am going back to bed.💤
I'll talk to everyone later.✌ Here's hoping your day is a good one my friends ❤
Morning Twittervese. I am still not ok. Emotional abuse is a real thing, and it can drive you to the brink. Luckily, many of you reached out, and gave me numbers to call.
If you ever need help, call 988
They were understanding, helpful and talked me through.
Thank you all.
Melania didn't care when Americans were burying their parents, wives, husbands, children.
Many of these folks never got to say goodbye, because of tRumps disastrous covid response.
She can fuck all the way off. Then keep going.
WHOOHOO!!
They want all 3 Idaho logos on both trucks! They are going to sponser!! I'm going to talk with my sign guy about maybe just wrapping them out with everything in one go.
This is huge! The legitimacy and respect level this adds to my small buisness is phenomenal!
@butch4719
@JillianSaysNow
Thank you. It was unnerving. We had a long talk. She decided on a sticker so she doesn't get shot and killed misidentifying her vehicle.
Just so we're perfectly clear..
The bonus she gave her Eras tour drivers was $30,000 more than the NFL AFC Championship bonus.
$100,000
That dog don't hunt.
My 17 year old had a bad day yesterday. It was just a bad damn day. He apologized to me, very respectfully. Today I messaged him this.
I want you to know.
Shit happens.
Sometimes we step in it. Sometimes we step around it. But I'll always love you with all my heart. 💩😄❤✌
FINALLY!!!! I did it. My food truck Twitter page is up and active friends! I will post my website as soon as it's complete. I'll try not to drown you in potatoes..but I make no promises ✌❤🥔
We just booked our first wedding gig ever! 🤘 And our first festival called us for a comeback this year! Everybody wants my spuds, and tbh I can't blame them. 🤷♀️😋❤
First came videos and reports tfg was having trouble walking. He seemed in pain.
Next came pictures of open wounds on his palms.
We already knew he has heart and brain damage.
Untreated STDs are serious folks. Bleach injections and Ivermectin won't treat syphilis.
@HepcatinExile
That's what I'm stuck on today, not that the fear has passed. The fact I even thought it, that it's happened so often it's clearly a trend..followed by actual behavior that heightened my sense of not being safe..in broad daylight..in a Wal-Mart parking lot. It's insanity.
Mine eyes have seen the folly of the coming of the hoard.
They are seated on committees.
They are chairmen of the boards.
All traitors and deniers they are coming for us all.
The Insurrection marches on.
I reached out to 2 irl friends today. I am always the helper, the problem solver. Rarely can I bring myself to say.. I'm not ok, can I count on you?
One said she'd call me after she left the pharmacy. That was 5 hours ago.
One said I'm sure you'll figure it out, same as me.
Super PROUD MOM moment!! These are my 3 oldest. Hannah, 23. Aiden 19 and Logan 17.
We don't have wealth to pass on. So we will pass on skills and knowledge instead.
Teach a (wo)man a trade and they'll never want for work.
@WalshFreedom
We are not elite. I am a normal rural Mom. Trying to raise my kids, pay my bills and live a decent life. All I want is everyone to be able to simply EXIST in peace. And for NO MAN to tell me what to do in my body, or my home.