Have something you want to rant about? Send it to https://t.co/D53PzV5oul and I may read it on the stage or on the Rantcast, just like this rant about self checkout at McDonalds!

Move over, crack. There's a new epidemic in town: protein! @TheLewisBlack

If this ranter is upset about flavored liquors, wait till they find out about candy corn flavored vodka. Yes, that really exists.  https://t.co/nFjAdtzcgZ

Let's follow up on this rant in 39 years to see if they actually gave up their license.  https://t.co/nFjAdtzK6x

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Very happy my production company is going to produce @OphiraE's special that she will be doing at Comedy Cellar's Village Underground on Nov 9th. She is funny, so I hope we don't fuck it up. That wouldn't be good. Tickets are available for both shows now.

Send in your rants, I know you have them! https://t.co/D53PzV5WjT

A pleasure to work with @roywoodjr and @ambermruffin and @michaelianblack and Joy. And I rarely say it but I like my shirt. Don't know what else to say except the show is like running a marathon while your being funny.

Why waste time ranting about carrot cake when we are so close to approaching candy corn season? This ranter needs to get their priorities straight.  https://t.co/nFjAdtzK6x

Stop lending Wendy your things! https://t.co/GwSVqVBs4O

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This week's guests are Political Commentator @Joyannreid & Comedian @TheLewisBlack! A brand new episode airs Saturday, 9/27 at 9p ET/PT on @cnn.

⚠️Tune In Alert Tonight! Lewis will be on the panel of Have I Got News For You, a CNN comedy panel show which delivers comic observations from the satirical to the surreal through the lens of a news quiz show. Tonight @ 9pm ET on CNN & streaming on HBO Max the next day.

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Condolences to all who sat next to Rafael during the LA show.  https://t.co/nFjAdtzK6x

A rant from a young person who is in for a rude awakening... https://t.co/GwSVqVBs4O

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Taking Jimmy Kimmel off the air. SHAME ON YOU ABC! IT'S DISGUSTING. He did nothing wrong except tell the truth about what Republicans were saying about Tyler Robinson before there was real evidence. He didnt say anything about Charlie Kirk. Freedom of speech is our life blood.

This caffeinated rant from the owner of Coffee Conspiracy in California is one I can get behind.

Limited edition signed posters from my final tour are available to purchase now. Get them while you can!  https://t.co/xLiSp0VV1N