@7Veritas4
@rosiebita
Dear "Jack E. Smith",
Your understanding of law is obvious, and your takes are both insightful and hysterical. The cesspool that is Twitter (yeah I said the T word) is significantly improved by your presence. Keep on keepin' on.
Sincerely,
Ms. Scuffleuffagus aka "Not a Cat"
@herotimeszero
Dear The Trumps,
Here is 7 nikels 2 quarters and 4 dimes and some loose Skittles. Sorry thats all I could find in the couch.
Cletus spent the foodstamps on Cheezwiz and Pronhub but he got Sudafed to so will have more money to send soon. WWG1WRID10TS
Love,
MAGA
@AsholCortez
@LanceUSA70
@Applebees
Mommybots are free to homeschool their kids to be as misinformed, bigoted, and useless as they are. They are not free to destroy public education for other people's kids who might actually have potential in life.
@RonFilipkowski
And so it begins. The rotten seeds planted by MAGA are taking root around the world. Those who died fighting fascism in WW2 are rolling over in their graves.
@electroboyusa
We (meaning me and the owner of my bot farm)
can create new adventures (that you will be paying for)
and happy moments (for me and the owner of my bot farm)
that you will never forget (because you will be broke)
@MollyJongFast
Pfft one day voting and paper ballots? So 20th century. Why not one poll location per county with a two hour voting window, cage match style. Toss in some stone tablets and chisels and let 'em fight for that vote! Post body cleanup, results will be announced by the town crier.
@Mollyploofkins
Do I get to choose the locations, hotels, meals, and fly business class? If so then definitely travel - the flights alone would cost more than $40k.
@marionrecord
The cast:
Kari Newell -"Trashy Drunk/Instigator" and owner of Chefโs Plate at Parlour 1886
Laura Viar - "Corrupt Judge" who approved illegal raid
Gideon Cody - "Jackboot Police Chief" who carried out raid. Was allegedly demoted for sexual misconduct in his prior job. 2/3
@smc429
@iamalmostlegend
Exactly this. Not to mention bouncing people. I got pretty banged up one time dragging a large aggressive dude out, and it took two of us (both fit and in our 20s) to do it. Those kids won't stand a chance.
@AnonOpsUnited2
"will leave Russia for Belarus" in a bag
"will sign contracts with the Russian Ministry of Defense" and be sent to labor camps in Siberia
"will not be charged" they will be disappeared
@RonFilipkowski
Between the clownfest of attendees and all the tech glitches I feel like the theme from Benny Hill should be playing in the background.
@7Veritas4
@justinbaragona
"I never called what happened on January 6 traitors seeking to hang me ... it was a just a noose they brought for lulz, and I've never seen it any other way."
@JoeyMannarinoUS
Cool story, bro. Nobody believes a Democrat woman voluntarily had drinks with you.
Menendez can rot. You see, Joey, it's possible to want criminals prosecuted even when they're on your "team".
@Victorshi2020
Great news indeed. We need a lot fewer self-enriching pieholes like Menendez and lot more decent, thoughtful public servants like
@AndyKimNJ
.
@RadioFreeTom
I wish this were the case. Unfortunately the type of people who are drawn to him will just glom on to the next carnival barker who promises to restore Pleasantville.
#wheresmydinner
@NashIsHereForIt
If they didn't criminalize it, a couple of billionaires might only have been <gasp> millionaires. No choice really.
As an added bonus, they could use it to demonize Mexicans.