A Canadian who was never interested in US politics until Trump. Now I see it as a matter of life and liberty. No DMs.
#Resister
☮️🌊Followed by Mark Hamill 🔥
I’m sorry, but the attire of
@CaseyDeSantis
is just outright odd.
Does she think she is British royalty?
Look at the crowd she’s with and how they are dressed for the same event.
White gloves???
Read the room, weirdo.
Desantis says his wife is being treated unfairly: “If she were a Democrat, she’d be on every fashion magazine. They would be making her to be the biggest deal.”
So now there’s proof that the whole GOP accusation of a “Biden Crime Family” was a RUSSIAN LIE that the
@GOP
wholeheartedly embraced in order to destabilize the presidency.
Apologies won’t suffice.
Shouldn’t there be ARRESTS?
And a huge defamation lawsuit from Hunter Biden?
The guy leaves but finds it interesting, so he tries one last time. He goes back, and after bringing the martini, the robot says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "About 50." The robot leans in real close and says,
"Isn’t it terrible the way Biden stole the election?
3/3
I just landed in Canada. Very relieved to know that I’ve left America, and my chances of being gunned down in a mass shooting has greatly reduced.
No. I’m not kidding.
Donald Trump has been found to have fraudulently boosted the value of Scottish homes by up to £200 million. A judge's civil fraud case revealed that the Trump Organization had valued a 2,500-home development at £83,164, significantly lower than the actual value[1]. The fraudulent
Dear John,
When you tell a woman to go back to the kitchen, she goes to the voting booth.
Now, go brush your tooth.
Sincerely,
Women of this Generation
A guy goes into a bar with a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics and space exploration. 1/3
I promise you this…
The very second that Ronna McDaniels appears on
@MSNBC
, I will be switching to another station.
I do not need to watch someone who participated in trying to overthrow the government.
Congratulations to
@realDonaldTrump
!
You finally won the popular vote!
Donald Trump has just been voted the greatest threat to world peace. He beat out all the other dictators! Well done
@GOP
!
I think the GOP is greatly underestimating how deeply and passionately the majority of America absolutely HATES Trump, Boebert, Gaetz, Lake, Cruz, MTG, and the rest of the MAGA megafreaks.
LEFT PHOTO:
Used by the media to announce Trump’s victory last night, taken circa 2015.
RIGHT PHOTO:
Clip from Trump’s victory speech last night, which is how he actually looks, you know, in 2024.
I want him to be found guilty.
I want him to be sentenced to 50 years in jail.
And then I want him to die there.
I guess that makes me a bad person.
I’m OK with that.
1. Get your muffins at Costco where it’s 70% cheaper.
2. Real alpha MAGAs don’t drink chai latte and oat milk. That’s a lib drink lol.
3. You’re such a victim.
4. Do you really think this is what impeachment is for? Pricey pastries?
5. These people are exhausting.
Congratulations to
@HomeDepot
, which has officially donated $1,000,000 to support the members of Congress who voted not to certify the results of the 2020 election.
Bankrolling the Sedition Caucus is a choice, and Home Depot has doubled down!
If 46% of Americans think that a sexual predator and rapist who is under 91 criminal indictments, slept with a porn star, cheated on all three of his wives, and stole from a children’s charity, is a good choice for president… it saddens me to say your country is absolutely lost.
I believe my teenage neighbor has proof that Chuck Grassley is a serial rapist and pedophile. She may have detailed documents which prove it. If true, could be very serious.
(See how this BS works?)
I believe the FBI possesses an unclassified internal document that includes very serious & detailed allegations implicating the current President of the United States. What we don’t know is what, if anything, the FBI has done to verify these claims or investigate further
I spent the last two weeks in the Ozarks in deep red Arkansas.
I didn’t see a single Trump flag hanging on a house. I didn’t see a single Trump 2024 bumper sticker.
Of the 7 people who admitted they voted for Trump in 2020, only 1 is voting for him in 2024.
Cause for hope. ❤️
GOP said, “Let the voters decide,” then they tried to overthrow the government after the voters decided.
We impeached, twice.
But GOP said the Senate shouldn’t decide; leave it up to the courts.
Now the courts have decided, so GOP think it should be up to the voters … again.
One Republican candidate has just surrendered to the police for murder.
Another Republican candidate says women shouldn’t have the right to vote and the Holocaust didn’t happen.
And a third Republican candidate has four indictments with 91 criminal charges.
Today’s GOP Best.
Fani Willis could have sex on Fifth Avenue and it would have nothing to do with the crimes of Donald Trump who tried to overturn a free and fair election.
My god!!
Joe Biden loaned money to his brother twice? And his brother paid it back twice?
Joe Biden didn’t charge any interest? Almost like he was trying to help his family?
And now we find out Joe did this while he was not in office or running for office?
Ohhh the horror!
The guy leaves, but he is curious. So he goes back. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot makes a martini, and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot starts to talk about NASCAR, Bud, and John Deere tractors. 2/3
If you’re more concerned about Biden’s age than you are that Trump is a sexual predator and conman who tried to overthrow the government, then there’s something wrong with your moral compass.
I love the lineup of entertainers! Jon Bob Jovi, Tom Hanks, Lady Gaga, Jennifer Lopez, John Legend, Justin Timberlake, Katy Perry, Andra Day, stars from Broadway, Bruce Springsteen, Demi Lovato, Garth Brooks, Foo Fighters, Tim McGraw....!!!
Trump had Scott Baio.
The White House Medical Unit had “severe and systemic problems” with their pharmacy operations and provided health care to ineligible staffers before the Biden administration, according to a scathing inspector general report.
Wow -- Nancy Mace gets mad when George Stephanopoulos asks her how she can support Trump despite claiming to care about rape victims.
"You are trying to shame me this morning, and I think it's disgusting," she says.
But Stephanopoulos holds his ground!
Donald Trump’s entire campaign so far is about himself, his delusions, and his revenge tour.
There are no campaign ads about what he will do to help American citizens.
Every single tweet is about himself.
What kind of a sick person would vote for that?
Fani Willis, the first female District Attorney of Fulton County, told Jim Jordan to stick it where the sun don’t shine, accused him of unlawfully obstructing, AND pointed out that he NEVER passed the bar, all in the same letter. And now I want to marry her. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Maine voters should decide who wins the election – not a Secretary of State chosen by the Legislature.
The Secretary of State’s decision would deny thousands of Mainers the opportunity to vote for the candidate of their choice, and it should be overturned.
My guarantees:
Trump will win the primary because Republican voters have been consumed by the MAGA death cult.
Trump will lose the general because the majority of Americans have not.
Women who vote for Trump should consider their daughters.
Men who vote for Trump should think about their wives.
Anyone who votes for Trump should be thinking about getting help.
America, I’m serious here. Trump is a hateful, criminal, narcissistic, victim-playing sociopath.
WHY would you want this crazed madman to lead your great country??
Literally ANYONE would be better for the GOP to choose to run.
Why can’t Republican-Americans see that??
I feel like
@MichaelCohen212
has completely redeemed himself.
He took responsibility. He spoke out when it mattered. He went to jail. He apologized many times.
And he is now fighting for democracy as hard as anyone else.
I’d be proud to shake his hand. 🌹🌹
Thanks to everyone who helped to RATIO Bozo Marge.
Proving once, again, that the right wing may be obnoxiously loud, but there are many more of us than them.
And for those of you saying that I should have been more polite… believe me… that was the polite version. 🇨🇦🇨🇦
If
@NikkiHaley
feels she was “sabotaged” because she was asked a “trick” question that a kindergarten class could answer, maybe she’s not ready for the presidency.
Dear
@espn_chris
,
As the Head of communications for ESPN, I’m going to assume that if this guy still has his job at the end of the day, that
@espn
agrees with his antisemitism.
Captain America Chris Evans, Taylor Swift, Barbra Streisand, Mark Hamill, Cher, and Mickey Mouse support President Biden.
Roseanne Barr, Kid Rock, James Woods, Kanye West, Jon Voight, and Kevin Sorbo support MAGA Trump.
I like our chances.
Sen. Tom Cotton: "Have you ever been a member of the Chinese Communist Party?"
TikTok CEO Shou Zi Chew: "Senator, I'm Singaporean. No."
Cotton: "Have you ever been associated or affiliated with the Chinese Communist Party?"
Chew: "No, senator. Again, I'm Singaporean."
The rest of the world is in dumbfounded shock that Trump is running within five points of winning the US presidency again.
The man is completely hateful and criminal.
We feel like America is lost.
We have Gavin Newson, Pete Buttigieg, Kamala Harris, Eric Swalwell, and Jamie Raskin.
They have Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor, Green, Ronnie Jackson, Paul Gosar, and George Santos.
I’m liking our chances.
Does Chuck Todd have secret blackmail dirt on everyone? I just don’t understand why this man is still on television when literally everyone can’t stand him.
177 young men were sexually assaulted.
At least 6 of them TOLD Jim Jordan.
The survivors have sworn this, under oath.
Jim Jordan did nothing.
Jim Jordan let the assaults continue for 7 more years.
He didn’t speak for them.
Republicans want him to be their Speaker.
They told us Trump couldn’t be held accountable while he was president.
Then they told us Trump shouldn’t be held accountable after he was president.
Now they want us to wait and let the voters decide.
We already did that.
Trump organized a coup.
It’s time to jail this MF.
If you still think Donald Trump is qualified to be president, or even a good person, the rest of us really can’t help you.
The courts have shown you, video has proven it, and now his own inner circle is testifying against him.
Our only sane solution is to block you. 👋🏻👋🏻Bye.
I’ve lost 50k+ followers this week. The radical left and their big tech allies cannot marginalize, censor, or silence the American people. This is not China, this is United States of America, and we are a free country.
Tweet 1: They stopped the vaccine to make me lose. Everyone is against me.
Tweet 2, two minutes later: You only have the vaccine because of me. Every success is because of me.
Trump really makes NO sense.
If Joe Biden were President, you wouldn’t have the Vaccine for another four years, nor would the
@US_FDA
have ever approved it so quickly. The bureaucracy would have destroyed millions of lives!
Donald Trump and Mike Pence spent more time tracking and counting votes than their administration ever did tracking and counting kids.
That’s why 545 children have no parents tonight.