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All we got is this moment, 21st century’s yesterday. I’m a multiverse of multi-verses. https://t.co/XGh12H1leW

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Joined June 2012
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@iamalmostlegend
Mr. Christopher
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People wanna see aliens so bad, yet they can't tolerate humans with a different skin color.
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Final Destination in the auto shop 💀💀.
@PastorOilsheen
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I’m not sure what he did to piss God off…it could have been worse.
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Yes, because it's been done a few times before: . During the Indian Removal Act, the Philippine-American War, and Japanese internment camps during WWII. History always repeats itself because humans always repeat ourselves.
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Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep
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Here's a question. Did you ever in your wildest dreams think that people in America could be rounded up and sent to concentration camps?.
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Feel free to check out my response to a ‘Confederate Advocate’ after the Confederate flag was raised at the South Carolina Capitol today, ‘honoring’ the 10th anniversary of state house flag removal.
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@mespo2006 1/ Gen. Robert E. Lee said the flag should be set aside and the nation needed to move on. It wasn’t until the Daughters of the Confederacy, another group of losers who couldn’t let go of the past and had to rewrite Southern history of “The Lost Cause”—
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I dunno — maybe we should land on the sun at night while it’s not shining and find out. 🫠.
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🧬Maxpein🧬
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Credit to: .
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Not gettin’ involved, just being nosy:
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“All of this is happening because we never properly punished the Confederacy for its treason.”. Credit to: Major Leeg on Instagram
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The bottom lips of #YourLooseSister are like a pair of saloon doors — a lot of men have walked through them and shot up the place.
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Mr. Christopher
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When #YourLooseSister farts, it sounds like construction workers are drilling into the sidewalk next to a popcorn machine.
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The priest drowned when he tried to baptize #YourLooseSister.
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#YourLooseSister was also your Twisted Sister because there was enough looseness to twist.
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Someone said that Red Lobster’s new CEO is also Sea World’s new CEO. 😂. Sea World San Diego Summer Spectacular Concert Series🔥🔥
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This article is top-tier satire. 🤌🏽 🏆.
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White people as a race may become the minority in 2030, but White supremacy and Whiteness as an ideology will continue to exist in many White-Adjacent and non-White people, just like we see now. Demographics will change, ideologies won't.
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@LakotaMan1
Lakota Man
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As an Indigenous man, I grow tired of asking non-Natives. So, this will be the last time. Did white immigrants aboard the Mayflower have their paperwork when they sailed into MY country?.
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Mr. Christopher
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Trump wouldn’t be sending ICE to deport a bunch of Kryptonians if they were in the U. S. illegally. They’d all have superpowers because of the yellow sun, so it’d be best to leave them alone anyways. 😅.
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@iamalmostlegend I mean, this picture is from the DC fandom wiki article on Kryptonians lol
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What’s really funny is that Superman is an ‘illegal’ immigrant that. Good thing most Kryptonians are White. #Superman
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Mr. Christopher
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Always goes back to Diddy somehow 😬
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What’s a Hip-Hop line that didn’t age well? 🤔.
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Mr. Christopher
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Trump tells Liberia’s president that he speaks ‘such good English’ and asks where he was educated, even though English is Liberia’s native language.
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If Superman was Black or Brown, all of the racists would agree that he’s an immigrant.
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