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hijinks, tomfoolery, mischief & shenanigans
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Joined May 2019
LeBron has 8 points 3.5 seconds And an 18-year streak of 10-point games But he passes to the open man Who wins it on a buzzer beater And a 1,297-game streak ends On the right play
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this tweet was inspired by a memory of a family Passover seder a couple of years ago when someone said "Can you set the table? There are thirteen people" and I said, totally spontaneously, "And one of you will betray me" and no one laughed
when you die and go to heaven, they play a supercut of all the unappreciated jokes you ever made in your life, and everyone in heaven laughs uproariously at each one
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The genie this guy found: And for your third wish? This guy: Dating dua lipa and being James Bond is honestly enough, I’m good
Callum Turner is rumored to be Dennis Villeneuve’s top choice to play James Bond in the next ‘007’ film. (Via: @TheInSneider)
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Neymar locked in after this tweet, 3 games 5 goals 1 assist 3 MOTM Walked the talk.
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BREAKING: Sources say that Penn State is finalizing an agreement to make Blue Mountain State University’s Marty Daniels the next Head Coach of the Nittany Lions
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Everyone is so impressed with their Spotify Wrapped. “Oh wow, it knows exactly what I listened to!” Of course it does, you listened to them! They're YOUR artists! they're SUPPOSED to be there!
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Stranger Things takes place in the 80s and I understand there’s a lot of shit going down in Hawkins but I find it unrealistic that not a single person has talked about Larry Bird. I’m not even asking for an extensive discussion, just someone to say “damn, Bird put up 42 on the
Stranger Things 5 is the #1 SHOW IN THE WORLD With 59.6 million views, it also boasts the biggest premiere week ever for an English language show in the history of Netflix.
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“So what’s your take?” “BBBBLLLLLLEEEUUUUUUUUUUUHHH” “100% agree”
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Classic @TheOnion
It's hard to describe to people who don't remember just how massive an event Jim McGreevey's resignation as governor of NJ was in 2004. Nationally, it was the story of a salacious personal scandal, which was true enough. But it came after two years of mounting political and
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(benoit blanc in smiling friends) now h’wat was it that the little green man saw on his tablet
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Wow I miss him.... My friend who is a monkey. He would have loved this.
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[shedding a single tear] martin lewis the wife-loving expert
20yrs ago yesterday, I first met the woman who is now my wife, and my best friend. Even better they’re both the same person. She hasn’t changed a bit (except she’s now married to an old fella). Happy 20 year meet-aversary @LaraLewington PS Pic from 2009 i believe
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The IOPC position seems to be that whilst there were lots of examples (41 complaints were upheld/case to answer) of misconduct, collectively they were not co-ordinated /3
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If I could turn back the clock I wouldn't have done so. The IOPC an organisation (staffed with many ex-police) seemingly seeking to minimise police criticism at every opportunity /14
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My own complaint against Smith was rejected by the Iopc. Yet today we learn Smith admitted pushing fans back into the pen. /7
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rotten to the core. decades later and nothing has changed. looking after their own and nothing else matters. whole institution needs to collapse immediately
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Ah that's why
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Really really really good. literal laugh out loud post.
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