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When I hold up my finger outside, a bird should land on it. Their distrust is rude.
Joined October 2020
In the 20th century, Congress granted the president's branch vast, vague, despotic powers. An informed people can learn why this is illegal and unnecessary. A virtuous people can restore constitutional rule. I offer some information. Virtue is up to them.
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@Patrickkerby58 Hannah's good cheer, affability, and strong relationships with her family suggest solid wife material: someone true to get through the hard times.
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@JustinWood379 I've always told girlfriends they should be ready to spring and hop a fence at any moment. Why? Zombies, boar attack, the Stasi, who knows?.
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"Georgia Guidestones were known as America's Stonehenge." No they weren't. Nobody even knew they existed. Nebraska's "Carhenge" is America's Stonehenge.
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My teen earned a ton flipping burgers, then buys instruments without my knowledge. I just walked into my house and heard somebody playing "Maggie May" and "Losing My Religion" in the basement. The boy bought a mandolin.
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@Tyler_A_Harper I used to work in a university mail room. Got quite a few styrofoam coolers with occasional scurrying sounds inside. Apparently they were giant cockroaches for biology lab classes.
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@ataviawrotethis @BlockClubCHI Those who voted pro-criminal are responsible. It's a shame others must suffer, too.
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@FiorellaIsabelM You are correct. Communism was far worse than fascism. As a proselytizing faith, communism was more contagious, though its principles were only equally evil.
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Shall we compromise with the dirt-worshipping vegans?
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@Buckley376 Many such cases! I honestly believe that the modelling industry -- where women and gay men dominate decision-making -- warps chicks' perceptions of straight guys' preferences.
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wow
@Ben_JamminAF For this analogy to apply, the doctors would have to be working for the vaccine companies.
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My political views in 2016 versus now
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@AFirstGuy1 @JesseDornfeld People in unfree countries write anonymously. Locke had to sneak around to print his book, and kept it alphabetized under "An" in his own home library just in case he was searched.
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Is this good? I'm applying for a marketing position at Planned Parenthood.
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@mattdizwhitlock @redsteeze @RepAOC @SenSchumer @SpeakerPelosi @RepMondaire @Ilhan @RepRashida @RepBowman @RepCori @RepBonnie @RepMarkTakano @RepKahele The Supreme Court just gave up its jurisdiction over abortion.
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What kind of candy would the "In This House We Believe" scolds hand out?.
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@LawoftheGator @jack Or, he could just keep strangling public discourse while simultaneously articulating a detailed plan that will later enable him to determine whether he had strangled public discourse.
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Want to save lives? Redirect your attention from our firearms to your driving, utensils, and leftovers.
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@valerieannagnes @MaryMargOlohan @Kevin__McMahon Warns her about answering questions. [Not arrested]. "We're you protesting?"."No." [Not arrested]. "We're you praying?"."In my head" [Arrested].
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When I see this for people I follow, I unfollow. Am I missing something?
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So my HOA chair makes me take down the Confederate flag. But she flies the IMPERIAL JAPANESE flag?. RIP first amendment!
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George Takei forgets his vigilance under a Democrat who rules by decree.
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🚨 Breaking: Terror group accused of slitting beagles' vocal cords and letting sand flies devour their faces.
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Obama won a Nobel Prize for not being Trump. So shouldn't I win two Nobel Prizes for being neither of them?.
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Offering Ukraine a NATO seat before Russia leaves means Russia can never leave.
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SAD NEWS: our Marine won't explain AR15 machine guns anymore. Nothing remains except my Excel file of his teachings 😿
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I call one daughter "the pretty one" and my other daughter "the smart one" so they both feel special.
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If forced to compete in the Olympics, what event would you dread the most?. (I'd rather walk a marathon than do the high dive. Scary, plus I'm a bit pudgy).
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@LakotaMan1 Seems like your ancestors could have found other uses for AR-15s. Oh well, no lessons to be learned here.
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I just said "HI, SWEETY!" to a toad that turned out to be a chunk of asphalt
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@KavitaNair70 @RepSwalwell @DrBiden Someday, let's hope you have the modicum of confidence and modesty needed to resist playing your doctor card in such irrelevant contexts.
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@ReviewsPossum @PTElephant We're too busy showing employees how to do their jobs. I had to show a Home Depot's saw kid how to find the center of a piece. After the kid wrecked the next guy's piece, we had to show him why rotating a board while sliding it down the wall saw made the pieces unsquare.
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Flying home to see my mom for the last time. She's dying. It feels weirder than I expected.
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I'm surprised @sebastianbach became a fascist. I always think of him as somebody I never think about.
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@DaliessioVince They've done a great job at convincing chicks that we don't mean it when we say "you look fine, let's just go.".
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𝗤𝗨𝗜𝗭 𝗧𝗬𝗠𝗘!® .How many of these African countries can you identify? (Most users only get 2!) 🤔
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4 months ago, I used "Monkeypox" as a poll option just to be silly. 38 of you deserve some credit.
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@KeneAkers "Whites are especially rapey!".Points to stats proving the opposite."Yeah, but still!".
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🐸Fun fact! .If Lincoln's case against secession is true, then:.• The Union was entitled to reconquer the south.• Russia is entitled to reconquer Ukraine.• Britain is entitled to reconquer America
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Was Stephen King a good writer? Or did readers think so because they were drunk and bored on airplanes?
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FACT: Trump is the most libertarian president since Lincoln freed the slaves
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Please pre-heat the oven while I pour this vegan liquid non-dairy mozzarella on our pizza. Thanks!
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How many adult minotaurs could you defeat if a gland disorder halted their grown in 3rd grade?
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@Ayychley The gun grabbers almost always juice their numbers by including gun sսicide (~26K/year), which outnumber all gun homicides (~20K/year), including justified self-defense. So their foundation is disarming us for paternalistic reasons unrelated to interpersonal violence.
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𝐌𝐞: I'd like a bigger copy of this beer ad. 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡: No, read this woke bullcrap.
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Without giving your age, gif post a show you watched as a kid
Without giving your age, post a show you watched as a kid.
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Uh oh, looks like Reich is campaigning for the crown. He unleashed his patented "make no mistake.". We'll see if he follows up with "I don't know who needs to hear this."
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Dude was the sole survivor, unless you count the hundreds of other people within Rittenhouse's range during the shootings. CBS makes it sound like this guy escaped an arbitrary massacre.
Gaige Grosskreutz, Sole Survivor Of Kyle Rittenhouse Shootings, Takes The Stand, Tells Jury He Thought 'I Was Going To Die'
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@Santiag87507989 @HotepJesus "History" won't remember unless you or someone like you writes and tells it.
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@KeenanPeachy @davereaboi There was a right-wing version of the MacArthur Foundation. It was called the "MacArthur Foundation." .A rich businessman founded it. His leftist son perverted it. This happens to practically everything established by free-market businessmen.
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Call me a radical righty, buy I wonder how Robert Reich can author whole books despite only having about 4 ideas.
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This European country is known for its skiing, scenic meth labs, and 𝘍𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘪𝘯 author Samuel Clemens. Yet 9 out of 10 people can't identify it. Can you?
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I don't blame Eddy. I must be too stupid and annoying to become his friend 😿
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I locked my account so I could keep up with frens, but cut down on time wasted bickering with imbeciIes. Then I just wasted like 25 minutes telling off imbeciIes before I remembered -- they can't see me. 😾. Forming new habits may take a while.
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My town doesn't lock toiletries in cages. We lock criminals in cages.
Being forced to ask an employee to unlock a toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant, and shampoo is actually insane, fuck capitalism
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@deaflibertarian @spirit_llama Holy shit $16m! Assuming the treatment didn't require burning stacks of money for your amusement, that pricetag alone tells us there's something seriously crooked in our system.
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𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛 𝗠𝗔𝗞𝗘𝗦 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗦𝗘𝗡𝗦𝗘?. PETA: You wouldn't eat T-rex, so don't eat chicken. QBLURT: You should eat even more T-rex, since 1 has enough meat to spare 2308 chickens.
Think twice before ordering that chicken sandwich. T-Rexes wouldn't approve of you eating their descendants 👉 #DinosaurDay
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Sorry, but this is a case where euthanasia is needed. That's the only way to protect pit bulls from the thief's vicious and dangerous family.
DOG THAT DEFENDED HIS HOUSE FROM A THIEF WILL NOT BE SACRIFICED. Max is a Pitbull dog from Copoya, Chiapas, who tore off part of a thief's arm when he tried to break into his house. The thief's family requested that Max to be euthanized because he literally tore off the thief's
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