Nobody:
Me: so I go to pour a Campari soda to kickoff the weekend with a weak cocktail.
Only one problem, no soda in the fridge.
You know what was in the fridge?
Ladies and gentleman, I’m proud to introduce the ultimate summer cocktail: THE CLAWPARI
Jerry Jones on why he's so adamant about COVID-19 vaccine: "Everyone has a right to make their own decisions regarding their health & their body...until your decision as to yourself impacts negatively many others.
"We have got to check ‘I’ at the door & go forward with ‘we’."
My son, 7, has discovered “deez nuts” jokes and it’s all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can’t stop.
I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn’t get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, “deez nuts.”
I’ve been very quiet politically on twitter lately, but no person on the planet makes me angrier than Dan Patrick.
There is not a more vile and divisive politician in America.
The Texas Lieutenant Governor says it's not firearms or white supremacy that caused yesterday's massacre in El Paso, it's that kids don't pray in school anymore
Good morning! Nothing like waking up on a lovely Sunday morning to see the President retweeting a video of his supporters literally chanting “white power.”
“Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh”
-Bruno Mars, 2014
#spookyszn
President Vladimir Putin of Russia sent President Trump a telegram wishing him and Melania Trump “a speedy recovery and expressing sincere support at this difficult moment,” the Kremlin said.
Ignorant & demented: Teen Vogue, glorifying the founder of communism. Because Stalin, Mao, Castro & their ilk murdered over 100 million people, imprisoned and tortured millions more & produced crushing poverty that lead to starvation, misery & death. Welcome to Marx, indeed.
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"I dont really want to be interviewed, I just wanna go back there and turn up," Nick Young giving the most spectacular answer imaginable, when asked what making his first NBA Finals means to him
Wisconsin QB Tanner Mordecai channeled his inner cowboy and jammed out to Toby Keith and Big & Rich.
Will
@T_Mordecai
live up to expectations? That remains to be seen, but anyone who loves outlaw country music is a guy we all want on our team.
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