Master
@MasterTes
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I tweet about sports. Mostly, Dallas sports, football and soccer. And I work in sports. πͺπ·π.
Joined April 2009
NASCAR has done more to support Bubba Wallace in the last 48 hours than the NFL has done to support Colin Kaepernick in 4 years.
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Karl Anthony Towns lost his mother due to COVID-19. Heβs outside demanding justice for the murder of George Floyd. Canβt even imagine man.
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This look like COVID-19.
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Bae hit that Macaroni Meatloaf π₯π₯π₯
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This Space Jam rollout is crazy.
A stunning example of cloud iridescence, caused by small ice crystals scattering the sun's rays, filmed in Narathiwat, Thailand. Credit: Orawan Thongchinda
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Luka was on a McChickens, vodka and hookah diet all summer. And still led the Mavs to the WCF ππππ.
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I was tweeting prophecies during COVID lockdown.
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Jameis Winston has completed 10 career passes to Saints players. Taysom Hill has completed 7.
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An Auburn fan next to me poured beer on his head thinking they won. When they eventually lost, he was arrested.
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Therapist: Our session is almost over. Anything else youβd like to say?. Me:
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Alvin Kamara is playing with an ice tray in his mouth. Custom VVS diamond grill made by Houston jeweler Johnny Dang.
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Two of the greatest spellers in our lifetime reside in Louisiana
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Serena Williams won the Australian Open while pregnant.
Another crazy fact: Tom Brady is five years older than Michael Jordan was when he signed with the Wizards, and three years older than Jordan was when he retired from the Wizards. In the best-athlete-ever argument, that's a nice trump card.
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No itβs not lol. You canβt spread a torn ACL around the facility.
Players are going to test positive. The NFL knew that. Thatβs why they expanded the practice squads. Itβs like a player getting hurt.
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Kyrie: Did we land on Plymouth Rock, or did Plymouth Rock land on us?. Kenny Atkinson: I donβt know Kyrie. Just hop on the team plane. Kyrie: Interesting
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PJ Washington corner 3s.
Niggas only be wanting 1thing and it start with a P π€¦π½ββοΈπ.
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βIβm just Serenaβ is the most professional way Iβve heard someone say βDo you know who the fuck I am?β.
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The Texans are 0-4. The Dolphins own their first and second round picks.
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This loss makes sense now.
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Jayson Tatum trying his hardest to recreate every NBA title celebration moment he watched on YouTube.
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Kiperβs Day 3 outfit
Kiper bouta go live with Dr Umar.
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Watching playoff basketball after working remotely on your couch
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My mom works at DFW Airport. For years, Iβve scheduled layovers there to surprise her. Iβll pretend to be a customer looking for a table. Itβs the same reaction. And it never gets old.
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When Luka Doncic stares at you like this, book your Cancun flights. Your season is over.
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If you wanted to be disappointed at AT&T Stadium, you couldβve just gone to a Cowboys game.
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The Mavs got Patrick Mahomes to narrate their Finals hype video. Not a Cowboys player. They understood the assignment πππππ.
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He walking around the Suns arena like itβs West End Mall.
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Versace shoes and middle fingers to the opps. Why canβt my school have a coach like this π₯Ί
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Walking out the arena and saw Kyrie Irving and Jayson Tatumβs fathers catching up. Really dope to see.
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Bradley Roby and Will Fuller six-game PED suspensions both linked to the same banned supplements, according to league sources.
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Kirk Cousins has more playoff wins this decade than Tom Brady and Drew Brees combined.
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Untold Stories Episode 3 with Percy Harvin. Percy Harvin shares how he smoked weed before every game to help with his anxiety disorder/migraines. Plus, he opens up about fighting Golden Tate before Super Bowl 48.
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Mike Breenβs βBANGβ is iconic, but βWAY OFFβ deserves more love.
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Arike is the real Olympic snub, not Caitlin Clark.
Arike Ogunbowale has scored 20+ PTS in each of the first 9 games to start the season. Tying Cynthia Cooper (1999) for the most consecutive 20-point games to start a season in WNBA history.
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Josh Norman said Dez Bryant approached him and told him, "Where I'm from, we unload the clip" to start the postgame scuffle #Redskins
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Whatβs your favorite Kobe moment?.
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ESPN gonna have Tim Walz filling out CFP brackets like they did Obama during March Madness.
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Antonio Brown called his boss a cracker and went back to work the next day.
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Hereβs Darren Rovell running a 4.04 20-yard dash at Nike HQ, with Ndamukong Suh watching.
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Untold Stories Episode 31. Aqib Talib shares how his well known feud with Michael Crabtree started, and how the two Dallas high school football legends settled their differences
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White.White.White.White.White.White.
πBears: Matt Eberflus.πBroncos: Nathaniel Hackett.πGiants: Brian Daboll.πRaiders: Josh McDaniels .πVikings: Kevin OβConnell.πJaguars: Doug Pederson . Still left: Dolphins, Saints, Texans.
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Good time to remind everyone Alvin Kamara plays football with a VVS diamond grill made by Johnny Dang
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Nick Saban and Bill Belichick should film another HBO special with all this time on their hands.
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Itβs exhausting to watch Serena consistently defend herself and her legacy. I cannot imagine what it actually feels like to carry that weight every single day.
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Lamar Jackson gotta charge the Jets for this private meet and greet.
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βWhy is Diana Taurasi on the team?β. Just last week: 31 points, 7-9 3PT. Donβt get it twisted. DT can still light ya ass up. At 41 years old. In Year 20.
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Odell Beckham Jr is really rocking a Richard Mille watch on the field π³
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H&R Glock.
Tax preparer allegedly pulls gun on clients who had complaints about filings
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Thereβs a dude dressed as a ref throwing a flag at Falcons fans all game ππππ
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Jay Cutler is the worst leader Devin Hester's been around. Untold Stories Episode 16, now available on Twitter
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I just realized both AD/Bron (323) and Kawhi/PG (213) jersey numbers are LA area codes π€―
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Sports owners wanted Trump in office. Sports owners arenβt gonna get sports back because they wanted Trump in office.
BREAKING: U.S. breaks record for most COVID-19 cases recorded in a single day, with at least 36,358 new positives reported Wednesday.
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Giving Lamar Jackson 1:58 and 3 timeouts to get into field goal range for Justin Tucker is like playing Madden on rookie mode.
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Paul George will debut the latest installment in his Nike signature line, the PG3, tonight against the San Antonio Spurs. This NASA-inspired colorway pays tribute to his hometown, Palmdale, California, where the Armstrong Flight Research Center is located.
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His sweet potato what???????.
Al Roker's Sweet Potato Poon, a delicious dish with a side of mystery
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Redskins WR Terrelle Pryor Sr said he was called the n-word multiple times at Arrowhead Stadium, inc when heading to the tunnel postgame
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Not sure youβre gonna find a more powerful moment in NASCARβs history than this
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Brock Osweiler left Denver to get paid, finessed 2 teams, went back to Denver and got his starting job back. Idc how he performs. He won.
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