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My guy said Special Thicctims Unit 😩
SVU is filming in park slope this week and someone in the neighborhood facebook group posted this photo of chris meloni
🥵
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When the waitress asks if you’re the table with 8 orders of sizzling fajitas
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Popeyes promises chicken nuggets 'unlike anything you may have experienced before'
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Over the last week, a hot meal has been a luxury in Austin and the rest of Texas.
Today, we’re giving away 150 free Detroit-style pepperoni and cheese pizzas with 🍕 Whether you know someone who needs a hot meal or share, we’ve appreciated all the support over the last week.
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Two margaritas in and the squad just planned a ski trip.
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We are aware of the situation and monitoring it closely
Looking for a new job? MLB is looking for a hotdog tester to go to every stadium and eat food and watch games
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New intern just backed into his parking spot. He owns the company now.
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The future of student-athlete branding 👏
UCF football players are wearing their social media handles on their spring game jerseys.
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MTV Cribs is being revived and will return on August 11.
(Source: Deadline)
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The last digit of your like is what you have to order while deathly hungover at brunch:
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2. Espresso Martini
3. Mimosa
4. Shot of Jack
5. Glass of Milk
6. Double IPA
7. Rum & Coke
8. Ice Water
9. Tall Pour of Cabernet
Are you throwing up?
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You have to think there were at least 30-50 of them
Shakira and son attacked by wild boars: 'They've destroyed everything'
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Her: “Babe I promise you’ve got nothing to worry about.”
Her dm’s:
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The “corpse fell out of the casket” in full view of “horrified family members who became visibly distraught and hysterical,” the suit said.
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What you see through the keyhole on the first night of the Purge
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224-pound Russian woman reportedly killed husband with her buttocks
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Getting ready to torture my body with more alcohol and food for the 26th day in a row.
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I mean, that’s pretty understandable
These hijackers planed for everything… except the vampire who is secretly on the plane
Blood Red Sky premieres July 23
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New ocean just dropped
ANNOUNCING: Today on
#WorldOceansDay
, National Geographic has updated its Map Policy to recognize the Earth’s fifth ocean: the Southern Ocean.
Follow this thread to dive deep into why. 🌊
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When the bachelor party makes friends with a bachelorette party
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They have this one shirt that costs $1,000 cause the pattern’s so wild
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New Partnership Alert: Leukemia & Lymphoma Society
Donate, support, and share —
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The kid who always tried to get the ball stuck in the rafters grew up
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Tfw it’s going on 18 minutes waiting for shredded cheese as it’s the only way you can eat your fajitas
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Don’t even THINK about talking to me before I’ve had my koolaid
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Absolutely no one:
A Wingstop intern:
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Mountain DUI
$SAM and $PEP launching HARD MTN DEW. Look at these bad boys.
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Breaking News: Washed Media HQ (also known as The Lodge) is officially out of snacks that aren't Ritz crackers.
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"I was supposed to have a date tonight and the only way we've communicated is through Instagram DMs... soo...."
#OverheardAtWashed
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X Æ A-12 when he finds out he gets two Christmases
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Hustle mindset
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When the whole squad’s cobs are perfectly buttered this summer>>>
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Major shouts to all the grind boys and grind girls out there.
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1. Charleston Chew
2. Peanut butter bar
3. Milk Duds
4. Candy Corn
5. Baby Ruth
6. Payday
7. Dots
8. Snickers
9. Reese’s PB cup
10. Pink Starburst
These are my top 10 Halloween candies. I'm not taking feedback at this time.
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We aren’t, thanks though
The Olympic trials in men’s gymnastics are on right now, in case you’re a big fan of Arms
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One hour and 36 minutes after having Long John Silver’s
FISH DROP: Thousands of fish were dropped from a plane into lakes near Bicknell, Utah July 6. The goal is to restock the lakes, which are only accessible by plane. The Utah Division of Wildlife Resources says, "survival of aerial-stocked fish is incredibly high."
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A dude just pulled up in an Audi sedan, pissed on the outside back corner of our office, got back in his car, and left.
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Texting the squad “is everyone alive” after a messy night out
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Picking up dinner for the family and you’re a few minutes early
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Reject modernity, embrace tradition
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