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Tom Brady... through the years:
A delighted TB12 with Oluchi Onweagba and Adriana Lima at 2004 Victoria's Secret show.
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FedEx Field locker room with Michael Scott’s flatscreen TV is so perfectly on brand.
The moment the Niners watched the Cardinals intercept Jalen Hurts to end the game and give the Niners the
#1
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Jamie Foxx seamlessly transitioning from impressions of Kermit the Frog, Jay Z, Sammy Davis Jr., two different Dave Chapelles, and Mike Tyson. Pure artistry. (via
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On this day, November 22, 2001:
Creed performs an emotional halftime show at the Cowboys-Broncos Thanksgiving game sending a tsunami of chills throughout the nation and uniting the entire world, even if just for a brief moment.
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Dave Grohl’s story (and impression) of Christopher Walken asking whether the emphasis was on “Foo” or “Fighters” is absolute gold.
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Speaking of Will Ferrell and baseball…
“I will chain you to a pipe! In a crawl space! If you don’t get on the bag! Now get on that bag!”
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Thanksgiving, November 22, 2001:
Creed does the halftime show at the Cowboys-Broncos game and brings the world to its feet, and me to tears.
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Can't watch a playoff game in Green Bay now without thinking of Jim Harbaugh wearing 9 layers of the same outfit.
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OJ Simpson’s passing turning into a celebration of the late Norm Macdonald was the best Twitter outcome.
for no particular reason, here's 11 and a half minutes of norm macdonald shitting on oj simpson
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Today, 12/21/18, marks the 4-year anniversary of FOX’s Kenny Albert famously wearing a Christmas sweater featuring a Snowman sporting a Carrot Penis.
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This dude looks nothing like Kawhi.
A fake
#KawhiLeonard
is taking selfies and signing autographs for
#Raptors
fans before the parade in
#Toronto
today
#WeTheNorth
#WeTheNorthDay
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On this day, November 22, 2001:
Led by Scott Stapp, Creed performs a blistering halftime show at the Broncos-Cowboys Thanksgiving game, redefining what it means to be an American hero and ultimately changing turkey day forever.
#History
(🎥
@JeffMcDev
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On this day, November 22, 2001:
Thanksgiving. Broncos at Cowboys. Creed gifts the world with a halftime show that continues to tickle our hearts and imagining a world in which everyone gracefully flies around on lively bed sheets. (via
@JeffMcDev
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Kawhi Leonard before anything vs. Kawhi Leonard after anything.
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@WaffleHouseNews
@WaffleHouse
anything this fierce gentleman says I would take as 1000% fact. He’s not there to mess around.
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Is Fox aware that Kenny Alberts amazing Christmas sweater has Frosty sporting a Carrot Penis?
http://t.co/ctAcmWAkpQ
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RIP Richard Lewis. These exchanges he had with Larry David will always make me laugh. Somehow this conversation devolves into whether he said “Ben Laden” or “Bin Laden.” What a gift.
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First time seeing 49ers full entrance in Seattle. Trent Williams is hilarious. Taking a piece of the sign to join in on the ripping is the underrated highlight.
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LaVar Ball is the greatest closer since Mariano Rivera.
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ESPN just flashed back to the 2000 Michigan-Alabama Orange Bowl. Bama was up 14-0 and then 28-14 and lost 35-34. Of course Tom Brady brought them back. It was all right there in front of everyone’s eyes, including Tom’s outstanding Lloyd Christmas cut.
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Shane, her name is Kimberly Guilfoyle not Gavin Newsom’s Ex-Wife.
Gavin Newsom's ex-wife seeing Donald Trump Jr., per Page Six
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Barkley says he’s not gonna take a shot at Cris Carter, proceeds to take shot at Cris Carter.
Sir Charles 101
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On this day November 22, 2001:
Scott Stapp wills Creed through the Cowboys-Broncos halftime show, welding an entire nation together as magical linen bed sheets soared into the air, redefining what that star on Dallas’s helmet truly means. (🎥
@JeffMcDev
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@MikaelThalen
@BarstoolBigCat
“I’m here live, I’m not a cat.”
<pause that lasts a lifetime>
“I can, I can see that.”
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Harrison Bader a mortal LOCK to wake up on the floor with his hotel key card in the ATM machine.
#Yankees
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Will be watching this king of efficiency clip his spaghetti for the next hour. (via
@glindsey1003
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Tristan Thompson suspended 25 games for using PEDs to gain a competitive advantage and all I can do is laugh and think of this.
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Learning that Jackson Mahomes is 21 years old and not a freshman in high school makes all of this infinitely worse and it was already very crappy.
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It takes 3 seconds of hearing Eddie Vedder singing Tom Petty’s “The Waiting” to take it to another galaxy.
Should never let Eddie sing your hits, but also PLEASE let Eddie sing your hits.
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Since he's trending, my all-time favorite story about a rookie QB is when the Raiders grew so concerned JaMarcus Russell wasn’t watching the game film he was given they began giving him blank DVDs. The next day they’d ask him about it and he’d discuss in detail what he watched.
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Jalen channeling Morty Seinfeld is exactly what we needed this morning.
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@MikeTyson
“Heads will roll for this.”
Would probably be wise for everyone at Hulu to take this line both figuratively and literally.
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Happy 2-year anniversary of Andy Cohen bodybagging NYC legend Bill de Blasio. Cut a promo for the ages.
“Sayonara sucka!”
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Kansas State coach Jerome Tang is such a legend for taking the time to say this to the FAU team right after a brutal loss. Easy to root for.
(📹
@awfulannouncing
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Larry David vs. Annoying Bluetooth Guy is always a lock for laughter. Enjoy.
“So I was tryin to brush my teeth with an apple. It was horrible. Horrible.”
We all owe
@BackAftaThis
for originally posting.
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It took until now, 12/23/23, to realize Eddie Vedder shares a birthday with Festivus. Kinda makes sense though. The joy Eddie provides brings balance to the rage-induced holiday created by Frank Costanza.
Anyway here’s a classic with Eddie and Tom Petty.
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Tweeted by
@BackAftaThis
yesterday but the scene is pure genius and must be watched again:
Larry vs. Bluetooth Guy
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Gritty swatting the crap outta the ball and then taunting the nun has become a daily watch.
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@NimblewNumbers
Ready to throw a car down the street and not even a Lions fan. Jamaal Williams is a real one.
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The greatest idea ESPN has had in 30 years and it’s only gonna get better.
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Didn't catch this last night. I love, love, love this.
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@jasonrmcintyre
no chance any sane person ever considers fighting someone named “Marc Colombo.” And after a brief search, I 100% stand by this statement.
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This should really be the official “The NBA is back!” GIF.
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This clip from
@BackAftaThis
randomly popped into my head and will always kill me. Scene is pure genius.
Larry David vs. Bluetooth Guy
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Kawhi signs a 1-year deal with the Warriors that includes a factory refurbished iPhone and free laser printing and
#NBATwitter
never forgives
@3YearLetterman
.
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Congratulations to Milos Teodosic on signing with and/or being kidnapped by the Clippers! (h/t
@DrewUnga
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@TheNBACentral
This is so weird. You made the NBA All-Star team. This isn’t the fat kid getting picked last in dodgeball.
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@AdamSchefter
Clearly faking. Just LOOK at him. In Poe’s mind, he’s already poolside in Vegas.
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Continues to be one of the greatest montages these eyes have ever seen. J-E-T-S Jets! Jets! Jets!
#NFLDraft
(via
@BackAftaThis
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Russian driver hit cows having sex while they were crossing the road. Was there a dash cam to catch it? Of course:
http://t.co/8xa1gpUKVp
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Tony Romo to the rescue directly from the broadcast booth.
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@NBCSWarriors
@ReidForgrave
Draymond waiting for Steph to finish his ESPN interview so he can be the first to greet him is why everyone around Draymond loves Draymond.
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Tom Brady responsible for 352 of the team's 353 total yards? Pure insanity.
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@MCamerlengo
the height difference is absolutely perfect and honestly hoping this is exactly how Tom said goodbye to Edelman.
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@Sheena_Marie3
Jaire Alexander’s planet is a special one. Wearing Macho Man’s glasses was the perfect choice.
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@BarstoolBigCat
Nothing better than people randomly honoring Ric Flair by way of vicious chop.
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Many people are saying Landing Strip Winter is the only way to properly continue the spirit of White Boy Summer. I’m not necessarily saying that, but I’m hearing many people are.
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It's an incredibly bold look, but I really do like Chris Christie's inflatable pants.
http://t.co/rGPG7aL6VB
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@wojespn
By tomorrow this story will have at least 20 new layers to it. 1 year is crazy for what’s mentioned here.
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