Pike Maynter
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Decided that as a hobby I’m going to create my 10 favorite movies for every year that I was alive (1993-2023). Feel free to see below:
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@GordonRamsay
When Gordon Ramsay is not trashing people’s food, then you know the world is off
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Fahrenheit 451, a book about a dystopian world where books are outlawed and burned, being on the banned books list is deliciously ironic.
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@LukeFlux1
@CultureCrave
@vulture
Show absolutely doesn’t portray it like that though. John Dutton should’ve been a Tony Soprano type antihero, but instead he’s Kevin Costner playing Kevin Costner, and Kevin Costner is not a bad guy.
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Also one of the most adorable moments of the night was between
@BChickenfry
&
@DonnieDoesWorld
quoting The Town 😂. ”That’s a masshole”
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Sources confirm that Bryce Harper has agreed to sign with the Phillies. Announcement expected tomorrow. Who are my sources? Man idk, but neither does anyone else and they get paid for this shit.
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Just an FYI for
@BarstoolBigCat
Game of Thrones has 2 people getting decapitated within the first 15 minutes of the show. So quota met.
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Remember when we thought we were going to be singing this at the bars in May? 😂😂😂 I’m gonna kill myself
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I went to Union Tap a year or so ago Tads brothers 21st and saw 32 dudes that looked like this and said “never again”.
From
@PhillyPolice
BOOKING PHOTO of 22 year old Frederick Falcon, of Northeast Philadelphia, being charged with Murder 3rd Degree, Involuntary Manslaughter, Homicide By Vehicle & more for “intentionally running over” 24 year old man Sunday after fight in Union Tap
@FOX29philly
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@kellykeegs
The people in these comments ought to be ashamed of themselves for treating Keegs like a piece of meat! Be better! Anyway...
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Alottttt of Northeast people throwing stones at that DUI chick who tweeted she was a good drunk driver. Maybe just take the tragedy as a lesson instead of grandstanding.
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My car fits 5 ppl comfortably, 6 if you want to squeeze. I’m heading to the Ben Franklin to drive off so let me know if you want me to pick you up
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Morgan’s Pier is without a doubt the most overrated bar in Philly.
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Bro who the fuck was watching my mans back!!!! Worst O Line in history. Arya got right past em.
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My god is that 2 time “Man of the Year” winner Joseph Stalin?!?!?
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I’m paying 40 bucks to fill my car up. I’ll take out my George Forman and start grilling in that spot if I want too.
Is it okay to leave your car at the pump while you're in the gas station convenience store?
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Hurts, Swift, Brown, Smith, Goedert, & the best offensive line in the league downgraded to doing QB draws, screens, and tush pushes. Fuck Brian Johnson.
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@jowrotethis
We’re using Xenophobic for Targaryens? Everyone in Westeros is well aware of Targaryens & their violent history bc they ruled Westeros for 300 years. Idt it’s xenophobia, but instead hatred of their families destructive history. Certainly racist towards the unsullied though
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These are the dudes that tried rolling on Mike Scott??? Look at these absolute creatures 😷
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Watching an old stool scenes from last year and
@PFTCommenter
is trying to put the Caps name on the cup. Little did he know.
#OurYear
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Your Hairline... Wack!
Your Finals Record... Wack!
“The Decision”... Wack!
Space Jams 2... Wack!
Blaze Pizza... Wack!
#FuckLebron
#TTP
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Me: “I’m staying in this weekend”
Anyone: “Who’s trynna drin....”
Me:
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Apparently the Eagles haven’t won since my grandmom moved in and now we’re trying to kick her out
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@rogueshunt
We’re just gonna forget he was freaking out about them taking his IMAX spots like 2 months ago?
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My child from Kenya wrote me. Honestly for $33 a month I thought this kid would’ve been able to spell smfh just a bunch of random letters all over a page. I’m lowering her allowance.
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Brady does this and it’s adorable, but when I do this it’s a problem. Unreal
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Every now and then I think about the girl who’s been saved in my phone as this for 8+ years. I have no idea who you are, but you definitely struck a nerve. She honestly could be the one.
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Wentz put up 4,000 yards with practice squad players last year and Howie decided to get a QB in the 2nd round instead of offensive help. But you think Wentz is the problem? Pahhhh.
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Is it cool to hate on MDW down Wildwood now? I don’t get it, I have a blast every year. I’ll be 55 and still getting told I can’t wear a backwards hat in Keenan’s.
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Just a little reminder that your occupation doesn’t make you a good person. I know plenty of cops, nurses, teachers, service members, etc who are trash can humans.
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Mannnn y’all didn’t say a damn word when Margaery old ass was blowing Tommens back out. Shut up
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Do people that post nothing but political statements on their IG story’s think that anyone is reading or cares?
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2 Uber’s drivers have told me I smell good in the last 24 hours. Confidence is high right now
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If I’m homeless, I’m just walking until I hit Florida. If I’m gonna be homeless it sure as shit ain’t gonna be in Philly.
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Having a house party instead of going to a bar on NYE is clutch.
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Monday: “I feel like death. I’m never drinking again.”
Friday:
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Yo
@JaredDudley619
really ran that mouth and then put up ZERO points. You fat belly dickhead😂😂😂
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@BarstoolRadio
@kellykeegs
@BarstoolNate
Nate being 10 years in and not understanding people don’t like him is impressive. He’s good for a twice a year blow up.
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I had no idea we had a male cheerleader. My only issue is why is he in a sweatshirt. Blast that thing off and show some skin you coward
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It’s hard to eat Sweet Lucy’s in public because it gives you a hard on
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Fellas don’t settle tonight. If she don’t have central air, then find another one.
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Got in my Uber and he turned off rap and put on Mumford. I can’t possibly look this white.
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Wildwood police thinking of all the tickets they’re about to write this weekend
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I was just sitting there eating my can of beans when this thug came up and started harassing my wife
#ShaneKeisel
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Ok.... in the last 30 minutes:
Travel to Europe is banned
Tom Hanks got corona
NBA cancels season
I’m shook
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