theRoddick
@OriginalRoddick
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Freethinker, drinker, and lil' bit of stinker. I don't do Twitter arguments - you're all idiots. I've probably already muted you.
Joined April 2022
"I am nothing, truth is everything.". ~Abraham Lincoln
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She's going to feel pretty stupid when she has to change her name to United Kingdom Ferrera.
America Ferrera blames Donald Trump as she joins growing list of stars fleeing the US for a new life in the UK
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1,000 years ago: a crying, mournful little girl lays her favorite doll at her brave father's grave. Scientists today: "Well, just look at this faggot."
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All she can do is stand by him. If she touches him, it's an automatic 15-yard penalty.
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For an 1840s prospector or farmer, I get it, but for modern farms/homesteaders, what's the point of having a donkey?.
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Pettersen in 20 years:
I just finished speaking on the House floor about Speaker Johnson's recent move to kill our bipartisan push to allow new parents to vote remotely. This move is anti-women, anti-parent, and anti-family. Our country has changed. And so have our workplaces. But Congress is stuck
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Finally getting some use out of my fireplace in Texas.
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Found a more accurate title for you, skippy.
ORIGINAL SIN, now available for pre-order at from @Penguinpress. Been working hard on this with @AlexThomp, from interviews with more than 200 WH insiders, Dem leaders, and more. #OriginalSinBook
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Good friends with a couple. Husband is the guy that cooks for everyone, asks if you need another beer, jovial, and just a great dude to sit around a campfire with. All around good guy that everyone likes. Recently took to eating better, working out, and lost a bit of weight. Just.
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Okay, Googled Amber Rose, so now have a basic idea of who she is and her "checkered past." Listened to her convention speech. While I'm sure we would disagree on some issues, right now I'll take 1,000 Amber Roses over 1 Mitt Romney, 1 Liz Cheney, or 1 Adam Kinzinger. Give me the.
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Guys, I take no pride in this, but it's time we have a conversation. Is Miley actually talented and possibly a little hot?
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Many of you have said, "Smear the Queer.". In my neighborhood, we focused on DEI and this was referred to as, "Bring Down the Cis-Gender Patriachical Privileged White Male Holding on to His Representation of Conquered and Stolen Land". Then we would all burn down our
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I'm 5'4". This bison, charging right at me, would make contact with the middle of my face, if it hit me. Why do they need to be so big, and why aren't we more worried about human safety?
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Quick 🧵For everyone claiming the 6 billion we gave to Iran being held by Qatar and can only be used for food and medicine, etc., let me explain the word fungible like you're 5 years old. 1/.
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Just found out I'm gay.
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Finally got her all framed up. Now to lay down the 1/4 inch and shingles.
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I don’t recall Mrs. Doubtfire grinding her dick in kid’s faces and trying to convince them they were born in the wrong body.
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@RepDLesko How convenient for you. Not so much for 350+ million Americans. But, please, do take care of your sniffles.
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INBOX from flight attendant gf:."Have a 101-year-old ww2 marine pilot on my flight. He's going to be honored at an air show. Evidently, he has a medal that is only awarded for extraordinary acts in the air during the war. 1/.
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@sallykohn So, what you're saying is that Kamala can see what is possible, unburdened by what has been?.
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Man, the last time the French were this gay was every single day since 1792.
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Jfc, he's huge!.
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@AndrewYang It's really wild how climate change never applies to those constantly telling us we should do without, and pandemics never apply to protesters supporting a violent, drug-addicted criminal.
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The English Muffin is superior to the biscuit when it comes to breakfast sandwiches.
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The people freaking out over Trump's photo op at McDonald's are truly showing their ignorance of history. He wasn't the first.
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@1capplegate @string1979 Don't stop there. You should leave the country too. Really make a statement.
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@PamKeithFL Who in the actual f*ck do you think you are??? Who appointed you our guardian angels?.Your pious elitist view of yourselves are why you lost, why you will keep losing, and why a majority of the American public detest you.
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Lmaooo. Publicist: Meghan, no one likes you. Meghan: *releases documentary bio on her life and struggles so people can understand the real her. Publicist: Meghan, people like you even less now.
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@BFriedmanDC Calm down, ma'am.
Hi Brandon. 👋. If climate change is to blame for the Asheville, North Carolina flooding from the remnants of Helene, then was it also climate change when Asheville was wiped out on July 16, 1916 by the remnants of the Charleston Hurricane? . How'd that happen 108-years ago when
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Now Hunter has an extra $6k burning a hole in his pocket. Guess what he's going to do? /end.
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His whole family is with him. Looks and acts pretty good for 101! Pretty amazing. Our pilots are in awe."./end. Pretty freaking awesome.
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@CHSommers @nytimes Milton Friedman summed up why Democrats fail perfectly:."One of the great mistakes is to judge policies and programs by their intentions rather than their results.".
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WITHOUT Googling, name a famous historic battle.
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@onlynatreynolds Ewe, gross. No one wants you wiping your dookie shute and cuter juice all over the equipment. 🤢🤢🤢.
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@jefftimmer Sounds fascisty. Communism’s oldest play in the book is to dehumanize your political opponents so you feel better about performing unspeakably evil acts on them. You’re a pawn, a useful malcontent, and you think you’re the good guy.
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Post a black and white.
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Let's say Hunter Biden has $6,000 and REALLY wants to spend that $6k on hookers and blow - but he can't because he owes his baby mama $6k in child support. Then China steps in and says, "Hey, here's another $6k, but it can ONLY be used for child support." 2/.
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@RepThomasMassie @debragarrett Why does Congress absolutely refuse to do single-item bills? Lazy? Can't hide pork? Other?.It seems like single issue bills would resolve so many issues.
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@schlaf Your mom should understand that coastlines have constantly changed since the oceans first formed. Always have. Always will.
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