Vought’s quarterly jobs report was the BEST EVER. Contrary to the lamestream media’s lies, we haven’t lost 300 jobs, we’ve added 750,000. Everything is looking great forever!

Today, we’re thrilled to report A-Train’s top secret mission overseas could not be going better. In fact, Homelander gets updates from him every day in a private, 100% secure group chat. Please keep him in your hearts, patriots, and pray for a speedy return!

In a landmark moment for education, God U is closing its library that misled young Supers for years. No more copy pasting research and rhetoric from human authors like "Dr." Brinkerhoff. Moving forward, students will use VoughtChat for reliable info fact-checked by patriots!

Vought can confirm rumors of Stan Edgar sightings in the greater New York area after his recent escape from a Vernon Correctional Facility. Remember he is a TRAITOR who has committed atrocities against America. If you see something, SAY SOMETHING and contact your local hero!

This World Octopus Day, we’re honoring a close friend of Deep’s who tragically passed away last year. She had a firm grip on life, which Deep is thrilled can finally be shared with others. Increase your pleasure eightfold with AMBROSIUS, on sale now! https://t.co/HOUQ1XkEc4

Effective immediately, Sister Sage has been named CEO of Vought International. With her vision, and Homelander’s might, America has never been in better hands! We’d like to thank Ashley Barrett for her service, and wish her all the best. Here’s to PHASE 2!

To the surprise of no one, Valhalla: Lust and Lightning is trending AGAIN on Vought+! Vikor would like to thank all patriots leaving five-star audience reviews, despite its 4% @RottenTomatoes score.

This fight isn’t just in the ring - it’s for the soul of Godolkin University, and AMERICA. Watch Marie Moreau knock some sense back into Jordan Li TODAY with a one-time Pay Per View plus fees, existing Vought+ subscription required.

Tomorrow, GUARDIANS become GLADIATORS. It’s Marie Moreau vs. Jordan Li in a fight that will bend minds, blood and gender. Bring extra popcorn and your Brave Maeve Pride Bars!

With students back at God U, we take a moment to sing the praises of who made it all possible. Look at what Professor Polarity and Emma Meyer just found in the archives - Thomas Godolkin’s old ID badge! Hit the like button to honor a tireless visionary who never burned out.

Godolkin is the most inclusive university ever, which is why we asked Jordan Li to tour the new and improved campus! Joining them is one of their best friends and fellow Guardian, Sam Riordan. Victoria Neuman would be proud of the safe, supportive environment that bears her name!

JUSTICE PREVAILS. Marie Moreau, Jordan Li and Emma Meyer have returned to God U, fully exonerated. They’ve all met with Dean Cipher to express how happy they are to be back! We expect they’ll be climbing the leaderboard in no time.

Fall semester is finally here, along with a welcome letter from Dean Cipher. Unlike his predecessor, what runs through his veins is TRUE VOUGHT BLUE. He has the full support of President Calhoun - and more importantly, Homelander - to usher in a new golden age of education!

Soon, your pleasure is about to go even DEEPer. Introducing The Ambrosius, the finest adult toy ever created. Modeled after one of Deep’s closest friends for maximum suction. Get your tentacles on it this World Octopus Day, October 8! https://t.co/gFvjuUTXNR

This Wednesday join Cate and Sam in celebrating Thomas Godolkin Day! As fake-milk-drinking TRAITORS try to divide us, it's more important than ever to unite and appreciate a trailblazer of American values. This event is mandatory, students who fail to attend will be expelled.

As fall semester draws near, we’re proud to present the new #1 and #2 on the leaderboard - the Guardians of Godolkin! Whether they’re on campus, or off on an important mission, they continue to be examples for young heroes across America. Patriotism has never had more “rizz”!

Welcome to Godolkin Rush Week! To celebrate, The Deep filmed a new recruitment video for Gamma Epsilon Delta, where he spent seven fulfilling years as chapter president. If you’re social, strong, and know when to keep your mouth shut, apply today.

After a summer shadowing the Seven, the Guardians of Godolkin are proud to welcome young heroes back to campus. Education for supers, by supers, with a side of pumpkin spice! Welcome to a New Year, and a NEW U.

This weekend, Vought was proud to welcome HomeTeamers to the best convention in Orlando - V52! Fans were treated to updates on FLIPPED’s box office performance, and how Deep is almost finished on rewrites for DEEP INTO THE MULTIVERSE. Stay tuned next year for the latest on Phases

This Godolkin University Commitment Day, we honor fallen Supers and celebrate the next generation taking us to even greater heights. Watch this fall’s orientation video, featuring an urgent message from Dean Cipher. Join Cate and Sam in becoming the hero America wants AND NEEDS!

This fall, we want Godolkin students to be their very best. That’s why we’ve made a series of new products to keep you happy, healthy, and hydrated! Starting with Turbo Rush, featuring a new and improved can design with Homelander, who graciously stepped in as brand ambassador