Jennifer
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Do old people like me actually get an extra hour of sleep? I’ll just be having coffee at 4am instead of 5am.
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She seems like a sweet girl and is using her short lived fame for good.
Imagine being this dick?
Did she win some secret lottery where a real feel mid gets to live the life of a legitimate major celebrity for no discernible reason?
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A man next to me at the bar ordered an $80 steak well done.
Anyway, here’s a pic of my cocktail.
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My youngest turned 24 today. I would like to have one more day with him 5 years old again, asking me to read just one more book.
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Tell me your age and something you’ve never done.
I’ll start.
I’m 49 and I’ve never killed a dog
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People who say or type “should of” or “could of” are people I want to kick straight in the shins
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I’ve had chili without beans and I’ve had it with beans.
It’s boring without beans. It needs more texture and substance.
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First up is surf and turf crostini with lobster bisque shooters
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I back into parking spots because it’s incredibly easy, and it makes leaving the spot safer.
Good morning to everyone except people who back into parking spaces for no reason.
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Leftover pot roast is great in a grilled cheese. Messy, but tasty.
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I don’t know, the Silent Generation was pretty rough.
My grandfather called my sister “the Crisco kid” because he said she was fat in the can.
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I realize a lot of people won’t agree with Monica Lewinsky’s tweet, but bringing up her past when she was 22 years old is awful. She was taken advantage of by a much older and powerful man. It’s not cool. Choose a better argument
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Seven years ago today my brother died of an overdose. If you, or a loved one is struggling with addiction, I’m praying for you 💜
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I do not like cottage cheese.
Do not compare it to ricotta, because it’s not even remotely similar.
The end
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I spent a long time today making French onion soup inspired burgers topped with caramelized onions, melty gruyere, and soup to dip
And my opinion remains the same
Nothing is better than a straight up burger with American cheese, nothing.
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I’m watching The Ten Commandments and I’m going to drink every time I hear the word “bondage.”’
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Alice in The Brady Bunch was 43-48 in the series run.
My perception of age as a child was so off
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The best was getting that tape or CD with the thick insert. You knew you were probably getting some lyrics.
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My daughter got engaged tonight! ❤️
Cheers to the happy couple!
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This garbage weather called for comfort food.
Braised all day short rib ragu over Parmesan mashed potatoes
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The restaurant gave me a big birthday meatball instead of cake
Normalize birthday meatballs
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Men are just big kids 🥰
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I made an emotional support BLT. I have more if anyone needs one.
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This is absolutely false. I just had gross pizza and I��ll be crabby about it the rest of the night.
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The birthday girl requested lobster mac to go with her ribeye, so she got got lobster mac 🦞
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Can we stop restaurants from calling tenders “boneless wings?”
There is no such thing. There are wings, and there are tenders.
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I woke up with a can of Pringles beside me. I have hit a new low. 😂
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My niece asked me to make oatmeal cookies for her party with chocolate chips instead of raisins 👎🏼
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I toured the wedding venue my daughter officially booked today, and just have to share this chandelier that is original from 1911.
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26 years old, and she’s still getting a basket 🐰
Yes, I know I have myself to blame 😂
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Short rib grilled cheese was an all day project, but definitely worth it 😊
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My greatest achievement is having adult children who are hilarious, and the best of friends
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Me but no face
I spilled wine down my shirt at the movies
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Never once have I called a man “mid.”
Do I have opinions on appearances? Absolutely.
I also don’t post those opinions knowing I’m a 48 year old with a mirror.
Some of you really need to look in a mirror.
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I bought new dinnerware so naturally I had to see if it looks good with scallops
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I was happy as a child for many reasons, but especially for not knowing colonoscopy was in my future
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What say you, Goldilocks? Too much cheese, too little, or just right?
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26 years ago I was in labor at this time. Today I am stuffing olives for her martini later
Wild 😂
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Lobster tots for Friday night dinner
Lobster bisque, tots, lobster, bacon, and chives 🦞
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To celebrate the first weekend in October I made a ouija charcuterie 💀
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My stepfather is going in for exploratory cancer surgery tomorrow. He’s a good one, so if you could spare a good thought, I’d be very thankful!
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There is a special place in hell for the people who exceed the 12 items or less with zero regard to those in line behind them
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David Crosby getting roasted on Twitter is bringing me such joy today.
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No shit
In the 90s low fat was good, eggs were bad, and margarine was better than butter.
Today, journalists are bad. We know better than to ever listen again. That’s all.
Never mind: New study finds eggs won’t worsen cholesterol, may even improve heart health
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@TheCensoredRock
I bought one at a yard sale recently. I didn’t know that’s what it is called. Thank you!
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What’s a favorite saying that your parents used to say?
“Why don’t you go and play in traffic”
Also this gem, “Children should be seen and not heard.”
What's a favorite saying that your parents used to say?
My dad had two:
"What are you waiting for, an engraved invitation?"
"You're gonna get glad in the same clothes you got mad in."
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I met the most polite young man at the farmers market today working with his dad at their seafood stand
He was maybe 10. He made eye contact, was knowledgeable, & is clearly his dad’s right hand man. He told me how he was with his dad all summer fishing
Good parenting matters
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I reverse seared some beef and basted it in garlic and butter, so now I smell like beef basted in garlic and butter.
That’s a perfume/cologne I could get behind
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Who doesn’t love a delicious roast beef sandwich?
Vegans need not reply.
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“Live to hunt”
Like this absolute basement dweller will ever have the life or love that Pierce Brosnan has experienced
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