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With the season fast approaching, I want to remind the alumni of various programs across SEC country, to DM me for payment info.

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@OfficialsSec
SEC Officials's Parody
2 years
btw Brian.. it's too late.. the 4 people that saw this will remember how clearly it was written and how obvious it was. they will repeat it.. and it ruins your algorithm. Ironically, it would have happened years ago if our 1st amendment wasn't nullified. it took elon and 4 views
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@OfficialsSec
SEC Officials's Parody
2 years
58 times the state decided not to hear evidence on election security. meaning 58 times, you never got to hear the truth. they were all dismissed without trial or evidence being seen. Is this your proof our "democracy" is in tact?
@krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein
2 years
@MarkJam73395966 How many courts told him that his cases didn’t have merit? 58?
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@RonColeman
Ron Coleman
2 years
Should I run against this guy
@BillPascrell
Bill Pascrell, Jr. 🇺🇸🇺🇦
2 years
Donald trump is openly planning to impose a military dictatorship and put tanks in the streets against his enemies if he seizes power again. I am going to post this repeatedly so no one can say they haven’t been told.
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@stainedglassFM
Stained Glass Radio
2 years
Nirvana - Lithium (1992 MTV Video Music Awards)
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@Kearney3Mr
Mr Blonde
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Greta Looney Tune speaks for us all ❤️ #ClimateActionNow
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@OfficialsSec
SEC Officials's Parody
2 years
on a side note. this actually looks like a nicer place than most American cities.
@Osinttechnical
OSINTtechnical
2 years
And we now have footage of the (partially) burnt-out parking lot at the Ahli Hospital in Gaza. Overall damage to the structures in the complex appears to be limited, a clay-tiled awning adjacent to the parking lot is still mostly intact.
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@OfficialsSec
SEC Officials's Parody
2 years
the real question is; How much did Jonathan donate?
@JGreenblattADL
Jonathan Greenblatt
2 years
The post shared in recent days by BLM chapters in Chicago & LA & other fringe groups, glorifying the Hamas terrorists who used hang gliders to infiltrate Israel, slaughtering over 1,000 innocents, is beyond sick & twisted. It’s antisemitic, dehumanizing & could prompt violence.🧵
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@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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@OfficialsSec
SEC Officials's Parody
2 years
Just today, kids across this nation were busted smoking the Devils lettuce in school. Did that happen in weight rooms? no.
@3YearLetterman
Three Year Letterman
2 years
@elonmusk Schools need to be eliminated. An hour in the weight room is more valuable than a lifetime in the classroom
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@OfficialsSec
SEC Officials's Parody
2 years
I sure hope you stopped doing all business in Canada after they celebrated a real Nazi. Otherwise your whole organization is a joke.
@ADL
ADL
2 years
We appreciate @X’s stated intent over the last few weeks to address antisemitism and hate on the platform. Full statement here: https://t.co/wWRmfRXnBx
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@OfficialsSec
SEC Officials's Parody
2 years
Canadian Health care is doing their best to make sure the demand for food is being lowered. Please everyone needs to pitch in.
@JustinTrudeau
Justin Trudeau
2 years
We’re taking urgent action to address the high cost of food – we’ve tasked the country’s largest grocers with stabilizing prices and we’ve introduced legislation to increase competition in Canada. We’ll keep working to drive down costs and make life more affordable for Canadians.
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@TBob53
T-Bob Hebert
2 years
LSU's defense is so bad that now I'm thinking FSU is bad
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@stoolpresidente
Dave Portnoy
2 years
Where do I get this? #GBR
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@OfficialsSec
SEC Officials's Parody
2 years
The wildest part is, Putin said he invaded Ukraine to Denazify it.... Are they all really this stupid are are they intentionally doing this?
@JustinTrudeau
Justin Trudeau
2 years
We’ve said our support for Ukraine is unwavering. And during President @ZelenskyyUa’s visit this past week, we backed those words up by announcing new military assistance, additional sanctions, and support for Ukraine’s economic recovery. More here: https://t.co/TILa5kGcnF
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@MarkCarney_Ego
Fake Mark Carney
2 years
Yaroslav Hunka was able to escape proper vetting, because of climate change. And there's only one way to fix this - more taxes. That's why we're adding a "Nazi Tax" onto the price of fuel, to help keep Canadians safe and keep nazis out of parliamentary buildings.
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@therealroseanne
Roseanne Barr
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Add it to the “Roseanne was right” jar.
@UnityNewsNet
UNN
2 years
A 98-year old was given standing ovation by the Canadian parliament during Zelensky's speech. He was hailed as a hero for fighting against the Russians. Yaroslav Hunk fought for the 14th division of the Waffen SS.
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@JohnLeFevre
John LeFevre
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King Charles and President Macron had a dinner last night. They’d like you to reduce your carbon footprint.
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