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Sam Elliotts Mustache
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Keep your coffee black and your intentions pure.
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The dust settles, but the truth don’t.
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Every mustache tells a tale, some taller than others.
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Reckon time’s the only outlaw that never gets caught.
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Sam Elliotts Mustache
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Don’t mistake talkin’ loud for speakin’ true.
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Sam Elliotts Mustache
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A cowboy without coffee is just a man in a hat.
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Sam Elliotts Mustache
9 days
Life’s a long trail. Best you can do is ride it straight and steady.
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Sam Elliotts Mustache
13 days
A man without a mustache still casts a shadow.
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Sam Elliotts Mustache
16 days
Don’t argue with a mule, you’ll just end up sounding like one.
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Sam Elliotts Mustache
19 days
When you find yourself in a hole, best quit diggin’—unless you’re planting beans.
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Sam Elliotts Mustache
20 days
Speak straight, ride steady.
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Sam Elliotts Mustache
22 days
A burnt biscuit won’t kill you, but pride might.
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Sam Elliotts Mustache
23 days
A mustache don’t make the man, but it surely marks his trail.
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Sam Elliotts Mustache
26 days
Never play cards with a fella named “Lucky.”
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Sam Elliotts Mustache
27 days
Ride for the brand, but don’t forget who’s wearing the boots.
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Sam Elliotts Mustache
28 days
Sometimes doin’ nothin’ is the hardest work a man can do.
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Sam Elliotts Mustache
29 days
Cold beans still fill a belly.
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Sam Elliotts Mustache
1 month
You can judge a saloon by its whiskey, and a man by his mustache.
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Sam Elliotts Mustache
1 month
Forgive quick, but never forget your horse’s name.
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Sam Elliotts Mustache
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A man’s only as good as his word and his handshake.
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