Fake Mark Carney
@MarkCarney_Ego
Followers
113K
Following
23K
Media
3K
Statuses
4K
Fake Prime Minister of Canada and Leader of the Liberal Party. Globalist. Climate lunatic. Communist. Just like Justin, but worse. Parody.
Ottawa, Canada 🇨🇦
Joined June 2022
Only racists and transphobes would press this switch. Under my liberal government, which has been in power for a decade, repeat violent crime is part of our national identity.
Bukele pressed this button in El Salvador by arresting criminals and now presides over a much safer nation as a result. Crime is a solvable issue. We can just do things.
2
5
62
#BREAKING: I got caught. Yesterday, I showed my true colours and dismissed the concerns of millions of Canadians. Today the backlash was so severe, that I'm planning a trip to Washington DC. I don't have principles, or a backbone, or a single independent thought. I'm a cuck.
I have one thing to say, to Canadians who are wondering if I'm in contact with President Trump. "Who cares." Sure, people are losing their jobs because of my tariff war. And sure, they can't afford food because of my inflation. But I don't care. I'm a millionaire.
22
69
411
I have one thing to say, to Canadians who are wondering if I'm in contact with President Trump. "Who cares." Sure, people are losing their jobs because of my tariff war. And sure, they can't afford food because of my inflation. But I don't care. I'm a millionaire.
60
188
656
The Vice President of the United States is calmly, and accurately, calling out the decay of our country. My Government has spent ten years flooding Canada with foreigners, for exactly this purpose. We want the country to collapse.
While I'm sure the causes are complicated, no nation has leaned more into "diversity is our strength, we don't need a melting pot we have a salad bowl" immigration insanity than Canada. It has the highest foreign-born share of the population in the entire G7 and its living
22
118
964
The US Government just approved the release of the Epstein Files.
I still have not explained my relationship with convicted child sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell.
50
229
815
Tequila Liz (@ElizabethMay) agreed to vote for my budget, because I agreed to buy her a mickey after the session was over.
22
64
503
Update, I didn't stay and watch the game. In fact, I left right after my photo op. I honestly cannot stand the hard working, blue collar, normal, "in all thy sons command", non-trans people in the prairies.
5
52
378
Canadians are so angry, they're literally giving me the middle finger on camera and calling me a communist. Well, they're not wrong. 😏
27
130
855
They're pushing Ozempic on men, a chemical shortcut that makes you weak. It burns muscle, kills drive & costs a fortune. Real men don't take shortcuts that weaken strength. They build it. It starts with a tool they buried: Apple Cider Vinegar. 1. The… https://t.co/OfImRrlNVT
1
6
46
I attended the Grey Cup, and the entire crowd in Winnipeg boo'd me. Mercilessly. https://t.co/1WM8ww44rp
36
64
782
Please have your say about where we should focus the training of Canada's new elite paramilitary fighting force, Karen Team Six.
Now that Prime Minister Mark Carney plans to train public service employees into military operatives, what will their most effective weapon be?
10
4
80
Chris d'Entremont, who said last month that my government spending was crippling Canadians, is already by my side for a new spending announcement. This is how true politicians behave. Cowardly. Deceitful. Renouncing the constituents who elected him. I couldn't be more proud.
14
49
319
What is the most retarded term that our government is over using today?
11
11
36
For a complete list of rules to play the Carney Buzzword Drinking Game, please see this post and the subsequent hilarious comments. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Who wants to play a Carney Buzzword drinking game during the budget announcement? "Generational investment" - 1 drink "Time to build" - 1 drink "Canada's new government" - 1 drink "Um", "Ah", or "Er" - 1 drink Anything else we should add?
2
13
60
You started selling on Amazon to make money... Not to fight with buggy shipment tools and janky spreadsheets. Boxem makes it faster than ever to get back to the things that matter Try it free today:
0
1
9
If this budget doesn't pass, and we end up having an election, I will pretend to hate Donald Trump again in order to win the "Elbows Up" vote.
18
38
301
It's budget day! Listen for some of my favourite buzzwords in today's announcement.
@MarkJCarney "Generational Investments" means you'll be in debt for the rest of your life, and so will your kids, and their kids, and their kids.
8
22
168
This is what happens when I insist on meeting Canadian sports teams during their championship push.
6
39
225
The only mistake John Schneider made was not booting me out of his dugout when he had the chance.
25
111
715
Jon Gruden Has Bad News for Big Cat | Pro Football Football Show Week 15
15
15
147
The Carney Curse is real.
17
145
1K
My favourite line during the campaign was: "Pierre will kneel before Donald Trump." Well, guess what - it's me who's on my knees! I will literally do anything President Trump asks, and if he doesn't like something we've done I'll bend over for him.
9
69
428