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I'd pick cold weather over hot weather every single day. You can regulate your body by dressing warm but if it's too hot there's absolutely nothing you can do.
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Lil Mweezy
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mtapea your house helps such ama hii ni ya girl bosses pekee?
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@Jessvee23
This is why you should never date a groupie or someone who's overly obsessed with celebrities
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You're one arrow away from being the Avatar
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My girl is at it again😩😩So i was late for class after my girl slept over... I was busy harakisharing like a man ayam. After a shower she was staring me.When i asked why she told me she was just wondering if i was programmed to do everything in 5 minutes... Sahii ndo imenihit😭
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@oogaboogafr
dating a sex worker is subjecting yourself to some brutal character development
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El Nino inatusho that tukiwahi kua na kitu kama earthquake tuko done as a country
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Usilenge dem mwenye mlienda na yeye kwa mathe for a dem amekupata ukienda 5 star..... Loyalty mamen✌️✌️👊👊
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broski alikua anatweet kama black American akiita kanjo the feds alafu akakutana na madem wa juja suddenly kewchie inaitwa puwowo
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If you get rich as a man the best way to give back to society is to leave the girl who "built" you up so that she can build up another struggling man and continue doing the lord's work of eradicating poverty.
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the inflation in Kenya right now would cause protests in any other sane and civilized country
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for a gender that shoots their shot by staring and sending smoke signals, women always have a lot to say about men communicating
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BTW slavery was mostly abolished because slaves weren't good for the capitalistic system. They didn't pay taxes and weren't consumers in the economy. So this meant that that they were bad for the economy. It had nothing to do with morality.
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Huko Sarit walipata minors wakifanya God knows what in a washroom and they decided to record and post them. Y'all really need to let kids make their mistakes in private. If public shaming is too much for an adult to handle sasa a kid?
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me when the kibanda waitress brings my matumbo ugali
Matumbo is dog food. No way utakula store ya mafi ati unakula nyama, na hata hainanga damu, eeew
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flat tummy babes hawajalingi how cold the weather is lazima muone tumbo
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Capitalism is a stupid ideology because it's convinced everyone they can be billionaires. Resources are finite. We can't all be extremely wealthy. The most majority of us can hope for is a good home, enough money for ourselves & families, and a good community of people around us.
It saddens me to see people describing the Kenyan dream as having a home in a rural area with livestock, a farm, a farm truck, a family car, and a small local business such as a hardware or bar.
We need to dream higher, aspire to be better, do better, and make a big impact.…
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A lot of you niggas have probably grown up with working Moms. I don't get why is it so hard to accept that women can thrive in employment through merit?
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Ruto isn't fighting dynasties. He's fighting to build his own dynasty.
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Kenyan parents have a really hard time accepting that some kids are not academy gifted and no amount of tuition or repeating will change that.
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kuchange religion just to be able to marry a woman inakuanga kujikosea heshima
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unarushia your corporate baddie a philosophical conundrum in the morning to challenge her mind na office husband anamuuliza "leo unavaa thong ama unakam ukiwa commando"
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Mnasema Elsa is only 19 people should go easy but y'all cyberbully a 12 year old pastor without remorse
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mtu ako ndoa that allows for his wife to get railed by other men anatusho "we have lasted longer than your marriages"
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anyone who's lived with toddlers would never slander baby shark cause once you play that song kids go crazy it's their club banger for real
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Call a spade a spade😂😂kuna comedian mlibeba hapa... Mkalea... Mkajenga brand yake... Sahii anawaita peasants... Anasema haezi argue na watu wako na tag ya android😂Enyewe binadamu tu... Mlimpandisha sahii anawatemea mate😂😂siku hizi ako na kiburi... Na hakuna shiet mtafanya😂
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Hajaruka anyone. He's simply chosen himself and his family. He was robbed of his independence and is probably completely dependent on Babu so biting the hand that feeds him doesn't help him. It sucks but it is what it is.
DJ Evolve ameturuka hii kesi shingo upande literally. Ni sawa 🙏
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how are you going to make Visas for foreigners free then multiply the prices of IDs for Kenyans by a factor of 10?
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ukikatia dem na pesa hufai kukua shocked akikuwacha for greener pastures juu ulijimarket kama poverty alleviation scheme
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Nakumbuka 2020 wezi walingoja dem afunge mpesa wakamsho apeane bag. Mwizi kuchuka bag she hesitated to let it go and they shot her. She was in her 20s, just about to graduate, had her whole life ahead of her. Mimi siwezi hurumia wezi wakimadwa juu I know they won't pity me.
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Whatsapp call imekua red flag? Broke niggas hapo tumemalizwa kabisa. We might never rise again.
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Hii doggy haifai kua inaishi kwa tropics taking animals out of their natural habitat inafaa kua banned
Met my dream dog today😍🥹..the Siberian husky..i was ready to risk 100k for this!!!
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unaona a pic of a buff guy unaanza kufikiria about vile atashika dem yako and that's a sign of cuckold desires
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hakuna kitu nachukia kama dem sidinyi kuniambia "I expected better from you" ama "you had my respect now you lost it" hua nashanga who she thinks she is in my life
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huyo mama aliskia 700k was wiped clean from her account akacollapse na akadedi damn I would probably die too
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My brother touching my cheeks and telling me I'm so cute has just made my day❤️
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Its in campus where a student knows the contents of a unit but doesn't know the unit title and the unit code😂😂😂they know the type of unit using a lecturer who takes them through... Unaskia... Hiyo cat ya Dr Wanyama iko lini😂😂juu unit title ngori😂😂😂
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Those days a rainbow was just a rainbow. You can't even use it these days.
A National Rainbow Coalition (NARC) campaign poster in 2002.
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nikiflush kwa nyumba ya wenyewe alafu kila kitu iende:
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Hio kazi Njeri Migwi hufanya inahataiji some serious mental, emotional and psychological strength. I personally can't even finish reading some of those stories.
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y'all will know this but you won't know where to find your baby daddies
I love how men think it's so hard to find out about their past 🤣🤣🤣 yaani,, Kinuthia in time and age in less than 24hours I will know even the bed where your mother got fucked on.
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bruh huyo dem alienda therapy akasho her therapist how good her man is treating her alafu therapist akaiba her man like how do you go to therapy and end up getting more trauma
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lmao waislamu hukumbuka the word Haram only when pork is mentioned
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My money will catch up to my ego. That's the plan. I don't want to humble myself. I want to afford my arrogance.
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haha lakini kuenda podcast kusema "I dropped my hoes for a single mum" when the single mother in question is the mother of your kid is wild
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watching your country first hand turning into Nigeria is heartbreaking
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I went to check out the post on Instagram and I can't believe this diet advice is what people are calling misogyny
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haha kujenga dem wako means actually contributing money and giving her life skills lakini dem kujenga chali ni sleeping with him while he's broke
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mkianza kutweet positive things about us tunajuanga ni end month
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YouTube Indians that make videos helping us with with our phone and laptop problems deserve a special place heaven
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dem akikupenda huwa hajali about vitu kama pesa lakini some of y'all hamjawahi pendwa so hamwezi amini
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Broke niggas hatunanga pesa ya fancy restaurants so this is one skill we have really taken time to master.
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ukiongea na madem wako below the age of 22 unaanza kufeel nikama IQ inashuka
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Never kill a bro you find your wife cheating with.A bro is entitled to ask any chic out..Its a responsibility of your wife to say she is married and SAY NO to that bro..Its not a bro's fault that she said yes to his advances.Return to the streets what belongs to the streets🚮
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mimi hata akilike such a post namuacha
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hamo amedelegate the responsibility of managing his other women to his main woman
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Utaanza kunotice dem anaget repulsed by you. Mwili yake hua inaanza kukukata. Someone that was always naturally wet suddenly needs okra water.
Unlike women wanaume hawaezagi kucheat na wasijulikane you will always feel lazima kuna mtu mwingine
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Haha having feelings for someone makes your personality less attractive. You're nervous, indecisive and awkward af. It really sucks.
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Arsenal fans be arguing on everything except the PL table😂😂😂😂they be like Cedric this... Auba that... But the moment you bring table positions they divert and start talking about politics 😂😂😂😂😂🚮
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Avoid loaning money to close friends, partners, or family. Just give them what you can afford to lose and your relationships will prosper.
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Yes. Cause kila kitu ni type yako.
Kwani I'm the only one that believed Mwende's tears were real?
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I keep saying when a woman wants you you'll never have to ask her to be your girlfriend. She'll just take that position on her own if she's sees it's vacant.
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so hauna time ya madem?
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The way women body shame lightskin and short men, the way they talk shit about broke guys, I can never have any sympathy seeing them getting dragged for their looks.
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Leo ndo ile siku unapick Rihanna kwa club unaamka na Akothee asubuhi... 😂😂Lakini hiyo si issue..... Issue ni utavaa CD uchungane na ukedi ama utavaa gas mask uchungane na corona... Jilinde tulinde nchi... ✌️Stay safe
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ukiuliza your unemployed girlfriend how she afforded a weekend in Vasha
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Umetake her mantle ya udaku
She said it herself, she's pregnant and the guy wants nothing to do with her.
Well unless this is some sort of twisted ruse.
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There's no big deal about a 19 year old having a crush on you just decline if you're not interested. You love that he likes you and you have to let us know.
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