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@Jahmu__
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6 months
Every Kenyan bro. You're not special
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Wachira.
6 months
I'm in a very dark place rn
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@Jahmu__
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4 years
A Kenyan movie, Poacher starring Brian Ogola is coming to Netflix, September 20th!
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1 year
When I didn't have alcohol, did you check?
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@Jahmu__
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8 months
John Kiriamiti film series, who says yes?
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Which Kenyan book would you like to see adapted into a film? #InternationalLiteracyDay
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@Jahmu__
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2 years
Just found a tiktok account where guys sample Kenya's cheapest booze, look at this 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Jahmu__
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2 years
Let me bring this back since it's Vybz Kartel's birthday
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@Jahmu__
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4 months
Mpakani, a military Kenyan TV series directed by Victor Gatonye is coming to Netflix tomorrow .
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@Jahmu__
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4 months
Kenya has produced films, but never have they ever told a story better than Nairobi Half Life. Truly a masterpiece.
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@Jahmu__
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4 years
I don't usually post tiktok videos but this one is funny 😂😂😂
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@Jahmu__
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16 days
Ata blocked nose hua side moja pekee
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stargirl✨
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Why does only one side of Mbagathi Flood?
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@Jahmu__
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3 years
"Kimtu kimoja hivi ndio kimetuwekea curfew" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭
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@Jahmu__
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3 years
Kibaki anashindwa how can a president be sworn in at mid-day.
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@Jahmu__
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2 years
Njeri alimeet uyo mnigga na akaanza kumuita babe in 20mins. A record has been set for the shortest talking stage leading to a relationship in Nairobi.
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@Jahmu__
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3 years
I have a WhatsApp group for myself alone where I text myself random stuff.
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@Jahmu__
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1 year
Uyu msee hunimaliza mbaya wakireview zile tei za 150 😂😂😂
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@Jahmu__
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4 years
Ukiishi Peke yako unaeza amka ukae hadi afternoon bila kuongea unless mtu akupigie simu
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@Jahmu__
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2 years
Ng'ang'a anachekelea fellow bishop 😂😂😂😂
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@Jahmu__
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3 years
Kenyans when you tell them to pay to use the Express way
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@Jahmu__
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3 years
Complaining how Uhuru has run down the economy then going ahead to vote his deputy president as the president in 2022? Must be crack
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@Jahmu__
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5 months
Ukatumia mafuta kama hii kwa nyumba yangu kupika sausage tano tunaenda courtini
@Mercynicky_
Mercy Nicky
5 months
Look at this greatness 😋😋😋😋😋 #BilaSoseSikam
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@Jahmu__
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2 years
Nimeisha bana😂😂😂
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@Jahmu__
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2 years
Miss Mandi and her friends wakiona Koome ameenda kuwarm omena for lunch
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@Jahmu__
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2 years
😂😂From the studio that brought you "wale wagani", Twitter Studio presents....
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@Jahmu__
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3 years
Basi Ngoma zake ziwekwe Kwa portal ya Strathmore sio YouTube
@iam_bett
Evans Bett
3 years
Why you all on Kahush's case. Are you even his TA...I mean from the lyrics you can easily tell he's singing for Strathmore kids if not all campus kids.
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@Jahmu__
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2 years
Ukiinfluence guiness hua unafungua unakunywa lakini apa unashika hio kitu kama hongo, get into action brotherman,
@brianmutinda_
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2 years
This being the month of love, protect the ones you love #livelifeguarded
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@Jahmu__
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3 years
Kenyans will complain about Uhuru's governance then elect Ruto as president in 2022 cos he's a 'hustler'. You deserve everything coming your way
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@Jahmu__
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1 year
Labda Zuku ni money laundering scheme na mko hapa mkiwasumbua na shida zenu za internet
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@Jahmu__
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3 years
Friends: Dance tu usijali, hatukujudge Also friends:
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@Jahmu__
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4 years
Normalize dying before opening up to a woman
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@Jahmu__
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2 years
Why do butcheries do this btw?
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@Jahmu__
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3 years
Easy one
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@yourgirlcheroh
♡ MEGAN♡★
3 years
My niece has asked me what is yoghurt in kiswahili and bruh i swear I never thought about it until now😂😂😂..so how many of y'all could get this right?
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@Jahmu__
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3 years
If DCI can deny a video which was recorded on a dash cam how can we believe anything they tweet EVER?
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@Jahmu__
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2 years
Hii Nairobi ukiwa shughuli zako Chunga kupenda mtu ambaye bado anapenda mtu wake wa kitambo
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@Jahmu__
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2 years
Ulienda kushop for cooking oil in New York siku gani?
@guylikericky
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2 years
Lakini cooking oil prices have surged uniformly worldwide sio Kenya pekee
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@Jahmu__
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3 years
Na mnatenda wanawake hii nairobi. Someone just started crying at the butchery, I don't know what the meat reminded her of
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@Jahmu__
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2 years
Listening to Ruto's first interview as President elect. If he sticks to his plan we might actually be onto something good here.
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@Jahmu__
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3 months
Heri ununue baiskeli ukue unajipeleka kwa watu in person
@_wamwea
💙🖤The Scudetto Girl⭐️⭐️
3 months
simu gani mzuri na budget ya 20k?
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@Jahmu__
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3 years
One of my friends alitokwa laptops, cameras na camera accessories huko Kasa na hawa magaidi. Luckily they were captured on camera and matter reported to Kasarani Police station. Kama unatambua hizi sura kindly help my friend get his gadgets back @DCI_Kenya (Part 1) RT WIDELY
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@Jahmu__
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2 years
Riggy G spotted outside a local bar in Githurai
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@Jahmu__
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2 years
Uyu mama hukaa roho mzuri sana hadi unashindwa alitoana wapi na hio gaidi
@Nesh_maina
Nesh Maina 🇰🇪
2 years
Glad to have had the opportunity to shoot these frames of the second lady of the Republic of Kenya. @MamaRachelRuto 📍 Nairobi 🇰🇪.
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@Jahmu__
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1 year
Idk about y'all but this is the most annoying person on the internet rn
@muli_brian_
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Sasa hii ni content ? Siku hizi mmasupport anyone tu Bora ni mwanamke 💔
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@Jahmu__
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2 years
Edgar Obare makes about 2M every month on BNN premium. Udaku is a lucrative business
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@Jahmu__
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8 months
"Kama tuko wanne badala ya kununua beers si tushike tu mzinga"
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What’s Nairobi math?
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@Jahmu__
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2 years
Grew with money lakini hospital bill mnataka maskini wawasaidie?
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@Jahmu__
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4 years
Edgar Obare is so entitled to people's private lives. Wtf is this scumbag of a human?
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@Jahmu__
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3 years
Kama ulikua umeenda holiday coast na hurudi Leo itabidi ubaki huko ukue beach boy
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@Jahmu__
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3 years
Guys smear cake all over your face on your birthday and think they've made your birthday memorable. Don't try that shit with me.
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@Jahmu__
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3 years
The funny thing is Anto Neosoul calling himself a musician while trynna diss Khaligraph Jones on TV. He has one album which no one knows about. The last time he was played on radio was when he did a cover for Adelle's hello and he sounded like a teenage girl.
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@Jahmu__
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2 years
Ever been accused of something you haven't done then your brain goes like "ama nifanye Tu ndio waniaccuse cha ukweli?"
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@Jahmu__
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2 years
😂Uhuru atakua na say in the next cabinet (if Baba wins) alafu avouch for the likes of CS Amina tena. We really are fucked
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@Jahmu__
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2 years
Kumbe ata she hasn't legally adopted the kid. Ni mtoto wa boyfriend
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@Jahmu__
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3 years
Ukishagundua you're on your own mambo inakua rahisi
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@Jahmu__
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2 years
Your girlfriends in the club this weekend
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@Jahmu__
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11 months
Solo ndio amepiga picha ?
@brianmutinda_
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Sundays are for solo drives
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@Jahmu__
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3 years
Unakosa kulipa matatu na cash to minimize contact alafu unapea conductor simu yako aweke number ya mpesa. Nairobians!!
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@Jahmu__
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2 years
Mnataka tuanze kuhesabu cases of police brutality by GSU officers in the last 2 years ndo muamini how vijana meant exactly what they said? Small sheng has y'all now blinded!
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@Jahmu__
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1 year
This is Namanga buana we wacha
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@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
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PK Salasya with Kirinyaga Woman Rep Njeri Maina in Arusha, Tanzania
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@Jahmu__
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2 years
Otero's face can go anywhere, try placing it on a cow
@mwabilimwagodi
TL Elder
2 years
Why is it that akina Otero, Billy, Jeffrey Jeff always come out so good as memes?
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@Jahmu__
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I keep telling y'all core business ya hio kinyozi ya mwende sio kunyoa cos wtf is that shave
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Mko wapi ? tuko on 😅
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@Jahmu__
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3 years
Tukuange serious Bana😂
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@Jahmu__
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3 years
Pick your poison. Have a great weekend!
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@Jahmu__
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3 years
Wewe kama mwanaume tuonyeshe nyumba yako ya mabati?
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@Jahmu__
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6 years
Eric Omondi's tribute to Mzee Ojwang (RIP) is so touching 😭
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@Jahmu__
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2 years
The shock of using Co-op to MPESA when you're used to zero charges on Stanchart to MPESA can actually kill you
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@Jahmu__
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3 years
No amount of PR will have us join you in parenting
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Jayden mnafika shule anaona his Friends anasahau mlikua na yeye. Jamaa kanapenda shule
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@Jahmu__
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5 years
Your English in telephone sounds vanilla strawberry but here? 😂😂😂😂
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3 years
Ukona za dragons?
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@Jahmu__
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11 months
The Indian lady owner
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@alexmwanzo
TurboDiesel
11 months
One Indian lady owner Low mileage Original paint Bmw e36. Dealer maintained Never been outside nairobi 1800cc 400,000km + mileage Wired by @ @BrutImz Running healthy Asking 350k Seriously selling my baby Lacks glovebox only Car is a runner
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@Jahmu__
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Tiktoker mkitumia song za Drake na content yako iende viral Hua mnaambia Drake awalipe ama aseme thank you? Wacheni kupea femi one pressure bana.
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@Jahmu__
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10 months
Toxic woman starter pack
@KariukiKawira
Eli💙🦋
10 months
Njoo Ruiru dia
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@Jahmu__
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1 year
Mimi sio Joy ama Jobu you used to pick on everytime you feel like. Mind your business riding Ruto's dxxx. Ape!
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1 year
Si kwa ubaya, but uwa unapenda udaku na wewe ni ndume. Just an observation.
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1 year
Visitors: Mbona unaishi kichakani ivi? Me:
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@Jahmu__
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4 years
This mindset is shitty and people use it to justify disappointment. You owe people around you some decency, respect, loyalty and responsibility for your actions. They let you in so don't be a trash human simply cos "Nobody owes you anything"
@MissMati_
MissM
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Nobody owes you anything. Not a fair treatment , a text back ,a smile , loyalty etc Everyone is entitled to go about their life in whatever manner they wish and do whatever makes them happy . But you , you owe much to yourself .... Treat yourself well.❤❤
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Kuna dem nishaiDM huku, after tumeenda 2-3 dates siku moja akanishow "I can't keep doing this, I think I like ladies more". Bruh after God fear women!
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@Jahmu__
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2 years
Don't be the Miss Mandi in your office space.
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@Jahmu__
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2 years
Bro, hii ni timeless music. Enda ukaskize "furaha ni kulewa na marafiki" Kwa nyumba yako
@Limitless_xix
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2 years
Nime jam mbaya sana... Mbona Djs wanatu beba smoll.... Wtf is alll I want is win win no matter what... Nigga it's 2022
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@Jahmu__
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4 years
If you're wondering why this tweet was deleted 😭
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@Jahmu__
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3 years
Stadium huko majuu zimejaa. Covid is now a third world countries problem. The world is moving on
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@Jahmu__
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2 years
If you're having a bad day just remember that someone out there wanted to wife Laqueen
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@Jahmu__
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2 years
Dude, it makes sense now why you found her single yes?
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@Jahmu__
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Kuna dem akibreak up na mimi aliniambia "love requires sacrifices and you have nothing to sacrifice". I think about this sometimes
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@Jahmu__
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2 years
😂😂😂 why would anyone discuss DJ bash when we have 9 presidential petitions in court?
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@Jahmu__
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2 years
Not having Twitter must suck rn cos this app is cracking my ribs amidst all this 😂😂
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@Jahmu__
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4 months
One thing I'm not doing in Nairobi is hanging out with people I don't know how they make their living.
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@Jahmu__
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1 year
When women are done with you, they're done for real. Nishaiambia ex flani akujie nguo zake akasema "get rid of them"
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@Jahmu__
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Wakenya.
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@Jahmu__
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4 years
Petition for NTV to cancel this nonsense after the first eposide.
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@Jahmu__
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3 years
Uyu anaenda wapi?
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@Jahmu__
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4 years
Raburu alishikwa akicheat badala ya kuapologize akaambia bibi ajitoe akaleta the woman he was cheating with? G!!
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@Jahmu__
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2 years
Urafiki ya disrespect in the name of jokes sifanyagi.
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@Jahmu__
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3 years
Jayden anafaa aweke total lockdown on 13th Hadi 15 th February. We must curb the spread of COVID-19
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@Jahmu__
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3 years
China hawaamini mtu anaweza Nona hivi akiwa na deni Yao
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@Jahmu__
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3 years
Parent twitter how y'all doing? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Jahmu__
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4 years
5 people is such a bully na vile kanatoshana na bulb
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@Jahmu__
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3 years
Kuenda service ya Catholic ni enough exercise for a day. Unasimama, unaketi, unapiga magoti, unarushiwa maji, unaclap na unapeperusha mikono hewani. All in under 3hrs. Gym doesn't even come close
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@Jahmu__
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4 years
Edgar Obare huweka ads Kati kati ya izo private conversation Anaziita tea. Safe to say he makes money from making other people's lives miserable, breaking marriages and all that? Fuck that n!gga!
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@Jahmu__
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3 years
If your weekend doesn't have a purpose, I'll give you two.
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6 years
Bae or 50M?
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1 year
Her: He's probably out there entertaining other women. Me and the boys:
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@Jahmu__
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3 years
Look at these fools,😂😂😂
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