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Every Kenyan bro. You're not special
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A Kenyan movie, Poacher starring Brian Ogola is coming to Netflix, September 20th!
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John Kiriamiti film series, who says yes?
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Just found a tiktok account where guys sample Kenya's cheapest booze, look at this 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Mpakani, a military Kenyan TV series directed by Victor Gatonye is coming to Netflix tomorrow .
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Kenya has produced films, but never have they ever told a story better than Nairobi Half Life. Truly a masterpiece.
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Ata blocked nose hua side moja pekee
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Kibaki anashindwa how can a president be sworn in at mid-day.
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Njeri alimeet uyo mnigga na akaanza kumuita babe in 20mins. A record has been set for the shortest talking stage leading to a relationship in Nairobi.
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I have a WhatsApp group for myself alone where I text myself random stuff.
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Ukiishi Peke yako unaeza amka ukae hadi afternoon bila kuongea unless mtu akupigie simu
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Complaining how Uhuru has run down the economy then going ahead to vote his deputy president as the president in 2022? Must be crack
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Ukatumia mafuta kama hii kwa nyumba yangu kupika sausage tano tunaenda courtini
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Miss Mandi and her friends wakiona Koome ameenda kuwarm omena for lunch
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😂😂From the studio that brought you "wale wagani", Twitter Studio presents....
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Ukiinfluence guiness hua unafungua unakunywa lakini apa unashika hio kitu kama hongo, get into action brotherman,
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Kenyans will complain about Uhuru's governance then elect Ruto as president in 2022 cos he's a 'hustler'. You deserve everything coming your way
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Labda Zuku ni money laundering scheme na mko hapa mkiwasumbua na shida zenu za internet
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Easy one
My niece has asked me what is yoghurt in kiswahili and bruh i swear I never thought about it until now😂😂😂..so how many of y'all could get this right?
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If DCI can deny a video which was recorded on a dash cam how can we believe anything they tweet EVER?
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Hii Nairobi ukiwa shughuli zako Chunga kupenda mtu ambaye bado anapenda mtu wake wa kitambo
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Na mnatenda wanawake hii nairobi. Someone just started crying at the butchery, I don't know what the meat reminded her of
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Ulienda kushop for cooking oil in New York siku gani?
Lakini cooking oil prices have surged uniformly worldwide sio Kenya pekee
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Listening to Ruto's first interview as President elect. If he sticks to his plan we might actually be onto something good here.
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One of my friends alitokwa laptops, cameras na camera accessories huko Kasa na hawa magaidi. Luckily they were captured on camera and matter reported to Kasarani Police station. Kama unatambua hizi sura kindly help my friend get his gadgets back
@DCI_Kenya
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RT WIDELY
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Uyu mama hukaa roho mzuri sana hadi unashindwa alitoana wapi na hio gaidi
Glad to have had the opportunity to shoot these frames of the second lady of the Republic of Kenya.
@MamaRachelRuto
📍 Nairobi 🇰🇪.
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Idk about y'all but this is the most annoying person on the internet rn
Sasa hii ni content ? Siku hizi mmasupport anyone tu Bora ni mwanamke 💔
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Edgar Obare makes about 2M every month on BNN premium. Udaku is a lucrative business
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"Kama tuko wanne badala ya kununua beers si tushike tu mzinga"
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Grew with money lakini hospital bill mnataka maskini wawasaidie?
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Edgar Obare is so entitled to people's private lives. Wtf is this scumbag of a human?
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Kama ulikua umeenda holiday coast na hurudi Leo itabidi ubaki huko ukue beach boy
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Guys smear cake all over your face on your birthday and think they've made your birthday memorable. Don't try that shit with me.
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The funny thing is Anto Neosoul calling himself a musician while trynna diss Khaligraph Jones on TV. He has one album which no one knows about. The last time he was played on radio was when he did a cover for Adelle's hello and he sounded like a teenage girl.
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Ever been accused of something you haven't done then your brain goes like "ama nifanye Tu ndio waniaccuse cha ukweli?"
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😂Uhuru atakua na say in the next cabinet (if Baba wins) alafu avouch for the likes of CS Amina tena. We really are fucked
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Kumbe ata she hasn't legally adopted the kid. Ni mtoto wa boyfriend
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Solo ndio amepiga picha ?
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Unakosa kulipa matatu na cash to minimize contact alafu unapea conductor simu yako aweke number ya mpesa. Nairobians!!
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Mnataka tuanze kuhesabu cases of police brutality by GSU officers in the last 2 years ndo muamini how vijana meant exactly what they said? Small sheng has y'all now blinded!
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Otero's face can go anywhere, try placing it on a cow
Why is it that akina Otero, Billy, Jeffrey Jeff always come out so good as memes?
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The shock of using Co-op to MPESA when you're used to zero charges on Stanchart to MPESA can actually kill you
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No amount of PR will have us join you in parenting
Jayden mnafika shule anaona his Friends anasahau mlikua na yeye. Jamaa kanapenda shule
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Your English in telephone sounds vanilla strawberry but here? 😂😂😂😂
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The Indian lady owner
One Indian lady owner
Low mileage
Original paint
Bmw e36.
Dealer maintained
Never been outside nairobi
1800cc
400,000km + mileage
Wired by @
@BrutImz
Running healthy
Asking 350k
Seriously selling my baby
Lacks glovebox only
Car is a runner
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Tiktoker mkitumia song za Drake na content yako iende viral Hua mnaambia Drake awalipe ama aseme thank you? Wacheni kupea femi one pressure bana.
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Toxic woman starter pack
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Kuna dem nishaiDM huku, after tumeenda 2-3 dates siku moja akanishow "I can't keep doing this, I think I like ladies more".
Bruh after God fear women!
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This mindset is shitty and people use it to justify disappointment. You owe people around you some decency, respect, loyalty and responsibility for your actions. They let you in so don't be a trash human simply cos "Nobody owes you anything"
Nobody owes you anything.
Not a fair treatment , a text back ,a smile , loyalty etc
Everyone is entitled to go about their life in whatever manner they wish and do whatever makes them happy . But you , you owe much to yourself .... Treat yourself well.❤❤
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Bro, hii ni timeless music. Enda ukaskize "furaha ni kulewa na marafiki" Kwa nyumba yako
Nime jam mbaya sana... Mbona Djs wanatu beba smoll.... Wtf is alll I want is win win no matter what... Nigga it's 2022
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Stadium huko majuu zimejaa. Covid is now a third world countries problem. The world is moving on
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If you're having a bad day just remember that someone out there wanted to wife Laqueen
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Kuna dem akibreak up na mimi aliniambia "love requires sacrifices and you have nothing to sacrifice". I think about this sometimes
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😂😂😂 why would anyone discuss DJ bash when we have 9 presidential petitions in court?
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Not having Twitter must suck rn cos this app is cracking my ribs amidst all this 😂😂
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One thing I'm not doing in Nairobi is hanging out with people I don't know how they make their living.
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When women are done with you, they're done for real. Nishaiambia ex flani akujie nguo zake akasema "get rid of them"
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Petition for NTV to cancel this nonsense after the first eposide.
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Raburu alishikwa akicheat badala ya kuapologize akaambia bibi ajitoe akaleta the woman he was cheating with? G!!
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Jayden anafaa aweke total lockdown on 13th Hadi 15 th February. We must curb the spread of COVID-19
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Kuenda service ya Catholic ni enough exercise for a day. Unasimama, unaketi, unapiga magoti, unarushiwa maji, unaclap na unapeperusha mikono hewani. All in under 3hrs. Gym doesn't even come close
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Edgar Obare huweka ads Kati kati ya izo private conversation Anaziita tea. Safe to say he makes money from making other people's lives miserable, breaking marriages and all that? Fuck that n!gga!
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Her: He's probably out there entertaining other women.
Me and the boys:
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