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A tatted weeb in glasses.enjoys cooking and music Huuuuge JCole fan @LFC @scuderiaferrari
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Setting my alarm for 5:00am when I actually want to wake up at 5:30is peak self awareness..by the time I'm done snoozing it and giving in to the sleep imparing my judgement..it'll be already 5:30 and I'll wake up and smile..satisfied with myself 😂I know what I am😂
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Born to say: Nijengeni attacho bana
Forced to say: Interested in an industrial attachment opportunity at your fine establishment.
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Mzazi anasema ninyoe nywele,waschana wananiambia it looks good..sasa nitaskiza nani??😭
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Your rizz ditches you and all you left with is a huge ass boner😅
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Cold milk is the most refreshing thing I ever put in my mouth and chugged down my throat
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I'm convinced he's the avatar..we still counting to 100 years😅
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Niggas will say no diddy then go ahead and say the diddiest shit😭
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I just want a girlfriend that I can shower with my undivided attention, gifts, little foot rubs, adore her with all my heart, worship devoutly, write poems to, kiss her all over and tell her I love her till she's tired of hearing it. like, is that too much to ask for??
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My crush just sent a snap where she's showing off this guy who has her as his lockscreen saying that she really won with him😭..this happens same time I'm finally ready to ask her out..shit broke my heart fr..hii iliisha hata before talking stage..ugly niggas hukapitia😔
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I don't want no nonchalant girl..I want you to be amused and or interested in shit I'm doing,ask small silly questions while you wrap your hands around my torso,place your chin on my shoulder n giggle at a pun or two,roast me when they suck n we all laugh about it.That good shit
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Curious question..what's the highest ya'll ever got on a Spotify blend??🤔
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If ya'll ever played a music instrument or do..what would it be??
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Kenyans on the way to help defend Israel led by our first lady😂
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My lil bro and I just did a spotify blend at 97% taste match...I raised the little rascal right,been putting the nigga on since he was in the womb😂
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Not trying to be judgy here and music is relative and all..but as a man why do you have Doja,Nicki and swifty in your top 5??😂..you need a testosterone injection??
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Tumekua na oomf fifa and his girl kept calling sa alishinda akipause ashike simu leaving me to stare at my formation ...It was no fun.Fuck niggas in relationships man😭
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Mimi na my possesive nature lazima I ask you and make it official with a date and shit..na wewe usipobehave all excited and shed a tear or two after such a gesture tunaachana apo tu😂..nonchalant women are not it
Hakuna kitu ya ufala kama asking a shawry to be your gf, if she likes you enough she will assume the position
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May that spirit of tl romance drama never locate my regime..I'd deactivate 😂
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Not my ex shamelessly liking my story using both her accounts.Sister..I'm familiar with your game..please stay away from me😂
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My lil bro comes home wearing a new hoodie talking about...guess nimetoa wapi..proceeds to tell me amepewa na manzi yake..happy for him and all but when's my turn??we basically have the same genes man😭
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Ya'll ever fw a song and get so excited you really want to tell someone or share with them see what they think..that's basically me most of the time😂
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My mustache keeps disrupting my meals sneaking hairs in my mouth..mmh..God did
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Cole is becoming the rap game punching bag now😂..I'm sorry but that apology shit wasn't it man.
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Quick one chat..I'm at the porch..its raining..should I light a joint or ciggie??(I got both)
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Just went through my recent chats and found no one relevant enough to send this.Just classmates asking about class stuff and my mum.Literally no one else.I need some action in my life fr,and soon😂from now on consider my me and who's very serious.If you so much as like it nakudm
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No rizz..I'll send you lots of music and hope you figure out my message from the lyrics
No rizz, I'll crawl up your window and stare at you as you sleep
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Telling me not to listen to the album till we do a sesh later is crazy bro😂..you know what I am😭
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Pale fpl kama hujafikisha 90 points wewe uninstall tu app..you're a disgrace to your squad
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I'm an even bigger fan of Drake after seeing we have more in common than just a birthmonth😅
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All this hype over a simple facecard reveal??A full body pic would break the tl😅
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@JColeNC
I ain't dissin the song but Cole🤦♂️...we expect better my g..lyk middlechild or amari this is straight up below expectation.. But am still a die hard fan.🤝
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April Music dump anyone(receiptify and or spotify stats welcome)
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I just realised I don't have any decent photos of myself..the good ones are just portrait selfies and the rest I'm very underdressed..mostly when I'm leaving the shower😅..that mirror is irresistible icl
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I picked the best outfit today..nakaa vizuri..mjikaze sana mnione😁
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Honourable mentions
More life
Good kid madcity
Rodeo
Forest Hill Drive
what’s y’all fav albums of all time? maybe give me some diff genres. honestly mine for r&b is mariah carey butterfly and for hip hop ima have to go written testimony, no skips on either of thoseeeeee
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Shout-out to classmates who send past papers in the class gc..mbarikiwe sana
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The reason I'll be lighting a joint at exactly 420 am and pm tomorrow is because I imagine other stoners worldwide will be doing the same and it's gonna be a huge ass session and I'll be in it...beautiful🙃
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I know I've said this before..but on a serious note leo nakaa fiti (turns out I kill an official outfit)...mjikaze sana nione😁
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Mission: Okoa semester
Difficulty: Impossible
Ammo: Past papers,chat gpt,pdf
Power ups: Mwaks
Awards:Degree,peace of mind
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I just watched this episode of Breaking bad where this kid not older than 6 fukin shot a guy the size of Rick Ross like 5 times..and that's just the opening scene..what's going on??😂
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Late registration ✔️😁
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Unlike fellow male big wigs who gained their following through bullying and "banter". I was able to foster a wholesome community using positivity and being uniquely myself 🙏🙏God did
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When you have a cold and your nose is all clogged up and you're lying there thinking about when it wasn't and how much you took it for granted😔
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Jana usiku neighbour ameniomba nare,I was reluctant kumpea juu hivyo ndio hupotea...nikampea tu juu alikaa desperate..tell me why anarudisha na tumbler nusu ya pombe😂
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I just bought the cutest water bottle for my mum..I noticed she's been wanting one after she tried to steal mine from me last month😅 I hope she likes it
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My 2024 resolution is getting a girlfriend..I'm tired of this shit
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Why are people rooting for city to win the league..now..I get yall don't like Arsenal but are you such big haters that you're okay with these brothers winning the league fourth time in a row..we'll turn into a fukin farmers league ffs..
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This nigga keeps asking too many questions on airbuds..like..tulia Nadwar..I blocked him😂
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Omds...this would be perfect.. I'd call it my joint pouch😅..a black one tho..white ribbon..anyway..me and who?😁
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