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Eveything they want to blame it on a rastaman
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Hii nguvu ungepeleka gym maisha yako hayangekua hatarini.Tumbo kama skyplast ya 10000 litres
The Nairobi County Government has reinstalled the sign. If you think you came from the moon go try remove it again. Also, a CCTV has been installed for the security of the area.
(Picture Courtesy).
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Ukiangalia hii story ya ku profile guys with dreadlocks inarudi back to that primitive thing inaitwa religion
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Mmetombana mpaka mkafanana cabron
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Jimmy Gait is also another one mwenye ako na agency ya kupeleka madem uarabuni
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Ovulation horny inafanya mtu acream kucream hadi anaskia kuscream
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Osama akuje nimpeleke kwa wadigo muone Jumia ikigeuka kiosk
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Wanaume wakitaka kutomba wanaeza ita mtu ata Beyonce
Nimeona Carlton akiita huyo dem thick
Kama yeye ni thick basi mi ni obese ju wueh
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Haki madem wengine kwani wako na kuma mbili ama ni mimi nlilaaniwa
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Bwanako akianza tabia ya kurudi 2 a.m kila siku unatafuta deputy wa kushikilia kuma from 5 pm mpaka 1 am isije ikaziba jamani
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Sasaaaa Mimi nikiolewa time ya ovulation lazima nitombeshwe kila siku coz hii cream yote wataka tuiwaste lazizi wa mine? Hiyo fuchufuchu time ya thrusts>>>
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Alas kumbe watu wa Nairobi mmekua mki exeggerate hizo getting mugged stories okay who is sponsoring you?
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2018 Nlipata ex akitomba msichana mwingine nikarudi kwangu sasaa kuna beshte yake alikuaga fine af nlikua nimemmezeaga mate sana so next day nlikampelekea vitu za hiyo nongwe alikua ameacha kwangu nlipeana mpaka kuma mechi ya heartbreak ilikua moto kuliko Manchester Derby
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Voi kuna upepo ukianika suruali vibaya unaipata Mtito ikielekea Nairobi
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Leo karibu ni deady kumbe tunaishi nyumba haina earthing nimefika kwa fridge nikaskia vibrations mpaka kwa kuma
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Ningekua na mboo ningepitisha hapo katikati ya matiti alafu nikumwagie kwa forehead
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I am cumming babe i am cumminggggg on your diiiick
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Nliwaambia missing persons reports zimekua too much something is not right si watoto si wamama si wababa something aint right somewhere
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Maua imemea kando ya choo
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Kumanina zenu na watu wa kwenu matako wazi nyinyi mikundu firimbi tena mikundu yenu imeoza shenz bladifucking Mungu awaue paka shume Vibiriti Ngoma wakubwa nyie
Don't worry about IDs replacement Or the 2,000.
The government wants Kenyans to transit to Maisha Card. The Card is FREE.
With Maisha Card, you'll not need:
1. ID,
2. Driving License,
3. NHIF,
4. NSSF,
5. Birth Certificate.
All the above will be captured in one card.…
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Ningekujibu vibaya lakini ni kwa vile tu unatombeka
Free consultation iliisha. Mlisema tukule 40k na kiburi yetu 😂😂tuko strike
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Nitombe mkundu walahi mwaest
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Pweza? Utatombwa mpaka kuka itoe mvuke
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Lmao especially Twitter A nyinyi hua the epitome of hypocrisy kwa hii app
Huku people choose which hustle to protect/support and which to trash
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Uongo mimi mtu wa jaba ashawahi nitombesha mpaka nikalia
Did you know that Involuntary Ejaculation is one of the complications of chewing this?
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It works shida ni usome the wrong unit
Kusoma ukiwa handas 💉💉💉
Wish I knew this trick back while in campus
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Apana Rama atafute baby mama wa Mike amtombe alafu aeke ile song ya "kama umemtomba tuachie sisi Asumaniiiiiii" kwa reels wakiwa wanacuddle
Hao wazee akina Rama, Mike na Ciku wakae chini as adults and come up with rules of engagement for each other. These dramas ni za watoto wa early 20's sasa ona wazee wazima wanapigana Twitter na Instagram.
Unless they're dropping an album mimi I'm tired of seeing this shit.
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Unakaa kunyonya mjololo vizuri sana
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Si kitambo huyu msee alikua scammed na Nigerian prophets wakanda comedy is this
Danson Mungatana elected chairperson of the committee that will investigate the Shakahola mass deaths
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Nikipata mtu wa kunitomba for 50k naeza finance my farm projects mbaya kama sahii nimepanda njugu na sina ata pesa ya kulipa vibarua
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General Meakins
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Ukimoan inaskiza kama Shazam vile
Not my business but ningependa kujua vile hiyo flo app huwork. Juu what's the relationship between a whole apk and a whole organ? Mtu akimwagiwa ndani does it sense or something?
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Covid influencers hakuna ata mmoja alinyuria that thing ain't serious basi
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Utapona ata mimi nliskia joto mpaka kwa kuma ndani
This vaccine awakens fever and sickness 😫 body temperature rises and many other issues 🥶🥴
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Personally nikitumiwa child support na bibi ya babydaddy itabidi nimtafute tunyonyane kuma
Prof Hamo saying his current wife is the one sending upkeep to the kids threw me off. Who even does that? Mnasifu jamaa na hamwoni hii ni issue. But I will let you all be parents first so you can understand your current wife can't send upkeep to your baby mama in peace. 🤨
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I desperately need a job bruv biz ni hard af i wont mind even a toxic job environment
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Ovulation nayo sio mchezo weh karibu nidhani kuma yangu imereplaciwa na ya mkamba
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Alafu kuna mimi hapa wa mentality ya ''bora kuma iko mahali pake nafasi ya dereva ni ile ile''
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Kuna mjinga akaniambia nieke Velo mdomoni na kwapani weh nliona kina Abraham Meshack na Abednego
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Umenikumbusha nikiwa Campo kabla sijajua anasa na ushetani i was very stupid nlikua naombaga kabla ya mtombeshano i know that guy alikua ananiona nikiwa clown sana
Kuna Boyz wangu akona dame uamka kumtumia voice note akimuombea bana, "God bless my boyfriend thankyou for bringing him to my life"😂😂😂😂😂maombi ya 2 mins
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Unakaa kama unataka kutombwa this must be united's curse ffs
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I hate this man walahi kifo yake inaeza nifurahisha sana
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Aluta Twitter hua tunacatch flights kila weekend na tumetuliza mkundu shut up buana
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Lakini ata hivyo MemeLord hangepata kuma decent pale Twitter A 😂
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So as i was driving back home i realised ukiwa unadrive kwa highway usiku alafu udim lights ukikutana na oncoming traffic alafu na yeye a dim lights hua inafeel ni kama kucum pamoja mkiwa mwatombeshana
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Kuna msichana ashawahi ni introduce kwa biz ya kuuza kuma alikua pimp nikamtusi natafuta number yake nimuombe msamaha maisha yamechacha
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Broke niccurs mjue sisi wa Tripple Ace na General Meakins ndio tuko
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A client just called akaniambia anataka mabenda asap her mom has been ill for sometime so nlimuuzia juzi and wakakula jana akampima sukari leo asubuhi normally tu vyenye hua anampima and breh for the 1st time ever iko chini ya 10. Things i like to hear
Okra/Mabenda/Bamia ile ladies mlisema inafanya ile kitu kama mnajua mtu anatengezaga hii juice ama anayauza na anatafuta source mnishow
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Vile uko mnono lazima inalia kama honi ya mbukinya
Mimi upenda kushuta Ile loudly Bana Ile ya pssss msee hafeelingi relief na kurelax poa
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Keg dark nimekunywa sip nikaiskia jinsi inavyowasili kinembeni
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Huyu anafanyishwa kazi kama punda na Muarabu wah na hizo detergent ni hazardous health wise
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My grandpa alikua mlevi na anavuta weed kabla azeeke sana sasaa leo amepass na mimi sitalia ama kulala chini ama kuomba mchango i will celebrate him na pombee vile alipenda ku celebrate no mourning sasaaa na hii locals wanaweka Rhumba maimuna nimeisha mimiiiiiii
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My mom anahost some ka boy hapa home sijui kako attachment so leo he knocked my door nikamuuliza ni nini 🙄mwenyewe nimeamka nikiumwa na jihoma alafu he goes like
"Dada naomba unifulie leo"
Ata nlirudi kulala nikamwacha akijiongelesha jinga sana the audacity
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Dortmund shetani awatombe mpaka ufalme urudi jinga shenz type
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Nikipata ata kazi ya kuosha maiti majuu naeza furahi sana bangi kidogo tu na Tripple Ace hao majamaa nawapiga makofi nikisugua sugua na kuimba tukutendereza bwana
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Alafu kuna yule Mutinda mwingine
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Nashangaa naskia mkundu wa DP unanuka tl kumbe ni Ivy anapayukwa
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Imagine kukua bullied ati due una mtoto mahali na hujawahi ambia strangers,na huyo mtoto alitoka kwa kuma yako. Na wao wenyewe ata hawajulikani kama ni matasa ama watazalishana Afanalek!!!
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Geuka nione mkundu mzito
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My nephew pia ameweka mdem ball wote wako 20 walikua very rude tu their fams wakidate sahii ndio wameanza kupiga piga simu wakisema "They are pregnant"
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Bibi ya Ongeri alijaribu kuingilia kati akakiona cha mtema kuni
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Kuma wazi wewe
Lol maimuna labda atoe kuma Taita apeleke Lagos ibingirishwe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Kenya
Kenya to receive Ksh.34.5 billion IMF loan next week: CBK
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Kinembe kimeshtuka sana kilikua kinalia ovulation kikapatana na General Handas kumelipuka
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Yule mdem aliitwa broke alideactivate sad but sasa pia yeye aliwahi drag mzazi wa mtu typical mkuki kwa ngurue case
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Mkundu umetoa harufu wakamdhibiti haraka asiendelee kudance?
Owner Man's Chamber Spa is in the building
@mwendefrey
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"Men are neglected and dying due to depression. So, at my spa tuko hapa kuwashughulikia."-Mwende
#DrOfwenekeTonight
@DrOfweneke
@MileyThedj
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Kuna mama alininyima kazi last year leo sistake anani add kwa group ya mchango wa harusi ya huyo mama iko Dec budget laki 5, couple wametoa 50k nimeandika kwa group wajiheshimu sisi tuwachangie 450k? na sio eti nitachanga due hawakunisaidia at my lowest kuma sana mbwaa mgonjwa!
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Thurakus on this app were telling us ati this guy will turn out to be the smartest CS wakati anaongea mkundu ata kuliko Sonko
Kwa wale malaya wa Agha Khan pale Nation Centre. You can still advertise auctioneers and funeral announcements. We will not stop those
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From the name najua mtombo ulikua lit af
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Tombwa na huyo Arteta wako mkundu wa ibilisi bladdy fucking
Saka, Laca and Auba missed sitters. Not Arteta's fault. Good night.
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