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Hello X, allow me to re-introduce myself.
I'm Kelvin aka 5 people☺️
I'm a computer science graduate from JKUAT and also a social media manager.
For mobile application designs or Social Media marketing feel free to contact me on 0718208980 or kelvingnjenga
@gmail
.com.
RT WIDELY.
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September 6 Vs September 14.
Oh boychild, wanawake watakumaliza 💀
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@MikeSonko
@yuri_modke
Sasa unataka kulia? One thing for a fact huwezi oa mamangu, lakini uliza your second daughter, Salma, nani alikuwa anamdinya juja kabla apatane na huyo baby daddy wake. Muulize kama anajua boy anaitwa Kelvin alikuwa anaishi Cairo heights. Tell her I miss her ♥️
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Naona umeweka a long couch just incase kuna dame anataka promotion 👀
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Vitu zingine uzoee kusema na Kiswahili. Nilikuwa nmeanza kuandika rambirambi zangu
Mother in law also passed by, the real ones know. LEGEND
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Ruto is just playing mind games at this point. Hio 14% salary increase SRC has proposed, ikifika kwa table yake, he'll reject it so that he can be seen as a saint. You'll just hear him in a rally "si mnaona nilikataa kuongezewa mshahara ndio tujenge uchumi?"
I read this script!!
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This far the Lord🙏🏽
Ni Kadudu but si ni God?😍 Mnanitaka wapi?
Kesho is a very big day for me.
I'm really tensed, but I got God on my side🙏🏽. I know it will be a fruitful day 🤗 insha'Allah 🤲🏾
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Finally I've gotten my child's custody after an out of court settlement. Wacha nimlete Nairobi awache kukula macadamia huko Karatina 😀😀
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Joined 2016.
Graduated 2023.
It has been a journey, never give up.
Computer science in the bag☺️
#JKUATPAUJune2023Grad
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Mti ilianguka 4am, it's almost 9am na bado haijatolewa. Halafu bado mnataka tuamini sakaja anafanya kazi?
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Hii Kenya inabidi umelala na floaters juu unaweza amka ujipate Indian ocean 🤣💀
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After being a bed to bed midfielder, msichana alipeleka nguo kwa fundi ishonwe ready to settle🤣🤣mchezo wa taoni😭 Mashallah, I wish them the best❤️
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A seat in the national assembly.
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Drunkards: Hii ni pombe gani inatubeba hivi?
Kairo: Wachana hata na pombe, unajua Mimi ni pilot naweza wabeba na ndege.
🤡🤡🤡
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Unadhani Mimi ni eve maina? Ati unanipata anytime?🤣🤣
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Dame akiwa na Kairo anavaa kama Teletubbies ndio ikuwe ngumu kupenetrate, lakini akiwa na mubabaz anavaa kadress ndio anytime paka mzee anadai kuonja maziwa anainua tu🤣🤣
Mubaba Mzee 10 - 0 Bobo🥲
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Nigga said....
Meet our new
@kai_and_karo
office Administrator, Her name is Joy.
At 20 years old, she also happens to be the youngest member of our team.
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Ikifika kwa ass camera inaongezwa speed 😭😭😭
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Statehouse watu wanaamka 5am unadhani ni kazi wanaenda kumbe wanaamka mapema wasipate David ndii amewamalizia breakfast 😭💀
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Abuya na ombachi wakuwe na kids exchange program. Watoi wa abuya waende kwa ombachi for a week waonje chakula tamu tamu na soft life hata wakalie kiti for once, wa ombachi waende kwa abuya wakule mashida kidogo so that they can know life is not easy on that other side.
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😅😅😅it's the eye contact for me. Leo kinembe itanuka brakes za transit ikiwa salgaa
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Me after ulikataa na salary yangu:
Best meme quote this video where Asamo is crying like a little girl wins Kes 10,000😁
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Mahn, cheki venye huyu dame alikuwanga genuinely happy👀😄
Huko kwa rubani the only time yeye hucheka ni conman akimwambia "look straight into my eyes and tell me that you love me"🤣🤣🤣ama ni uzee ndio hufanya asicheke kwa video za conman?😭😭😭
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Hata wewe umeenda Israel miaka nne na bado sura ni same. Umeskia tukicomplain?
I left Ngara 2020 ikiwa ivi. And naipata iko ivi 2024. Aaaai. Kwani Kenya tunastagnate?
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"aki Ababu please sio kwa gari, watu watatuona, heri kwa ofisi yako"
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If Rao really cared about the common mwananchi, this would be the right time to call for Maandamano. But as it seems, his pocket is already full. I knew Baba is just GREEDY & SELFISH! Kazi ni kuenda kukunywa wine statehouse na watu wanatudinya na kututesa.
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Doesn't matter unakunywa nini, what matters ni unajua mtoto wako alikunywa nini breakfast huko karatina?
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Kumbe ni wewe hudishi Crazy Kennar?
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Tbh Mercy I always envy your dedication. Kila wiki huwa unachange kitanda yako, unachange curtains na unapaka walls rangi different 💪🏽keep it up👏🏽Kuna madame nyumba zao zimekaa na the same paint 3 years, kitanda ni the same tangu aturn 18. They need to work hard like you.
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Uko na One million ya kupeana na huna peanuts za kunilipa my salary for working under Kai and Karo since date 5 December 2023? Kazi ni kuni-greytick? Make it make sense Mr Joseph!!!
I will offer Kes 1,000,000.
To any customer who can come forward and say he/she imported a car from
@kai_and_karo
akapata ni accident car ama iko major defect.
If you know them. Tell them to Quote this tweet and claim their 1 Million.
Na hio story nmefunga.
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Wewe zunguka Tu Nairobi mzima lakini ujue results zikitoka tunataka kuona transcripts.
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USA: I'm a sex worker
Kenya: Nibuyie Lunch
JKUAT: Unaishi gate?
😭😭
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Kairo, sio kila story lazima ikuwe about you sir. Tunaongelea upishi unaleta story zako za ndege. Ulinyimwa attention while growing up? Weren't you shown enough love at home?
Since you want it to be about you, wewe ungelipa 1M ufunzwe kupika chapati?
My passion is flying, but without spending atleast 1.5M in a flight school like
@_FliteStar
even the government cannot allow me inside the cockpit of a plane. Some passion levels actually require significant investments of capital so let the young man be.
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Hello Kairo, I can see you are just tweeting but replying to my WhatsApp messages is where you draw the line?? 🤔🤔 Sort me out my money, nilipe madeni zangu na some pending bills. 🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️Kazi ni kupeana giveaways but kulipa employees ni issue?
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Kama ni body count ni Bibi yako, kama ni likes ni polo Kimani.
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Sasa tuko na nduthi ya KOT, gari ya KOT, ndege na ship ndio tumebakisha. Hakuna reason ya dame kukuitisha fare, ni either aendewe na Quincy ama kama ako na asthma ataendewa na John kiriamiti. Shida ni kiriamiti anaweza mwibia.
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Najua umerudi na rent ya miezi kadhaa. Hamisha hata Bookten awache kuishi kawangware.
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🤣🤣🤣 you'll use memes, but I come at you with facts.
Tuma picha macho zako zikiangalia straight and I'll fuel your Porsche full tank😭
“Mum uliweka token kweli? Nataka kupiga khalif kairo comeback na simu inazima”
@5peopleke
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From the dress code, Maribe is walking out free direct to the news station room while Jowie and his concealed face is headed direct to kamiti💔 The boychild has been sacrificed.
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Haha, Hadi Eve maina ako 1-0?😂😂ndio maana alikuwa anachekesha Kairo huku. Kumbe alikuwa anatafutia mtoto fees. Nairobi utadhani unapenda kumbe ni shamba la mawe😭😭
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Atleast Niko present mahali unlike your baby daddy 😭
Sasa 5 people ataishi kwa car yard ya wenyewe juu ulinunua kadudu.
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Sasa imebaki Osama atuambie alitoa wapi diploma yake ya kuunda laptops😂
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So this is the service man /photographer who survived the helicopter crash?👀 No injuries at all? Kwani chopper iko na airbags? Ama aliruka?🤔
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Sasa umesimama ukatweet halafu ukaendelea kukimbia?
Fuck! Tao Kuna maandamano😭 tear gas zimerushwa we are running 💔
Sasa mbna nilikuja tao
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Unakuwanga shallow minded Sana. You always think money is everything. Juzi Tu ulikuwa unaringa how you can take someone's girlfriend away from him. Luckily, women treat all men the same, whether rich or poor. I'm sure your baby mama is being raw dogged by someone poor than you...
How can you be a billionaire like Will Smith and allow a womanz to beba you like Dogomothi?
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Ukiangusha ujue utakuwa supermarket attendant for 3 months without pay. Ama unadhani utalipa na likes?
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Jowie Irungu's new song, Nakuabudu, has more views in less than an hour compared to all shanki's songs combined🤣💀
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I can mention a list ya watu wanapika na hawana degree ama diploma ya kupika. Na their food is delicious.
1. Osumo
2. Ombachi
3. Daktari wetu wa Meno
4. Ule sue wa kupikia bwanake miguu za ng'ombe
5. Mercy Nicky
6. Nick Cannon Muthumbi
7. DCI Juja
Nimeacha Nani?
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Mtoto wako, why?
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If Maribe really loved Jowie angempea kaquickie kabla watoke courtroom, juu my boy the next time atakuwa between the pinkish wet crack itakuwa mbinguni na the 72 virgins 😭
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Sasa hii day, ulijua unaenda kusalimia Ruto, ukavaa "nguo zako za pilot"?? 😂😂 Unakuwanga mshamba in my books.
Haha lol, Si mungeweka hii pia ama?
Ama the agenda , must first agend?
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Huyu mzee huwa amerogwa😂😂sahii amefungiwa analea watoto sio wake😭
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3 years later, I still weep for Osama🥲💔
Today being SaferInternetDayKE. Wadau nlkuwa nataka tuongelee about cyber bullying or any other fom of bullying. Like, what's that one experience or any kind of bulling ushaipitia hii app or any other social media platform. Nataka, we just share your story it's a safe space
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Another year around the sun☀️Happy birthday to me🥳
27 please be good to me🥹☺️
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Haha, kijana angekuwa anaishi na his dad sahii angekuwa a very talented footballer in Europe, lakini mom's effect imemgeuza a model. Guys, the only reason you shouldn't be in your son's life ni kama umededi. Kama uko alive, man up and show him the way.
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It's official. From the look of things, hii ndio official uniform ya wakisii👀
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Haha, kabla nioe itabidi nimeleta picha za huyo dame twitter. Huku najua mtanifanyia background research hata nitajua ni mimba ngapi ametoa. Sasa ona tunajua kifaa ya Kairo ilikuwa inageuzwa na daddy Owen. But I can give it to her, she has a type, anapenda macho chongo.
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Ati Khaligraph ameamua kujenga nyumba inakaa zetech college juu hakuenda campus😭
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Someone please convince me I didn't see the Kenyan bracelet 🤣🤣💀💀
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DJ Joe mfalme is a snitch, you can't convince me otherwise. Snitches get stitches! Short high caloried men🚩🚩🚩
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Ouda wasn't a happy man. From this picture, you can see him escaping his troubles by drinking. Ciru on the other hand couldn't notice, she seems happy. Mkiambiwa msioe mabibi walevi hamskii. A sober woman angenotice the slightest change in her husband's life💔💔
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Btw, Moses kuria akikuwa impeached I hope atatuambia kama UDA ilishinda elections fairly ama waliibia mzee tena.
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Alikunyimia Kenya ukaona ni better unyimiwe far away ndio tusijue🤣🤣🤣Lakini kusafirisha kinembe hadi US ndio uikule na wasanii wa gospel huku walikuwa wanaikula after wamemwonyesha YouTube views is nasty business😭😭but as long as you are happy son...
Unajua maybe niko na Eve New York na wewe unatweet nonsense ukiwa Kiamaiko?
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Pole bas, we call it truce.
But tukubaliane, there are two things your money will never fix; your eyes and your father rejoining your family.
Asubuhi na mapema, nyumba mzima inanuka Njoti ju kababaa
@5peopleke
amepata wetdreams usiku mzima😁
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Ukiwa na pesa, be like Kingi. Your money should match your taste. Wengine wako na pesa na badala ya kuendea fresh meat in the market wanaendea wamama. Sijataja mtu Mimi...
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Mileage ya cayenne iko lower kushinda ya "babe"🤣🤣
“…Babe wachana na hawa watu wanaongea mbaya twitter, hakuna ata mwenye ako na cayenne”
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Netflix should document the life of Mike Sonko. His life in shimo la tewa, his fake death, how he escaped prison, how he started from "humble beginnings" to the biggest "unga" distributor, how he became Nairobi governor to being drugged by kamwana and being a wannabe blogger.
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For a minute I thought DJ Joe mfalme will be thrown into kamiti after being accused of killing the DCI, then I came across this picture😅Polite reminder, This is Kenya and Kenya is our business 💪🏽
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Shouting Amerix is your father figure on this app is wild asf. An unknown stranger shaped you to be a "man". Clown shite if you ask me 🤡
Anyway, sijaenda kazi. Niko kwa nyumba ya babangu, ndio hata nataka kuendea breakfast, something you've never experienced and never will.
Mm si loser kama wewe. I am proud student of
@amerix
. Proper alpha male kababa, na sijakonda.
I don’t take sh*t from Women, or men for that matter.
Kwanza leo umeenda kazi? ama utanyonga the whole day kama kawa?
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I have seen this movie before....
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Unakuwanga na such a fine body hata mtu hawezi jua hauna cut-out.
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I can suck and spit out all the cum these men have poured in you so that we can start afresh my love❤️. Nice thighs 😍 happy 59th birthday my milf 🥳
Today I celebrate turning 59 with gratitude to God and to my parents. I treasure my memories and moments of solitude. I treasure my family, friends and fans alike. Never taking for granted your love. I treasure being comfortable in my skin and loving all of me.
#HappyMashujaaDay
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Onyango Tate was also arrested in Kenya. Tough week for the Tate family.
🚨BREAKING: TATE BROTHERS ARRESTED IN ROMANIA
They were served with an arrest warrant for charges of sexual aggression issued by the UK and taken into custody.
The charges relate to incidents alleged to have occurred between 2012 and 2015. They deny all allegations against…
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The three Kenyan main families.
The bahatis, the wajesus, the fermented.
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Kuku zikiweza amua hazitagi mayai leo, wewe utaenda wapi?
Ukiona umeamka on a Monday morning na huna place unaenda then know you're doing the wrong thing.
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"Salaaaleeee! Huyo Mr beast angeingia kweli bila Sisi kujua? Si ni Sisi tulimkubalia achimbe hizo boreholes? Hata tukamwonyesha wale ambao wanazihitaji sana juu hajui Kenya vizuri. Kwa ishara ya mkono, Nani anataka tuendelee kushirikiana na wazungu tupate maendeleo?... Makofi??"
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Halafu usiku uitishe kijana wa wenyewe pizza na the whole day umesurvive on mutura na supu ya 10?
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂oya, mtavunja ndoa😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂mnachomea dame bet, maumbwa😂😂😂😂😂😂she knows she hit the jackpot 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Nikifanya kazi Kai and Karo, the boss was abusive, not the saint he portrays himself to be. Huyu jamaa angenilipa angekuja huku kusema venye alinitoa kwa nyumba ya mamangu and how he has made me a man😂 Jamaa alikuwa anaona ni kama akikupea kazi ni favour amekufanyia. Salary ya…
Let's discuss. Toxic workplaces.
What's that one red flag you saw at your place of work ukajiambia enyewe I'm working in a toxic environment?😀
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