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On 12th May all roads lead to A.S.K. Dome where Kabza De Small and DJ Maphorisa will be headlining.
Grab your tickets here for 3500
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Damson Idris is shooting such scenes with Chloe Bailey and going home to Lori Harvey ??
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My crush and I after she moves on from our non existent relationship 😭
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The silence
I swear you can't put a price on it.
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22 Jump Street when Captain Dickson found out his daughter was the girl Schmidt slept with 😂😂
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The problem with relationships today is women want to experience Florence, Italy without passing through Githunguri and Gilgil.
I see people wondering why I am googling photos of my one and only. Try this. Githunguri 1985 , Gilgil 1987, Manchester 1991, Florence Italy 2001
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A thread of every time our current president has lied ? 😂
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If you were in high school any time between 2009 and 2014 no one enjoyed riddims like us
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Frankie Justgymit gave Corazon the same script he did Maureen, 2 kids and dip 😂😂😂
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Danstan Omari started his law degree when he was in his 40s and today he's one of the biggest lawyers in this country.
Until 2004 he was a teacher at Muthurwa Secondary School, got his LLB in 2008, went to KSL in 2009 and was admitted to the bar in November 2011
Never give up !
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KTN in the early 2000's was it no other TV station came close. It had The Sopranos, Desperate Housewives, One Tree Hill, Charmed, 24, CSI (Miami, New York, Las Vegas) not forgetting Box Office on Saturday nights
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Post baby mama tujue taste yako ya ukweli
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The funniest thing about that video is that girl recorded it and posted it herself 😂😂
Why would you record yourself getting cooked ?😂😂
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Even in your fantasies you're not the one with the money ?😂😂😂
I hope my future husband is working real hard where ever he is.
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Kenyan clubs are crazy
You now gotta choose between racism and kuwekewa mchele 😭
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I see what you're doing but you can never convince me to hate on Sueh.
I remember when she was cooking indoors and some people were hating on her kitchen saying it was small.
She responded saying she's just working with what she has, what a class act !
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If Cristiano Ronaldo found a way back to Manchester United then hopefully I can find a way back to your heart
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It's like you guys have never been broke.
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The fact that you think people that are "ugly" to you don't deserve affection is probably why you're single.
Roho ni chafu.
Seeing uglyy people in relationships being given princess treatment is so confusing,, like so it's not even about attractiveness .
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Mapinji rehearsing to meet us at Ngong Racecourse later on today
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Y'all remember these ??
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Bro stop this mentality
Remember the lawyer Willie Kimani who was killed?
Before his murder he wrote a note asking anyone who found it to call his wife and tell her he's in danger.
A nduthi guy found the note and called her but she didn't pick.
She regrets it to this day.
Ukanicall na a new number I never pick it. You have to text and tell me who you are ndio nikupigie back.
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It still shocks me that the President of Tanzania is a co-wife.
Her husband has two other wives, I wonder how the dynamics of that home work 😂
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Sidenote, let's be honest that Kodak Black is the best artist from the 2016 freshman class
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The Real Househelps of Kawangware is easily the best local TV show ever 😂😂😂😂
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It's so easy to know wababaz paid for this 😂
Never seen ladies ask for mukimo in the clurrrbb and proceed to drink 10 White Caps 😂😂
Next time post hao wababaz pia 😂
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What's going on with the door ???
Mko nje ama ndani? 😂
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AFCON 2027 opening ceremony at Kasarani Sports Complex
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Abel Mutua admitting he owes his success to his wife proves that there's women out there who will genuinely love you enough to help you become a better person.
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Sonko escaped prison, faked his death, became an MP, a Senator and then a governor.
He is practically living Pablo Escobar's dream 😂😂
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I definitely know who should curtain raise for Christina Shusho
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Vybz Kartel conviction overturned?
Let me start polishing my moves in case mumlete 😂😂
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Seen a TikTok of two young girls walking in Athi River at night cause they fell out with the man who took them there and they didn't have money to go home.
They didn't even know where they were, scary stuff.
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Kenya’s greatest export has to be memes 😭
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That time Redsan beat up his producer so DJ Shiti made a skit about it 😂😂😂
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Nigerian youth didn't vote cause they're all planning to move to Kilimani and Mirema drive
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Shawty came at me HARD 😂😂
I just had to give in 😂
Girls actually send a dm first, you just haven't experienced it prolly because you are uglý
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I gotta stan Wahu and Nameless for holding it down so long.
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According to tweeps your girlfriend should have done nothing else but exist till you meet her 😂😂😂
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Njambi Fever went from gossiping about single mothers to being one herself ?
Life is truly full circle
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Me at JKIA after arriving from Bogota
Gachagua hints at direct flights to Bogotá during talks with Colombian VP
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William and Rachel Ruto at the State House luncheon after Uhunye opens a bottle of wine
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Something that feels embarrassing, but shouldn’t be?
Being carried by a nduthi playing loud music 😭
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Every man needs to be a side nigga at least once in their life to experience how good women can lie 😂.
My experience was quite the revelation.
It got to a point I started feeling sorry for her boyfriend 😂
You will never understand how sneaky a female is unless you her side dude
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When I was 16 all I was doing was shout "Toa, Toa, Toa" during enta 💀😂
A 16-year-old schoolboy landed his small plane in Kenya's capital, Nairobi, in a quest to become the youngest person to fly around the world solo
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Octopizzo recording his verse for the World Cup anthem
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Me at 5am on election day preparing to go vote for the devil
All I know is in 2027 even if it’s the devil vs ruto I’ll vote for the devil
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I'm really curious as to who Sakaja is related to that made his rise to power so quick.
People just don't appear from nowhere
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Ruto on 20th when he comes back to State House in the evening and finds Raila in his office
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Hahaha ushamba ni mbaya, she was just cosplaying Angelina Jolie in Maleficent.
Ni kama wewe uvae suti kuimpersonate budako hata kama humjui
Kumbe huyu wa Astral projection ni mchawi,America was a very big mistake.
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There's a specific type of women that dress like this, like to read, are into poetry, love neo soul and are also into art.
If you land one inabidi tu umfunge pingu za maisha.
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Kumbe kubless mzinga siku hizi ni ushamba na instead of saying "Facts" mnasema "Factoid" 😂😂.
They're all elegant baddies tho, you can just tell hawaforce
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Girls are so dramatic cause how does one late reply make you conclude that I don't care about you and never have? 😂🤦🏾♂️
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She's blocked me to sub me ? 😂😂😂
She can say whatever she wants all I know is she was begging me to smash her as recently as a couple of days ago.
So hiyo relationship anawaringia nayo msidhani kuna kitu hapo
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Why are you reporting him to us instead of LAPD or is it Beverly Hills PD?
There's little or close to nothing we can do.
Or hit up the Kenyan Police in Cuba
This man has been stalking, following and harassing me for 8 months. And😥…only thing worse than a psycho is a psycho with money
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Y'all know what the real paradox is, that Frankie will pull another baddie into that same situation despite his statistacs 😂😂
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Saying "My wife is a very strong woman" na wewe ndio unamtesa is extremely nasty work 😂😂😂
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Hiyo 280k heri ungelipa wasee 280 1000 bob each wastream ngoma zako
Carlton anasema hawezi buy simu ya more than 100k akafanya nikaanza ku feel guilty juu ya ku buy my Iphone 15 pro max 512gb for 280k
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Y'all know that story of former Assistant Minister and Nominated MP Betty Tett's son who's in Kamiti Maximum Prison for robbery with violence ?
Guess who he robbed? His own parents !
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It's been a year since I saw her please stop sending me these texts 🤦🏽♂️
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I read somewhere that there's usually some sense of euphoria when someone decides they're gonna commit suicide cause they know their problems are finally gonna end.
Charles Ouda was full of life few hours before committing suicide.
Hakuna vile ungefikiria uyu jamaa angetoka hapa aende kukufa.
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When I tell shawty "Stick around kuna deal inaivana" this is what I mean.
TBT:
Dem days: With my wife Primrose and daughter Sandra Mbuvi. Guys never give up.
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Mnataka President avae G Shock 😂😂😂
We found a dilapidated economy is wearing a wrist watch ⌚️ worth kshs 5,000,000. Yes 5M. That’s enough to build 6 classrooms at kshs 800,000 and remain with kshs 200,000
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Girls that get on this app just to read tweets like they're reading a magazine and never tweet anything >>>>
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All I have to say is, people that make money legitimately don't behave like this
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My type fr 😩
There's a specific type of women that dress like this, like to read, are into poetry, love neo soul and are also into art.
If you land one inabidi tu umfunge pingu za maisha.
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Wewe lea wako vile unataka
Mimi I'll support my children till they can stand on their own financially
Unpopular Opinion: It is not your parent's responsibility to pay your rent. Once you reach 18 years you're not a child - not dependent on your parents.
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Adulting is crazy you might have cash in hand but be broke in real sense cause the money is allocated to sorting bills.
Kama saa hii najua nikidishi hii doo ya Wi-Fi itabidi niwatch ile channel ya PPP music na Neno TV hadi April iishe 😂😂
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Fuck this shit, know when to give up
If Raila takes the Presidency he’ll be a living testimony to never give up.
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The guy on the left is Dafton Mwitiki.
He's been missing since March 2020, 2 days after he went missing his car was found in Juja with no trace of him.
On paper his profession was said to be "security expert" but it's alleged he ran a kidnapping ring and ran with the fake gold…
Remember when Steve Mbogo showed up at the Riverside terror attack, dangerously armed like he was really needed there.
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Can't forget when a shawty hid me in her bedroom in her dad's house for 3 months 😂😂.
Her siblings and maid knew I was there tho. I was wilding like that and not even 20 smh
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“If we plan sth and I actually show up count yourself lucky”
“Giving you my number isn’t a problem, the problem is getting me to reply”
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Harmonize is dropping a song with Bobby Shmurda and Bien on Friday.
That's a collaboration I never thought I'd ever see 😂
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That footage of that Indian Businessman in a Nairobi West estate walking his son to school accompanied by his wife not knowing he's gonna die later on that day is chilling.
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Only reason I'm single is cause my last break up almost killed me cause of emotional stress 😂.
Never again
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If you don't listen to reggae music I weep for you. Hiyo muziki ni tamu
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Calling out all slim thick and thick women 🗣
A thread to show us what you're working with ? 😛
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"Ayo Baba, since we heard you like elections so much, we decided to hook you up with a whole polling station in the back of your trunk"
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Now let me tell you something crazier
Kusma (K'cous) from Camp Mulla is the grandson of Dr. Eddah and Daniel Gachukia (Owners of Riara Group Of Schools and University) from his maternal side and Peter Kibukosya (Composer of Kenya's National Anthem) from his paternal side.
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In a toxic relationship with Raila cause if he's on the ballot again I know I'll definitely still vote for him 😭
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Lucifer finally alipewa? Jamaa ameomba 5 years ni kama ni kura 😭😭😂
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Chipoing 2 babes and finding out one of them is a man would be reason enough for me to quit alcohol
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