Kelitu Kaseo
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Kurudi kwa nyumba in one piece might seem like kawaida but it's actually a big deal.
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Wazazi wengi don't even know what their children really do in Nairobi until something happens
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Raila is a movement, telling people to show up for demonstrations and they do is not easy huonangi unaweza ita watu birthday na wakose kukuja 💀
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Jackie Maribe and Esther Arunga careers were at a peak but the choice they made in their love life ruined everything. The choice of partner can either make or break you.. mostly its the latter.
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Wanaume mlisema hamtaki boxers na socks so I guess this will do
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Sakaja walienda mombasa to hold meetings that can be done in Nairobi lmao ata wiki haijasha. 5yrs of enjoyment has started
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Sitawai sahau how stima ziliendanga CountryWide only to come back tuwashe TV tuone big daddy baks akiapishwa.
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Heri uishi ata bedsitter yenye unajua you can afford. Ata watu wakikuchekelea you still live within your means na ukona peace of mind.
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Usiogope kushow yuwa friends huna pesa ya kuenda out wakisema muende, heri waseme huna kakitu kuliko waseme huwa unadandia drinks za wenyewe.
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To many Africans Kenya is a developed country, makes me wonder how bad are things out there.
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Remember him, he got a job.. that voice and eloquence is top notch 👌
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Men claim to have an appetite for coit until they meet a woman with double the appetite and it becomes an issue. Smh
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Raila amepitia State House to drop his belongings kuhama huwa hectic, kama umewai move houses you know how it be.
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Najua ukiomba huwa unaombea pesa, sasa badilisha pray for favour. Favour means everywhere you go you are accepted, favour will open doors not even money can. Favour will you get money, opportunities, open doors. Jina yako iko tu kwa akili za watu when they think of opportunities
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Ukiinuka in life inua someone else and the chain goes on and on.
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Mnastuka kids are swapping masks in school na nyinyi wenyewe as adults huwa mnashare baes kama kijiko bila ata kutumia protection. Please
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I was at the rooftop recording this, these are goons hakuna demonstration hapa the damage they have left behind 😭😭 duka za watu zimebomolewa na kuibiwa.... police came later on
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Kuishi solo saa ingine hu'bore you say Wamlambez and no one is there to say Wamnyonyez
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Having parents and siblings who are financially stable is such a blessing cause you focus on yourself since no one is depending on you.
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Msidiss hio keja ya kibe and you go to such houses to get sex, and smoke weed mkiteremsha na maji.
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I was watching kalekye mumo's interview akisema when she lost weight the plus size community was sending her messages telling ati how could you do this, how could you leave us.. Lol misery loves company
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Kitambo men used to fear when unanyesha this new breed iko like kuja damu kidogo haiwezi simamisha mipango yetu tutaoga tu 💀 and you wonder why Yesu ako karibu kurudi.
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Hio ujinga ya not replying fast ati mtu asione unamlike ni upuzi if my phone is on my hand I'm replying fast kwani iko nini.
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Growing a twitter account is not easy kwanza organically bila clout and all.
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Dear side chicks, never accept to be a secret. BURN IT DOWN.
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If you can pay rent, weka units, do shopping for your house, ununue gas na ubaki na something small to do other things then you are doing amazing.. maisha imekua expensive
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Leo nimelearn you can be arrested for not completing your TB treatment now I see why.
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Birthday dinners are way better than kuenda kupakwa keki Kwa uso in a club
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Sijawai ona haja ya kuwa friends after a break up, THATS SOME BULLSHIT.
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Unless nione video evidence ya men wakibuy care packages I still believe madame hujinunulia then wanajitumia..
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"Too pretty to be in jail" nakumbuka mkijaribu kum'osha na omo but it didn't work. She belongs in jail like any other killer.
AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL faults sentencing to death of Ruth Kamande; asks Uhuru to commute the sentence to allow rehabilitation of the beauty queen.
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Usiji'stress juu hujafanya nothing much in life this year, hii mwaka kukua healthy, having food, roof over your head is a big win.
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Huwa mnaflirt back na married men alafu wasipo toa kasamting we won't know peace with "he was in my DMs" 💀😑
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The Truth is kwa ground bhangi imefuck up many lives ni hapa online huwa mnajifanya that shit cool.. Mihadarati ni Mihadarati akuna ile poa kuliko ingine.
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Mzazi anashindwa mbona hautoki bedroom ama uko msick kumbe unapiga nudes ndio uwekee tweeps..
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Kuna watu mkipart ways either friendship or relationship mambo yako inafunguka so stop holding on to people who wanakurudisha nyuma. Free yourself.
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Wanataka mkue soft ndio they borrow you money. STAY GUIDED.
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Forget women, what about men who ass kiss men with money 👀👀 funniest shit ever.. they "mkubwa, boss, gavana, chairman" those men Lol
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Nakupenda pia. Njoo bamburi age doesn't matter
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Guys the funniest thing just happened hapo Junction nikienda ku'duu delivery, some guy ameangusha bahasha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 walked away & the other one akachukua, ata sikuacha aniongeleshe nimeanza kucheka the bad loud laugh & asked him unafikiria mimi ni mjinga he walked away 🤣
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Lmao I'm glad the commentators didn't know who Ruto was 😂😂 walimuita coaching staff.
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Old Riddims you should listen to:
Down in Jamaica riddim
August town riddim
Pure & White Riddim
January morning riddim
Superior riddim
Classic Riddim
Live Wire Riddim
Longtime riddim
Feminine Riddim
Feels so good riddim
Feelings Riddim
Istanbul Riddim
🔥🔥🔥
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Mpesa pin ata mkibet huwa mnaweka but kwa hustler fund is where you draw the line
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Mapenzi sio mchezo it can make you break down hapo kencom or kwa matatu unalia kama mtoto 🌚🌚🌚
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When you finally grow up unarealize your parents can move mountains for you without wanting anything in return... the most genuine humans in our lives ❤❤
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Mnataka kuambia Boni what tiles he should have picked for his house but hamjui kupick the right friends 💁
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Unagrow a business from scratch na inashika saa hio wewe ndio hufanya everything. I clap for myself
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Mko kwa nyumba mna angaliana juu mmerealize hamna personality, kuenda clubbing ndio ilikua inafanya muone mko compatible.
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Dating a younger person must be exhausting juu kazi nikumshow "wacha kufanya hivyo, Toka hapo utanguka, twende nikuoshe" 😩
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Ukiona bachelor hupika daily and I mean food sio strungi na KDF huyo anajipenda sanaaa.
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Kama kuna kitu inaweza fanya uskie like your heart wants to burst ni mzazi akiwa sick... one of the hardest things to go through.
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Men think taking their kids kwa mall on a Sunday and taking pics is part of being a good dad 💀
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The break up between DP and Nabii will be messy, I hope DP gives us the tea post break up 🤭
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Mnataka kudefend mwanamke simply because ni mwanamke nani alisema women can't be cons too, si hao ndio huwekea watu mchele.
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Some men think wakikupeleka expensive restaurant itafanya you like them 😂😂 joke is on you... if a woman likes you she likes you bila hizo stunts mingi 😎
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Ukitoa sex scenes from house of dragons unabaki na dragon ikitoa moto.
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Naona bullies wanasema they wouldn't want their kids bullied... as if the people they bully ni watoto wa ngombe
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Once you are in a relationship you are supposed to stop flirting with people you used to flirt with.. unless you are a trash human & you don't respect your person. Common sense tu.
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The reality is kama hauna connections after you graduate you will not get that six figure job you want.
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Meanwhile kuna wenye huambiwa "let's just let it flow" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Aki prayer is just about consistency, unaombea a particular desire it comes true mpaka huamini its real yet it is. I highly recommend prayer the best weapon.
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We can still be friends is a downgrade, usiitikie hio upuzi. Be strangers
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Let me tell you nice men is where its at wachana na bad boys hao huwa hawajui what they want.
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Hakuna kuogopa huwa naogopa my face is all over social media. Najua huwa unatusi watu on this app for RTs. I'm not the one mimi nitakutandika vibaya sana.
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Kama unadate mwanaume hana pesa it's your duty to give him money to buy you gifts and act like he's the one paying the bills..
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Mnajipea pressure ya life juu ya kukaa home, oh mara you have to learn a new skill.. imagine sio lazima kama hujiskii.. sleep if you want, watch a series if you want, do whatever makes you happy at the moment.
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You can answer questionnaires za TL but watchmen wakikuuliza unaenda which floor hutaki kujibu 💀
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Do you remember singing Uhuru ni wetu? Now amewaita washenzi... ayam crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I'm starting to think jowie is taking the fall for someone powerful 💀
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I know we tend to think it's easy but leaving the house in the morning and coming back in the evening in one piece is something to be grateful for everyday.
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Kama kuna kitu God alikosea ni kutupea cramps angepea wanaume hio takataka 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
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Naona male tweeps who said hawezi oa dame akona tattoos wakiwa kwa line ya thirsting wakisukumana woiyeee
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Sijui why men struggle yet a woman who feels the same way about you hatashinda ameplay hard to get. Go where you are liked and wanted. SHALOM
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Conjestina with shawrry of forests back in the day 🔥 life really does change for the worse 🙁
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Flex your Natural Hair lets see, drop pictures... 🖤🌚
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Between 2019 na 2021 nimelearn you can bounce back from anything, you can start something from scratch and it does well. Usiwai jidoubt
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Grown ups friendship is where by ata mtu akinyamaza unajua sio kwa ubaya and mkirudi kuongea things are still the same... Juu sometimes mtu anafeel kudeal na personal ish on their own.
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If you are buying a second hand car buy one that was owned by a woman they know how to take care of their stuff 🙂
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If I send you "😍😍😍😍" then you send back "😍😍😍" utaniambia hio moja umetumia nani smh
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Since our parents told us they walked to school barefoot, what will we tell our kids 😅
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