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Public Announcement: I engage in twitter banter and discourse out of self-interest, personal fulfilment and to advance my own freedom.
If you see me as fighting for you its pure coincidence.
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Ever since Cardi B said celebrities are being paid to say the have the Rona celebrities stopped getting it
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37yo me running to my house after nime tapo my friend alale nayo
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Luiz crying over his red card in the dressing room then he sees Leno also walk in 😂😂😂
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Let us also remember Mwai Kibaki has lifted the champions league trophy more times than Arsenal in their entire history
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August tutakutuma home you spend more time with him 🥺
There's hardly anything I enjoy more than playing football with my grandson.
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President Ruto rejects Ksh161 billion loan from Trade Development Bank
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Going on 30 hours without power... what’s the longest you’ve ever gone without power?
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Uzuri wa jeans ya black after umeiva for a while inageuka jeans mpya ya grey
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In fact...
You ever met somebody that lies for no reason? Just walking around with liabetes
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Wewe si ulipeana Nairobi kwa jeshi bila ata vita, sit this one out
@mkainerugaba
My Fren wewe kula matoke na deal na Ebola wacha vitisho ya pesa nane kwani sisi hatuna Jeshi ya kulinda nchi yetu utakuja tu uchukue Nairobi hivyo. Sio raisi.
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Osama kwani unaishi Ojuelegba
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If Raila loses this election, the bigger loser may be Boniface Mwangi
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Naelewa sasa mbona shawries wanataka kuku full kwa date, kumbe inafaa kushikilia tumbo kama a week before the next date. Mna survive kama python huku 😂
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Mtu ata hakai ashai enda holiday
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Mshanunua KICC
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Kwani unataka imatch na weight
This number has to get to 500 tonight. I’m looking for volunteers who will use the word “unfat” …. Twendeni kazi.
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"Buyia watoto fries bana"
Kulisha watoto mihogo na fermented milk juu ya health issues zenye hawajui si poa. Buyia watoto fries bana
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"We will give you back your money plus interest if you don't want a house but give us your money first"
We will give you back your money plus your return if you don't want an affordable housing unit - PS Housing Charles Hinga
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Weeky mbili kasharushwa kwa pool huku kanakuanga kamegongwa romper na sweater tatu kazi ni kusweat forehead tu
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Siku utaskia ova ova nje ya mlango usidhani ni hawker anauza avocado 😂
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Baddie mzima anaitwa wanyonyi, luhyas will embarass you
18-year-old Kenyan Wanyonyi wins Sweden’s ‘The Idol’ singing competition
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When Sakaja came late to the debate and found Igathe leading 0-1 😂
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What has tribe got to do with it? Let's refrain from such language especially during this election period
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The economy
CS Amina: Safari Rally to inject Sh6bn into Kenyan economy
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Visiting days used to be my most depressing times in school, on this particular Saturday I was sure my mum would come so I sat anxiously waiting. She never came, she died that day 😭😭
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Ata wewe unajikaza tu 😂
Martha Karua and Riggy G must be spitting blood right now😂😂
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Raila & Ruto after a day of trash talking each other at rallies
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Ida having to cancel her order for statehouse Curtains for a 3rd time
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Watu wa westy wakienda home after mvua imenyesha for 10 minutes
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Jamaicans were really in their bag when they came up with the riddim concept, one beat for all artists to try and outdo each other to see whose the baddest 🔥
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Ukiwa unakula your packed Rice × kamande alafu uone miss Mandii akikuja 😭
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Fundi wa nguo sahii anaweza ata kuambia material imekwama kwa meli huko suez canal
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😂😂 hii ni ile first evening after weekend challenge vile unakuanga holy before you go back to your ways
Kisii Governor-elect Simba Arati rejects Ksh.57M set aside for his swearing-in, office renovations
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Unaona the future lakini club photographers ndio huoni
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Kuna watu wasipopata a response immediately unapatanga tu message was deleted, mko na fragile egos aje
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Mkipatana na kimanzi kwa dm za njambi
Mimi nilidhani Kimanzi anaRoll na akina Huddah... Anyway, ata maji chafu huzima moto
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Unasoma law 6 years upatiwe kesi za mutura? bwana tuheshimu learned friends
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Hao watoto wakienda boarding highschool waonje royco for the first time hawatarudi nyumbani tena
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"Na wakina mama sijawasahau, kazi ya kulia itawashinda kweli jamani?"
“Na tumeongea na serikali ya Namibia, imekubali kupea hawa vijana kazi ya kuchimba kaburi na kubeba jeneza, sasa ukikosa kwenda Namibi, kijana wa Bungoma nitakusaidia aje sasa”..
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So wajackoya na 0.42% ni roughly 58k but 0.01% ni 140k? Balance me
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Mnasemanga hizi vitu twitter lakini matatu ikiinama kidogo nyi ndio wa kwanza ku shout "Jesus!"😂
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Why are people surprised that Rihanna is pregnant as if she doesn’t have ovaries.
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Ama hakuona ako disqualified
Reuben Kigame launches manifesto despite being disqualified by IEBC
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"Office of the first daughter"...even kenyattas were not this shameless
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"Do you know what Donda means in Nairobi"
sasa Kanye akikam alafu afanye media tour najua tu The Trend watamuuliza maswali za upuzi
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Why is everyone suddenly masking up na hamtuambii, mnataka tukufe peke yetu 🙄
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Bendings was a very dangerous game growing up, its a miracle no one ever died 😂
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Kanjos will be racing in the hard compound C2 tyres when they race hawkers tomorrow
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Mnatuambia hakuna stima nikama hatuoni
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Ruto anaambia all these foreigners " You're the first girl I've ever brought here"
President Ruto to align Kenyan TVET curriculum to German system
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When traffic comes to a halt in Kenya, drivers by law must move to the edge of each side to create an open lane so emergency vehicles like Matatus can pass .
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The rich are sharing political positions while the poor are cheering on
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Hapa unajiuma vidole upate proteins
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Lake side bros really can't tell the difference between a lightskin woman and a beautiful woman 😂
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Tunge swear in baba teketeke na hio 44M lakini mli deport Miguna
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What a nigga Gatundu to get highschool education in this country
Boy from a poor background in Gatundu who scored 379 marks in KCPE at the verge of missing to join Form 1
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I trust this thirst finds you well
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I still don't buy that Uhuru played baba narrative, he invested too much in him. Our guy is just unlucky
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Baba huwa held accountable by everyone like he's the Messiah but when he asks for your votes suddenly mnakumbuka hana leadership qualities haha
Dear
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Is it true that you support Governor Sakaja of UDA? I have always known you to be pro people and pro justice (although we disagreed on
#BBI
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Malema came to Ruto's yard and called him a fake Pan-Africanist & a boot licker and I have no choice but to Stan.
A South African being the opposition leader in Kenya wasn't on my bingo cards for 2023 😂
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Catcus
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Khaby wa Jesus naye ana bag cousins tu
Khaby Lame must be making serious bag by now
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Ambia morio hukuzungusha tao saa nane usiku
Kenya cannot survive a supremacy war between its institutions.
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Wanjohi alikuwa anazungusha baba Nairobi usiku mzima kama serpent na Yesu kwa desert akimshow "if you worship me, all this will be yours" 😂
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Azimio ever since they announced Martha Karua as running mate
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My sincere Simbathies to her family
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If Kenya were to host AFCON the opening ceremony would include a short skit by vihoja mahakamani cast 😂
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Well just like Moses you have to die first for us to get there
‘Like Moses in the Bible, I can see the future,’ President Kenyatta says BBI to get Kenya to the ‘promised land’
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Curiosity strikes again
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...this London nation
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Hio inataka akili
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This how you get distracted when you try to work from home 😂
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This time we're borrowing in a manner that pleases God
The last time Uhuru borrowed money there was uproar all over people were even making calls to IMF and recording for Tiktok.... I wonder why that's no longer the case
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Ungekuwa msanii ungekuwa Nyondorius B.I.G siet
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People only like you because you're Mbunde's brother
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