The Marquess of Fingringhoe
@LordFingringhoe
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Sir David Charles Featherstonehaugh, the 9th Marquess of Fingringhoe. (Not really, this is my fuck the Tories account - the real me is too well known.) Woke.
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Elon Musk has done me a favour. I have been pondering the consequences of Musk introducing a fee for Twitter. They are only positive. I will not pay. I will not miss anything. I will recover time in my life. So ... I am not going to wait. That's it. I'm done. Finished. Off.
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Splendid that
#FollowBackFriday
follows hot on the heels of
#BBCQT
so we can all agree that Johnny Mercer is a vacuous, misogynistic, self-entitled, bigoted twatspangle of a person.
Thankfully, he and his ilk will be eradicated at the ballot box soon.
#FuckTheTories
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I want to publicly disassociate myself from
@GBNEWS
taking a tweet I published about Lee Mack, who I adore, out of context and without attribution.
You are cunts.
Of the highest order.
Fuck you!
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Hi
@GBNEWS
You quoted my tweet without attribution. Let me make it clear to you fucking cretins. Lee Mack is one of the funniest comedians in the country. My tweet had fuck all to do with diversity, it was about how a drunken joke doesn’t work in the moment. You cunts.
Lee Mack faces bizarre calls to be 'cancelled' as woke viewers slam 'painful' diversity joke
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Blimey. I never knew Sophie Corcoran had overcome such huge difficulties in her young life. What an inspiration this brave young woman is. In an age when it is easy to be Greta Thunberg, we should all aim to be Sophie!
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97 followers. Wow! This time last week I had none. Can I make it to 100 before the weekend? I don't actually care. All I care about is the absolute eradication of conservatism and an end to the influence of far right nutjobs on political opinion.
#FuckTheTories
#FollowBackFriday
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If we cut off the oxygen of engagement from:
Darren Grimes
Sophie Corcoran
Adam Brooks
Laurence Fox
Calvin Robinson
Martin Daubney
Richard Tice
Oli London
etc ...
etc ...
They wither and die.
These people only exist because we allow them to.
Stop it.
I know that is hard.
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Johnny Mercer doesn't understand why people are not voting Conservative. Yeah, it is a total mystery John-Boy. What could it be about 13 years of lying, corruption, incompetence, division and nepotism that has turned off the Tory vote?
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BREAKING: Laurence Fox, Nigel Farage and Toby Young announce they are opening a bank. What should they call it?
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In a world of Dan Woottons, Piers Morgans, Laurence Foxes, etc, be more like George Alagiah or Clive Myrie.
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@Miss_Snuffy
I sincerely hope she sues you. It has been repeatedly pointed out to you that you have not been accurate with the chronology and you calling her a racist was outrageous.
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Well. This blew up. I don’t have anything to sell. No songs on Patreon. Not even Only Fans. So please just…
#FuckTheTories
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🎶🎵🎶
In the clearing stands a grifter
And a grifter by his trade
And he carries the reminders
Of every snort that laid him down
Or ex-wife that made him cry out
In his anger and his shame
"I am leaving, I am leaving"
But the grifter still remains
🎵🎶🎵
Slyman & Carbunkle
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@cstrawberryquee
@Whirleysloth
Sometimes. It takes a little while for the penny to drop. Particularly when you drop it out of an aeroplane.
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Of course I am not real. I am someone too well known in my field and too connected to government to post my anti-Tory views without repercussions for me and my business. I hate Tories with an absolute passion. Always have. Always will.
I do, however, love Fingringhoe.
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@Miss_Snuffy
For the avoidance of doubt, here is your tweet. It is clearly NOT a frozen gif. It is a picture.
Do you not teach personal responsibility and accountability in your ‘school’?
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Laurence Fox: “Defund the BBC!”
Laurence Fox: “BBC interview me. I’m a leader too. Look it says so on my… err… well, look, interview me or I’ll get my lawyers on you. Twitter bio! It says do on my Twitter bio. I am a leader. I am! Bastards!”
Cries.
Laurence Fox is now threatening to sue Anna Holford- Senior News Editor for BBC News because she told him to stop harassing her producers.
He's actually pathetic.
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BREAKING: Vladimir Putin spotted on small boat just off the coast of Kent. Nigel Farage quoted as saying “England welcomes refugees”. Martin Daubney has ejaculated.
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BREAKING: Martin Branning seen placing flowers to commemorate the life and career of Dan Wootton.
#RIPDanWootton
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The best thing about Greg Wallace trending is knowing the twatspangle will be sat there screaming:
Gregg! It’s Gregg!!
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Simon Case.
A man so immune to self awareness, he thinks the country gives a flying fuck about his ‘investigation’ into Sue Gray.
But Case knows every skeleton, every stinking cadaver, and so the Tories are stuck with him. They deserve each other, but we don’t. Fuck the Tories.
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@PenHemingway
Hurrah! At last someone who knows the difference between parody and satire. I was beginning to give up hope.
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@GBNEWS
London-licensed taxis are exempt from ULEZ charges. Older, more polluting taxis are subject to a 12 year age limit, with newer, cleaner taxis extended to 15 years.
What’s he driving?
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Fuck me, Jenrick is just a pair of jackboots away from being full Nazi. Vile cunt.
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@sophielouisecc
It’s not how you look.
It’s not what you wear.
It’s not how you pose.
It’s not where you are.
It is singularly what you say.
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You know when people wonder how Germany managed to slide so rapidly into fascism. Jenrick. That’s how.
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This is outrageous. Absolutely disgusting. How can anyone suggest that Boris Johnson, a man renown for his truthfulness, honesty and humility, would lie about something so serious as nearly dying from Covid. How can they doubt his good name this way?
I know who I believe!
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I cannot tag Laurence Fox because obviously he has blocked me. His alleged
@BarclaysUK
letter is possibly the worst text manipulation I have seen. The month has been changed as the kerning is shot and the auto underline has been lost. He will, of course, claim he was hoaxed.
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@GBNEWS
Hey
@Nigel_Farage
What are the chances of you interviewing the ex-wife of billionaire Russian oligarch Sergei Pugachev on
@GBNEWS
? Coincidence?
Why didn’t you ask her if her bank problems were related to her income and Russian sanctions?
This Russian thing keeps popping up.
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Is there anything in life Laurence Fox hasn’t lost?
His wife…
His kids…
His acting career…
His deposit…
His septum…
His marbles…
Anything else?
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@Nigel_Farage
Usman Khawaja used to leave the field so the Aussie cricket team could celebrate by wasting alcohol. The team, led by Pat Cummins, decided that celebrating as a team was more important than a pointless gesture which had little place in the history of cricket. Decent people.
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The (largely) right wing twatspangles losing their shit over someone throwing confetti on George Osborne's wedding day seem to have entirely forgiven him for austerity, the deaths of thousands from his economic policies and generally being a Cameron-enabling cunt.
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French water?
British water?
International water?
When you are drowning it is just fucking water. In your lungs. Depriving you of oxygen. You try not to breathe, but your body is instinctive. It wants to survive. So you breathe. Water. And you die.
Fucking racist cunts.
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What is Gillian Keegan fucking good at?
Best answer wins a school rebuilding contract.
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How fast does he fucking want to drive on a residential road?
What a prick.
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@darrengrimes_
Imaging sitting there all day…
wanking…
tweeting shite…
wanking…
tweeting shite…
wanking…
tweeting shite…
wanking…
tweeting shite…
wanking…
tweeting shite…
wanking…
tweeting shite…
wanking…
tweeting shite…
wanking…
tweeting shite…
wanking…
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Oh dear. The gargantuan dicksplatterers who wanted the right to protest curtailed because they were cheesed off with woke marches and gatherings… now cannot protest. Sadly, the irony will be wasted on then because they are thick cunts.
Yesterday
@DyfedPowys
lost the hearts and minds of the community. A number of heavy handed and harsh arrests were made on protestors against the Stradey Migrant hotel. Here is some of the footage of the arrests and it does seem pretty concerning.
@PatrickChristys
@BadLawTeam
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@WeightedKeys
@Channel4News
@MinnieStephC4
You wouldn’t blame Brexit, which prevents professionals from working in the EU unless they comply with excessive bureaucracy and cost, for (checks notes) musicians and other professionals not being able to work in the EU unless they comply with excessive bureaucracy and cost?
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When Musk has finished with it (probably Wednesday next week), Twitter will be just a cesspit of right wing blue tick wankers shouting at each other about free speech, immigrants and bank accounts. But will they notice?
#TwitterIsBroken
#TwitterIsDead
#RateLimitExceeded
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I suspect Musk is about to find out that Twitter (X) is just a big town square where people go to spout off. There will be people who will always pay for special seats, but no one will pay just for the opportunity to have a rant. They will rant elsewhere.
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BREAKING: picture released of Dan Wootton’s glass house.
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@BBradley_Mans
Not much of a hunt, is it? This particular witch is astride a broomstick, stroking her familiar, wearing a pointed black hat, next to a sign saying ‘Witches-R-Us’.
If anyone was in any doubt whatsoever that there's a witch hunt going on...
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@addicted2newz
Are you able to cite the relevant sections of the European Convention on Human Rights and how these make it impossible to control illegal immigration?
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Anyone know what has happened to Sophie Corcoran's working class voice?
Is racism becoming more acceptable? Yes, says
@sophielouisecc
, but only against white people!
The
#VoiceToParliament
in Australia is a good example.
For more news and opinion, go to .
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@beverleyturner
@benhabib6
The compassion of a man content to see Northern Ireland ripped apart by civil war if it enables his Brexit fantasy. Nice friend.
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@RealFairbrass
Oh please. You tweeted it. At least be enough of a person to own it, show contrition and move on. Do you have the faintest idea how this makes you look?
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@darrengrimes_
Hi Darren
I once took my very, very good son for Hampshire trials. As a state school lad, his trial consisted of being allowed to bowl half an over and face three balls. Whilst the public school lads, with their personal coaches, played all day.
Fair, eh?
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“He called himself Martin Branning.”
“Because Den Cotton was taken.”
“What a cunt.”
#DanWooton
#DanWoottonExposed
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Fucking hell: Jimmy Savile, a victim of his time surrounded by malicious underage groupies.
What a pair of unmitigated cunts.
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There is no bigger fraud currently stalking the internet than ‘Dr’ Aseem Malhotra. Here he is simply making shit up about the death of Shane Warne. Sam Newman should ask (but won’t) ‘when did you carry out the postmortem?’
I’m about to discuss this in more detail with Aussie rules football legend Sam Newman on his podcast. Soon EVERY Australian will know what likely killed their greatest sportsman 😞
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Johnson has gifted Starmer a landslide, if he is astute enough to take it. A pledge to abolish the House of Lords and replace it with a meritorious elected upper chamber within his first term will see the Tories blasted into oblivion. This could be Charlotte Owen’s legacy.
#HOLAC
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To all the far left nutters in (and outside) the Labour Party claiming John Smith would be spinning in his grave. You could not be more wrong. Smith despised the way Militant (Momentum now) caused Labour to be unelectable. But he knew it was a long game.
Remembering John Smith today. His memory lives on and continues to inspire.
He reminds us that the highest and most noble ambition is to serve the people. The opportunity to serve – that is all we ask.🌹
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@afneil
Those figures are, of course, the most recent as the government has decided not to carry out a financial impact assessment of the benefit of joining the CPTPP to the economy. Wonder why that is?
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@sophielouisecc
You are not in the British media. You shout into the vacuum of Twitter and sell your soul to a minor entertainment channel with few watchers. But you are obnoxious. And you are right wing.
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@Miss_Snuffy
This woman appears to be a perpetual victim. Is she really our strictest headmistress if she cries when people call her out for celebrating domestic violence. But of a snowflake, methinks.
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@Miss_Snuffy
@dave43law
It. Wasn’t. A. Malfunctioning. GIF.
This was pointed out to you a million times. Why oh why are you still peddling the ‘dog ate my homework’ excuse.
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@canadiancarol1
Hi Carol.
Illegal immigrants are not responsible for your nephew’s wait.
The Tories are.
Don’t ever vote Tory again.
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Gillian Keegan bemoaning how she was failed at school by a succession of Labour governments.*
*Gillian Keegan was born in the late 60s and spent most of her school and further/higher education years under the Tory governments of Thatcher and Major.
She is thick though, agreed.
Keir Starmer thinks that the education system’s number one priority should be speaking lessons
This is borderline insulting
Kids like me who grew up in Knowsley know what education under Labour means -they have failed children time and time again and continue to do so in Wales
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@DavidGHFrost
@MichelleFattoru
@Telegraph
That’s the Dan Hannan who helped make this a poor country, is it?
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Interesting to see that Eamonn Holmes OBE has deleted all his tweets about Dan Wootton. Wonder why?
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@sophielouisecc
You know people who study degrees pay for them, right? Not local tradespeople. You are currently at university, aren’t you? Is the local bricklayer paying for it?
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I see people are doing lists if the ten things they hate the most. Here is mine.
1. The Tories.
2. See above.
3. See above.
4. See above.
5. See above.
6. See above.
7. See above.
8. See above.
9. See above.
10. See above.
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@AdamBrimson
@EssexPR
It's not pretend meat. Believe it or not cows and pigs are not sausage and burger shaped.
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Thérèse Coffey: “the UK’s bathing waters have never been cleaner.”
Meanwhile in shit-spilling island…
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The world of real journalism is a lesser place following the death of George Alagiah, an absolute titan of news. We are fortunate that he mentored others to follow in his footsteps, not least the magnificent Clive Myrie, who remembered George with such love and respect.
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I see the pub bore is being a cunting pub bore again.
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@AnnadeBuisseret
All the other patients burst into spontaneous applause. Soon they were bussing other imaginary nurses in from other imaginary hospitals, just to listen to such an amazing lecture. Florence Nightingale began spinning ecstatically in her grave. God looked down and He was pleased.
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Why the fuck are the GB News conspiracy twats going after smart meters now? Is it because they are used to transmit the Marxist Covid mind virus?
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