Lisa
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Fuck all the way off, you cretinous little prick.
First week as a Christian and the biggest challenge has been…
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My friend volunteers at a wild animal sanctuary. And she’s filmed a porcupine stealing a parsnip from a sloth.
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I’d love to have a really good go at dipping Russell Brand in The Thames.
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Just watching last night’s MasterChef. I’m also busily filling in the form for
@ccshoreditch
to win next year.
#MasterChef
#Agent
#20
%ofallyourpracticepiesandcakes
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Hominggggg in on last night’s Masterchef. Ggggreggggssss’s favourite ingggggggredient is gggggggnochi. And none of one has ever heard of it. Where’s Gggggggino when you need him?
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How I look How I talk
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How I dress. I should probably find a look and stick with it, wait? What?
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I’ve turned the news off. People are just talking shit.
In other news, it was my recycling day today, but it wasn’t because of the Bank Holiday. So now with the high winds, half my recycling is up the other end of the road. I’ve just put my rubber gloves on and been to retrieve.
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We live in a tiny cul de sac and have a laugh with our neighbours. All the kids are out tonight playing football. And there’s one kid smacking a tree with a branch as hard as he can. I feel like joining him, then coming back in for a decaf coffee and a shortbread
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Name a movie you’ve watched more than 7x with just a gif.
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To say I am blown away is an understatement, What a night! Glastonbury Tor and the Aurora...incredible.
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Bruce Bo Selecta Forsyth
Kevin Costner is looking a lot like Bruce Forsyth these days.
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@rainy101
I used to dance like I was in Pans People to the top 40. My family loved it.
Tried a Panseseses People high kick wearing a maxi skirt. A maxi skirt which I’d had my eye on, from one of my grandad’s market stalls.
Winded myself.
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Frankenstein’s been on the phone, Matt. He wants his shoes back.
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@SueJ1973
@GLB_88
@fabulucy
@ccshoreditch
@1DukeOfWelly
@westheweasel
I have played on a team called ‘Risoles’.
I had put that in a hat; not thinking it would be picked.
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Lollo Rosso’d at this.
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My sister had Mick Hucknall’s hair before Mick Hucknall. And all she did was diffuse. Original Raybans 🥳
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Paddy McGuinness is piloting a mockumentary for the BBC, loosely based around his life and divorce:
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I have no idea how but just accidentally deleted this mornings sunrise photograph so here it is again. Sun through the archway.
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@Lisa_D_London
I’m going to follow you purely for the fact that you’ve got cheese and pineapple on sticks in your bio. 👏👏
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@shiner_sam
I’ve started inadvertently burping any time I drink coffee. Have apologised on Teams, twice. So now I go mute; drinking coffee and burping. Grunting when standing up from the sofa is so ten years ago, doll. And I’m only 36.
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I did see one in the South of France, pushing a third of a pretzel along the decking.
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It was a lovely sunrise this morning in Glastonbury. Taken from the top of Glastonbury Tor. Golden sky and a slight mist below.
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@GLB_88
@ccshoreditch
@1DukeOfWelly
@westheweasel
I always offer up something shite, like ‘Lionel Rich Tea-m’.
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We’ve just been for lunch at the new Italian up the road (c.5 min walk). I have been bemoaning the fact that no Italian restaurant makes a Spaghetti Vongole anymore; apparently you can literally die from a bad clam.
I’ve just had a fantastic one. It was proper.
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Sunrise this morning in Glastonbury. What a beautiful way to start the day.
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Watching the boat race to see how many times they say the word cox.
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@cheesecakeOBE
@Mafer1ck
Morning G. It made me laugh, I haven’t heard it in years. It used to be commonplace at my school to call someone a Doris xx
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@Grant_Colgate
@mand_brun
“Knock once, if you want the prawn cocktail. And twice if you want the garlic bread.”
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No cheating, post the last saved pic of you dog 🐾🥰😊❤️
No cheating, post the last saved pic of your dog 🥰😎
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@Grant_Colgate
And you’re all over it; strolling about in a hand whisked eau de Joop, Brut and Kouros
#parfum
élegrantly
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@fabulucy
@GLB_88
@ccshoreditch
@1DukeOfWelly
@westheweasel
🤣🤣 My flying suit has wings.
LDL = Ladies That Launch.
Are we all done then. Smacks down gavel.
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