I vote we all go on a booze, drugs and sex bender to cope with today! Who’s with me????? 😉😘😘😘

It’s depressing after Christmas Day.

Feels like Sunday, so mental.

People queuing for the sales today are not well.

I’ve not been eating enough, I feel very inadequate, letting the team down, not for filling my duties 😵‍💫

Facing another year really is very tiresome, can’t we have a rest, I don’t think I will bother…

On my 4th can of pop. 😵‍💫

Socks off and in bed…

What was the Christmas drama then? Any affairs discovered, divorce papers served, punch ups etc etc etc

I don’t want alcohol. I must be close to death, call an ambulance lads.

I hate the race to eat everything by the date, I have to eat a whole trifle today 🥹😂

Downing Coke Zero, what are you drinking?!

I don’t want to stop napping…

Nap and then stuff my face.

Peter Stringfellow is dead, oh.

https://t.co/80cPosv7sH

I wonder what our late HM Queen Elizabeth II would make of her precious son, Andrew, hiring 40 prostitutes in Thailand and the other one trying to bring politics into his Christmas Day message? What a shower of shite the monarchy has become.

Bring back the era of alcoholic chain smoking crooners making Christmas specials

Might start telling men about the ai or fake accounts they are talking to today 😎

Thank God that's over.

Pastry is so sexy mate! Drown me in pastry 😘