Tashy McTashface
@TashP351
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A whore in the kitchen, a cook in the bedroom, and a crap mum.
Joined May 2010
Me, helping my husband look for his “hand wash only” jumper I shrunk in the wash and binned last Thursday.
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I’ve had a brilliant business idea: Adopt ALL dogs I see advertised that are looking for a home. (Just need to fine tune the business part.)
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When you’re on the red carpet at 10pm and then an actual carpet at 10.05pm.
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Thinking about this again this morning.
You know in films or tv shows when they open a fridge, and you see all the stuff in it, half eaten/drunk etc?? There must be a person that does this as a job, a Fridge Content Artist probably? So WHY was this job not mentioned to me in careers advice at school????
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The horror element being actual people from Great Yarmouth are in it. The comedy element being someone thought it was a good idea to make a film in great Yarmouth.
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Just seen the Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere advert. 😬
Husband just asked what all the fuss was about with the Jeremy Allen White Calvin Klein advert. “Oh hang on, I’ll see if I can find it on YouTube” I replied, as I went directly to my saved videos in my “special” folder. 😬
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Me, as a kid looking like I was waiting for my husband to come home on a Friday with his pay check. But surprise surprise, the fucker had pissed it away again in the pub.
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Nothing says “I don’t want drama” like tweeting about your haters, then deleting saying you don’t want the drama, locking your account, and then doing it all over again next week.
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The left paw is saying Fri. The right paw is saying Day. It’s Friday y’all!
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This is Tucker. He was offered a tortilla but told to take it gently, and no one has ever understood the assignment better. 13/10
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