Olaf Falafel
@OFalafel
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Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. New joke book, A Poo On A Pogo Stick is out in July preorder now! https://t.co/YoatfK8hvM
Joined August 2012
New pinned tweet - please share 🧡. There are now TWO Art Avenger books!. In the books, Trixie takes inspiration from famous artists to right wrongs. They are filled with cartoons, art fact-files and bum-faced snails and you can get a copy here:
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Amazing footage showing how a medium-sized colony of Amish can entirely devour a barn in less than 12 hours
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Well I wasn’t expecting to cry after reading about Caroll Spinney, the man inside Big Bird
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I told my American cousin this is what police cars in Scotland sound like
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Even if you don’t like football this is the best football video ever
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Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.
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Opera singers dubbed with dial up modems could be the next big thing
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Whatever Rafa Benitez does at Everton it’ll never beat the time he magicked his name
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The best bit about this is the last cat who does the Scooby Doo 'run on the spot for a split second before actually moving'
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I’ve given this bear the voice of Chris Eubank - you’re welcome!.
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Fantastic rollout – 76% of adults over the age of 40 have now been offered the Tottenham Hotspur managers job.
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I could be wrong but I think the squirrel sliding down a greasy pole video is even funnier when reversed and set to Westlife.
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Up and coming Italian manager Samuelo Allardiccio linked with England vacancy
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Premier League managers in art - a thread. 1) Steve Bruce – Emma Koningin by Jan Veth
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I’ve got a Benefits Of Brexit advent calendar - every day a door closes.
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I’m no body language expert but this was the moment I knew Italy would win it
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How to make your own realistic talking Donald Trump puppet
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Harry Kane looking confused because a teammate is lifting a cup
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Petition to replace Boris Johnson with this banana covered box I met in Crouch End
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Sounds like a couple who’ve written a letter to the Telegraph about how they can only go skiing once a year because school fees have gone up
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Jurgen Klopp disguise using a cap, shades and a train ticket
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Once upon a time I was falling in love .But now I'm only falling apart .There's nothing I can do.
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Jokes about white sugar are rare. Jokes about brown sugar… Demerara.
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I got the 2020 Monopoly for Christmas cant wait to play it later
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Love how the BBC’s US elections graphics team have included Gary Barlow’s son for scale purposes
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If you fold a £5 note back on itself it looks like the Queen has locked herself out of her front door
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People talk a lot about Hitler but let’s not forget he did kill Hitler.
If Britannia had not ruled the waves there would never have been a Royal Navy strong enough to abolish the slave trade, intercepting 1,600 ships and freeing 150,000 Africans while sustaining major casualties. Guess it’s too late to delete your tweet . .
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Elon Musk spotted in an early episode of Top Gear - shout when you see him!
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Anyone else collecting Panini stickers? I got three Chicken Pesto in one pack
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I've recut The Phantom Menace so it’s just the really cool trade dispute/taxation/politics bits.
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And for those of you who don’t want to know tonight’s score, look away now
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As a counterpoint to the ‘Fatima’s next job could be in cyber’ thing - here’s the late Sir Ken Robinson from 2006
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Slough?.
What's something that ISN'T reading, but still FEELS like reading?.
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It bears repeating, the UK’s Culture Secretary ate an ostrich’s anus on TV for money. Culture Secretary.
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A Nonsensical Poem:.—————————————.Oh, the grand old Duke of York.He claimed he couldn’t sweat.He paid a girl twelve million pounds.And he hoped we’d all forget
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Just watched my neighbour sprinkle cornflour on his allotment - the plot thickens.
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Paco Yourbags.
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If you listen carefully you can hear the exact moment that the penny drops.
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This clip is made infinitely better by adding a Chuckle Brothers voiceover
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Matt Le Tissier’s England cap
This years weather so far has been horrific, wasn’t it lucky for the government that 4 years ago when they locked us down we had wall to wall sunshine for weeks on end. It’s almost like they planned it that way 🤷♂️.
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I made an art gallery for my brother’s Guinea pig - I think he likes it
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Once upon a time I was falling in love .But now I'm only falling apart .There's nothing I can do.
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I can do it on a caretaker basis till they get someone else in
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One of the all time funniest lines and one that I persist in using every time I hear sirens despite the inevitable eye rolling
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Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.
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Possibly a handball from Salah here VAR need to take a look
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My new hobby is adding fart noises to fitness instagrammers
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I’ve got a Premier Inn advent calendar – I can’t open any of the windows.
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My daughter is 13 today so taking her to see Taylor Swift in Amsterdam this Saturday. Made myself this T-shirt
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The Pulp Fiction dance scene except it’s to the theme song for Duck Tales
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This has to be the grandmother of all monkey flinging poo videos
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I’m quitting Twitter and moving to LinkedIn where Susan has just started a new role as head of finance and I can send congratulations to Roger for 15 years at Industrial Cardboard Solutions.
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As anyone worth their salt knows, this is the best tasting part of a chocolate orange
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I’m no product designer but surely the best letter for ‘Not Covid’ isn’t a C
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Just watched my neighbour sprinkle cornflour on his allotment - the plot thickens.
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Whilst I realise this offers no real practical help, I looked hard at my skillset and decided that crudely photoshopping Putin onto a Fisher Price Little Mommy Rocking Horse seemed like the best I could do all things considered. I would hate for you to share this image
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The real hero of Street Fighter II was whoever sorted out all their flights and travel visas.
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Statues commemorating outstanding achievements in the field of mansplaining
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