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Always the cowboy. Never the cow.

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Joined March 2015
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@caoimhinof
Kevin
6 years
You and me both, Lidl coffee machine.
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Kevin
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If anyone can think of a less expensive way to fix squeaking door hinges, I’m all ears.
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@simpsons_DG
Simpsons Daily Glavins 🎃
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So, another Friday is upon us. What will you be doing, Smithers? Something gay, no doubt?
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@caoimhinof
Kevin
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RIP Diane Keaton. You were iconic as Batman.
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Kevin
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Well that’s World Mental Health Day over for another year. Time to pack away your World Mental Health Day decorations and stick the World Mental Health Day tree back up into the attic. It’s leftover SSRI’s for dinner tonight and tomorrow it’s back to spiralling.
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@caoimhinof
Kevin
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Henry VIII be like:
@danielaconte
Daniela Conte
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People should reclaim institutions that were set up to serve them.
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Kevin
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Overlooked for the Nobel Peace Prize again this year. We go again!
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Kevin
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Why does this article in The Irish Times treat Zig & Zag as if they were sentient beings?
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Kevin
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Everyone gets excited for Amazon Prime Day, bur then the only deals are: Amazon Kindle Fire (2022 edition) Was £109.99 Now: £107.99 Or Coretek Rowing Machine Was: £699.99 Now: £8.50
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Kevin
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You meet Russ Abbot, and he offers to play any song you want. Which one do you choose?
@OasisArchives
Oasis Archives🍋
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You meet Noel Gallagher, and he offers to play any song you want. Which one do you choose?
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@caoimhinof
Kevin
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British people point to this sort of chaos to defend their archaic FPTP electoral system. Here, the Taoiseach could be out on his arse soon enough. Yet with PR, governing still chugs along without any real issues. In Britain, in four years, what Labour’s done will be undone.
@cleacaulcutt
Clea Caulcutt
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France could get next PM within 48 hours, outgoing prime minister says
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@caoimhinof
Kevin
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I’m about to go for a run, but I can’t find my headband. Now THERE’S a combination of words I didn’t ever expect to type.
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Kevin
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I’ve been selecting from 75 years of photographs to print a huge collage for my parents for Christmas. So I could do with never seeing another photo again. Which begs the question as to why I’m currently on this app.
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Kevin
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Hmmm. Might go for the CD version for some reason.
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@caoimhinof
Kevin
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Pah!
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Slarty Bartfast
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My favourite alley. Just in case anyone was wondering.
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@caoimhinof
Kevin
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I don’t think anyone expected to see @DavidMuttering at the Conservative Party Conference. At least not in THIS way.
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@hansmollman
Mollie Goodfellow
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I wouldn’t announce undercover operations but that’s just me
@KenPaxtonTX
Attorney General Ken Paxton
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BREAKING: I'm launching undercover operations to infiltrate and uproot leftist terror cells in Texas. Leftist political terrorism is a clear and present danger. There can be no compromise with those who want us dead.
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@youwouldknow
Gwdihŵ 🦉
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Natural cause of death for Russian oligarchs
@big_yemm
Yem🌹
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For what reason
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@caoimhinof
Kevin
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@MirrorCeleb
Mirror Celeb
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Victoria Beckham has eaten same meal every day for 25 years and swears by it https://t.co/m9J4HBybO6
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@AuschwitzMuseum
Auschwitz Memorial
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7 October 1940 | A German Sinti girl, Christa Hanstein, was born in Berlin. In #Zigeunerlager (Gypsy camp) in #Auschwitz II-Birkenau from 31 March 1943. No. Z-6281 She perished in the camp on 9 June 1943.
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@graceyldn
Grace
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Found this Jesus Pokémon card in Lidl
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