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'For this world is Hell, and men are both the tormented souls and devils in it.' #Ecosocialist Jacobin/Jacobite. Republican & Socialist

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'You were working as a sadist at the Criminal Bar when I met you...'
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@BowenBBC Did you provide something similar to Iraqi insurgents fighting the illegal occupation of their country by the US led coalition?
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In the middle of an economic crisis the taxpayer funded Queen bails our her nonce son with £12 million and then tries to get him back in the 'firm' with a 'Jubilee' appearance. These people are playing us for fools #AbolishTheMonarchy
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@Fishcak18433002 I suspect the 'liberal' establishment are still deciding whether to deny the existence of Nazis in Ukraine or to revise history and simply rebrand Hitler a brave defender of Europe against Russian aggression. Corporate media opt for former NATO for latter position.
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NATO bombed a European city, Belgrade, without any authorisation from the UN Security Council and in violation of international law, carving Kosovo out of Serbia. Again with no basis in international law. So many criminal precedents have been set by this aggressive alliance.
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@AlanFreestone @BBCBreaking Tweet recorded and reported to the @sohhomeopathy (society of homeopaths) Assuming you're even licensed?
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Has Paul Mason made the 'left wing' case for banning Al-Jazeera, yet? 😂
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Rejected #Labour party supporter finally confesses: 'I did favourite an @AlexSalmond tweet in 2009.' #LabourPurge http://t.co/QcOmEw7bv5
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@richimedhurst Nuland's deranged plan to de-stabilise Russia via Ukraine has backfired spectacularly. The final result has been to strengthen Eurasian integration, extend China's belt and road initiative and undermine the dollar as the global reserve currency. Great work!
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@georgegalloway When the Ukrainian government bombs civilians in Donetsk & Luhansk the victims are dehumanised in the West as 'Russian separatists' in a 'breakaway region,' When Russia intervenes in precisely the same region the 'Russian separatists' suddenly become 'Ukrainians.'
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@GordonBrown That's you in the dock for Iraq then old boy.
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@georgegalloway I'm not sure how long Ghislaine will last with the new guards.
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@TimesRadio Corbyn, Chomsky, Clare Daly, and many others have been saying this for months, and sending centrist commentators into hysterics.
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@RobLovelace6 @SallyLWalsh @GillianKeegan You couldnt blow the froth off a soya latte, old boy Sit down
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@inzyrashid @SkyNews Definitely not racist....
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@georgegalloway 'Russia's stubborn refusal to invade Ukraine despite numerous warnings from the US and UK is eroding trust in our democracy and inflicting reputational damage on the the West. It's an act of aggression in itself, and NATO must respond.' Me, in the Guardian, tomorrow
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The trial of Alex Salmond collapsed because it was based on lies, conspiracy and false accusations. Craig Murray faces prison for simply articulating the jury's conclusions The judge in Murray's case is looking at banning juries Join the dots.
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@georgegalloway Here's 'Dilbert's' creator pondering the legitimacy of murdering children. Welcome to 'Western values.'
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The US currently illegally occupies more of Syria than Russia does of Ukraine. Don't hold your breath waiting for the Guardian or BBC to cover the story.
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Fomer Minister responds to #TorySleaze36 allegations.
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@markcurtis30 'Russia's stubborn refusal to invade Ukraine despite numerous warnings from the US and UK is eroding trust in democracy and inflicting reputational damage on the the West. It's an act of aggression in itself, and NATO must respond.' Me, in the Guardian, tomorrow
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@JewishChron A bloke the other day told me Palestinian children are human beings. Can you help me find and prosecute him?
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@soniasodha I'm afraid that asserting - along with Human Rights Watch, Amnesty International, and B'tselem - that Israel is an apartheid state is not 'anti-Semitism.'
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@RE_DailyMail Top man. No one owes the 'royals' respect or deference
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@stephenwhittle 1%? The number of children born with a phenotype that doesnt match their genotype is around 0.018%
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'I've been lying all my life and it's worked out fine until now,' said Lucy Allan. (words rearranged from previous tweets) #SackLucyAllan
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@georgegalloway Imagine suggesting Britain's covert state agencies might be responsible. They don't kill people, which is why Dr David Kelly's medical reports are classified for 70 years.
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Racism, paedophilia, secrecy, privilege and unaccountable power. It's way past time to #AbolishTheMonarchy
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@PhilMarsom @BorisJohnson @jacindaardern New Zealand outperforms the UK in every dimension, health, housing, environment, quality of life, education, social equality, social services, innovation and business. Here in the UK you're officially employed if you're working 1 hour a week on a zero hours contract.
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@georgegalloway The mere fact that it's impossible to expropriate Russian gas without triggering WWIII is eliciting near hysteria in the EU, UK and US, and an 'identity crisis' for NATO. You would need a heart of stone not to fall over laughing.
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@simonmaginn @metpoliceuk Here's one of the 'arrestable' banners, committing the 'crime' of asking people to compare genocides. What possible crime has been committed? Or are the police simply making arbitrary arrests to satisfy the government?
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@RichardJMurphy Another 'victory' for deregulation and free markets. They keep coming thick and fast...
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@cymrurouge 'Catch me on 'Mock the Week' for some hilarious gags on the Corbyn cultists who still believe Palestinian children are human. '
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@mhmck Nuclear armed states don't have to concede territory or worry about defeat. Russia could level Ukraine without one soldier crossing the border and destroy Europe and the US if challenged. It might be unpalatable but the US plays by the same rules
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@simonmaginn Those tentacle like branches are trying to engulf the world, the roots of the tree are feeding on blood. Corbyn must apologise. Now.
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@GrahamJones_MP Speak volumes that you conflate basic morality with a 'hard left' position. You've lost it.
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@HalimaNyomi That's some cheek asking you to 'change your bio' while they continue to brazenly declare that they're a 'democratic socialist party.'
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@johnharris1969 @sharpeleven @guardian The Guardian's campaign against Corbyn was unanimous, dishonest, vicious, and unrelenting. You're self-serving denial is as preposterous as your implied assertion that you're a good journalist. How many ridiculous propositions do you expect us to swallow, old boy?
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@johnharris1969 We got here largely due to a media smear campaign against a social-democratic leader who offered a genuine alternative to neo-liberal orthodoxy, A campaign in which you and the Guardian participated enthusiastically. Sit down
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@margarethodge They failed to establish their claims in court and settled with the plaintiff. A clear admission that they did not have sufficient evidence to establish their claims.
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@CraigMurrayOrg The real reason was a vindictive judge outraged at the failure of a political conspiracy
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@giantpoppywatch Disgusting. If she was wearing a crocheted gay wedding cake as a hijab the school would have given her our entire foreign aid budget and Jeremy Corbyn would be negotiating with her.
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Next time the @guardian smears Jeremy Corbyn as an anti-Semite, take time to remember just how they presented a real anti-Semitic war criminal and torturer. Then ask yourself if you'll ever believe anything from @KathViner and her team again.
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@WiltsHuntSabs @wiltshirepolice The whole debacle reeks of collusion between the police and the hunt.
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That's the Royal Family fucked then...?
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@wwwadd My position is that benefit claimants have no basic entitlement to state support to live in the most desirable areas of London
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@COPFS I imagine a jury-less, 'specialist' court might also be particularly useful for ensuring that political opponents are convicted without any fuss or tricky issues of evidence?
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@SkyNews Racism, paedophilia, secrecy, privilege and unaccountable power. It's way past time to #AbolishTheMonarchy
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Will Guardian 'journalists' and centrist hacks ever recover emotionally?
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@Documark Beyond the fact that Murray was simply doing journalism, what kind of judicial thug imposes a custodial sentence on someone who presents no conceivable threat to public safety whatsoever?
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Clear now from @jessphillips et al, that Blairites have a free pass for abuse, sexual harassment, misogyny and racism. Challenging them results in allegations of witch-hunts. The racism and casual sexism of the #Labour right is now institutionalised and beyond criticism.
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@simonmaginn Breaking: Bragg and Paul Mason seen berating Glastonbury reveller for viewing 'The Big Lie.' 'It's a gateway drug to criticism of NATO!' screamed Mason. 'You're an antisemite,' added Bragg. 'I thought it was bad acid, but those guys are actually real,' said the victim
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@amomoto97 @georgegalloway @ggmoats @adamgarriereal @_whitneywebb After #Assange , I'm guessing the Guardian's house 'feminists' will be all over the Epstein/Prince Andrew connection, and rushing to the defence of vulnerable women....., right @KathViner ?
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@Daniel_Grigg @georgegalloway @BenJolly9 Strange how the 'wealth creators' are increasingly desperate to get people back to work. I thought they were 'self made?'
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@johnpilger If Ghislaine Maxwell had limited her abuse of children to Mayfair & Kensington she would have enjoyed the immunity granted her by the Met and the @CPSUK . Undoubtedly she would now be Dame Maxwell of Kensington.
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@PatrickChristys How Sir Jimmy and the King's many late, paedophile friends would have loved it.
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@JamesFrith Jesus wept. Did a BNP decorater get the contract?
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@georgegalloway 'Why coming third in Batley and Spen is a huge victory for Labour and Sir Keir Starmer.' Every Guardian journalist on Friday.
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@RichardJMurphy Around £19 billion in benefits goes 'unclaimed' each year (dwarfing the £9 billion in fraud), which is a fancy way of saying that the government ensures insufficient information is available to the public to claim full their full entitlements.
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@peter_aldous How lamentable that a prurient, professional photographer was on the scene to capture this private moment of prayerful reflection, turning it into an apparent act of vulgar virtue signalling.
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@NewLabourLives How dare people have morals. Don't they know how offensive it is to centrists? Embarrassing and absolutely nasty.
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@abudante2 @freed_mat @ggreenwald And just happened to hand pick the Ukrainian government.
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@guardian We're not funded by billionaires, we're just committed to keeping them in power.
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Theresa May's new coalition partners line up for lunch at the House of Commons canteen:
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@raymonddelauney @georgegalloway @stellacreasy @NATO @BP_plc @guardian What bizarre moral contortions the journalist-courtiers at the @Guardian now have to endure. Jeremy Corbyn is a dangerous anti-Semite & closet terrorist, but a real bigoted head chopper with a penchant for torture and stoning children is a 'risk taking reformer' Good heavens.
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@Geotroll1879 @CraigMurrayOrg That MI6 have been coordinating with the BBC in news management.
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@WingsScotland Horrific scenes unfolding in Scotland as thousands choose to end their own lives because Kate Forbes believes in God.
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@richimedhurst 'Anyone who says there are Nazis is Ukraine is a fascist' Me, in the Guardian, tomorrow.
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@georgegalloway He's in real trouble. The evidence is damning.
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@TomDRogers1 Time to remind the elderly dying of malnutrition and hypothermia to remember their place and focus on the real priorities of the nation?
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@joshxhowie - paying attention to the UN, Amnesty International, Human Rights Watch, B'tselem, and others who actually know what they're talking about rather than 'Josh' from North London.
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@Tracking_Power I'm old enough to remember when the ANC was a 'proscribed terrorist organisation,' and the voices of Sinn Fein politicians had to be dubbed by actors. As Israel continues to lose against the axis of resistance, Hamas will inevitably be removed from the ridiculous 'list'
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@simonmaginn @emilyeavis In an empty gesture towards progressive politics @Glastonbury hosts a @GlastoLeftField event, to 'bring you voices from the frontline of the struggle in debate and performance.' It features @billybragg among others. Not one of them has uttered a word against the censorship.
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@georgegalloway I wonder why Ghislaine, Epstein and Prince Andrew felt so free and confident when this guy was DPP?
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@guardian Does Eddie hate social democracy because he's a predatory landlord?
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@SussexHenryVIII She's definitely 'out doors.'
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@KerryBurgess Privatisation, 'market reforms' and deregulation. All code words for running what were once public services into the floor to make a quick profit and ensuring nobody has a right to challenge the appalling mess - that's the deregulation part.
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@WingsScotland Peter Murrell has just left Bute House.
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@dancohen3000 'This message has been approved by Facebook.'
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Countdown to greatness, as Rachel Riley joins the honour roll of luminaries such as Sir Harvey Weinstein, Sir Jimmy Savile, Sir Stuart Hall:
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@WingsScotland Rapists? How long before they're 'non-consensual-sex-identified attracted individuals' with a right to 'safe spaces' and their own 'autonomous group' in the Green Party?
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The US Mass Shooting Tracker lists 253 mass shootings in 2022, or 1.73 a day, resulting in 303 people being killed and 1,029 wounded. The US is a failed state.
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@Peston @bigfatgit @theresa_may An argument any leader could use to intervene anywhere. Putin (or anyone else) could just as legitimately argue that Saudi committing war crimes in Yemen requires bombing of Saudi targets.
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@DavidLammy "Those responsible for this suffering and loss of life should be treading the same path as some of their African and Asian peers who have been made to answer for their actions in The Hague."
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@David__Osland 'Shock and stress' spelt c.o.c.a.i.n.e a.d.d.i.c.t.i.o.n. and acute withdrawal from unaccountable privilege and wealth.
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@weabod @Harryslaststand It's no longer a solemn remembrance of all who died in a pointless war, but a symbol of unconditional loyalty to the state, promoted by an establishment that's compelled to conflate support for 'our troops' with foreign policies that receive little public support.
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@WingsScotland The SNP's deflating faster than Isla Bryson's falsies..
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BREAKING: Glastonbury Festival celebrates the Solstice with a ritual burning of forbidden books and documentaries.
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@wiczipedia @TaylorLorenz Rich white women are beyond reproach or criticism. Got it.
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@georgegalloway Caroline Lucas: Happy to share a platform with smiling war criminals, hucksters, venal Tories, vicious propaganda merchants and fake social democrats. Unable to say a word in defence of Julian Assange or Chelsea Manning. What more do we need to know?
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@KennardMatt Maybe it's my age, but they all seem like good little girls and boys on the predictable trajectory to respectability, orthodoxy and wealth. Give it a couple of decades and we'll find them in the House of Lords.
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Dear @KathViner do beheadings and crucifixions prove that the 'crown prince' is a risk taker with a zeal for reform?
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@georgegalloway @BBCNewsPR 'After an internal investigation the BBC can confirm that the editors who made the decision to interview Mr Dershowitz will face a disciplinary procedure in which their salaries will be increased by 30% and they will face promotion. Don't forget to pay your license.'
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@TeacherToolkit @relovedreams Don't forget this screenshot of his now deleted, fascist style rant against the disabled.
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@emmacpicken Today Muslims and dissidents enjoy civil liberties in the UK. Britain is not apartheid Israel. Sorry, old girl.
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@AsaWinstanley @AyoCaesar They played the anti-semitism scam in the hope of lucrative BBC and Guardian gigs. It didnae happen and now they're back to bilking subscribers they've had to 'apologise' Nobody awake should take them seriously
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@JustinWelby @RAFBrizeNorton @BBCOne Subordinate your morality to the interests of the state, it's what Jesus would have wanted...
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