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Was late to my first Fight Club last night so missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I'd highly recommend Fight Club.
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If you find yourself shouting ‘Shame on you’ at a bunch of little kids with cancer, perhaps you’re just an evil stupid bunch of total assholes.
In front of a cancer center. A CANCER CENTER!
‘Pro-Palestinian protestors’ stopped in front of New York City’s Memorial Sloan Kettering today during a march that began in Union Square and ended at Gracie Mansion. The group’s leader claimed that the hospital is somehow…
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I don’t really know my wines but I’ll take a guess that this is a shit one?
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If you think the Islamic Republic of Iran are the goodies, and Israel the baddies, you are a threat to this country.
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‘Rescued’ you stupid fucking cunts, she was ‘RESCUED’!!!!!
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I’m finally understanding how the Holocaust happened. To hate Jews became ‘cool.’
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I guess I’m old fashioned but I don’t think British schools should be shut down by Islamic fundamentalists and far left cranks.
London's Barclay Primary school forced to close by anti-Israel protestors. Unacceptable!
The mob is angry because Barclay Primary want to remain "apolitical", and doesn't want worldwide conflicts "brought into school".
I 100% agree with the school!
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As horrible as the last few months have been I’ve never been lost for words. This is from a secondary school in the UK. I am lost for words.
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Last night a member of staff of Pakistani descent at the venue where my gig was walked out and put in an official complaint about my ‘Gaza’ material. The only thing is, I didn’t mention Gaza or Israel in any capacity. What I did say was, I am a Jew.
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I’ve known and liked Frankie for a long time. But if Islamists aren’t real, and Islamists aren’t a problem in the UK, then I’d challenge him to post the Hebdo cartoon? I’ll even make it easier, just post a handsome heroic image of the Prophet Mohammed.
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This has inspired me to shave my balls for Hamas.
British women shave their heads in front of Parliament House in London, in solidarity with Palestinian women in the Gaza Strip under Israeli aggression.
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Find someone who looks at you the way Owen Jones looks at Hamas.
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@EylonALevy
This is how antisemitism works. You take a positive quality, the high value Jews place on life, and you invert it, so Jews are actually doing something evil. Then you tell
@KayBurley
who either through ignorance, or antisemitism, spreads it to the world. Then she blocks you.
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Apologists for Iran have been given free reign on our screens. All it takes is a few minutes with an actual Iranian and she destroys them all with the most powerful of weapons; truth.
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This morning I got up at 6.30, woke my eldest and made his lunch, woke the other 4 up at 7, helped get the little one’s dressed, made breakfasts, did homework with two of them, made sure everyone’s teeth were brushed and then did the school run. I am a male. I am not a mother.
Today a member of TUC staff, Mika Minio-Paluello, is being subjected to anti-trans abuse online, because she is a mother.
This is unacceptable.
Everyone should be safe and respected at work.
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This is how antisemitism works. You take a positive quality, the high value Jews place on life, and you invert it, so Jews are actually doing something evil. Then you tell
@KayBurley
who either through ignorance, or antisemitism, spreads it to the world. Then she blocks you.
The first question that left me speechless (but only for a second):
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Thoughts and prayers to the barrister who has to try and argue in a court of law that Owen Jones isn’t a massive cunt.
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Just had another comedy promoter call me. Turns out a bunch of people have been emailing the club I’m closing this weekend in central London to get me cancelled. Fortunately he’s told them to piss off, so if you’re reading this, you’re wasting your time you Jew-hating fuck faces.
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I’m glad there was a sign language interpreter present so that deaf people didn’t miss out on all the antisemitism.
This is possibly the most antisemitic public speech I've seen in front of such a large crowd in the UK. And in front of Westminster of all places.
This swapping out of of Jews for "Zionists" would make any Stalinist antisemite proud.
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Do the Islamists and their crank handmaidens really want to try and compare this to Oct 7th? Fine, I’ll start. None of these men appears to be bleeding out of their assholes.
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This is my synagouge. I got married here. My wife taught here. My children were blessed here. My eldest son had his Bar Mitzvah here. My 12-year-old is preparing for his Bar Mitzvah here. I’m just glad it was half-term today so he didn’t have to experience the place besieged.
Look how many police resources are needed to protect a synagogue from the pro-Palestinian march in London. Shameful that this is required. Shameful.
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Stop pretending you care about the Palestinians and Muslims, yet you’ve never ever tweeted or marched against the hundreds of thousands killed by Syria, Yemen, Libya, Sudan, China, or even what Hamas has done to its own population. You just hate Jews.
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Backstage at tonight’s stand-up gig in central London. My first word’s going to be “Shalom!”
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That’s a lot of words for saying ‘I’m angry I can’t cheat anymore.’
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11 weeks ago Jews were murdered with a barbarity and scale not seen since the Holocaust. Barely 24 hours after the attack was finally stopped, Islamists and the far left swarmed the streets of the UK. To condemn Israel. These people are not just the enemies of Jews. But us all.
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If you use terms the words apartheid, occupation, or genocide in relation to Gaza, it reveals you to be at least one of:
- Historically illiterate
- A propagandist for a terrorist regime
- An antisemite
- A fucking idiot
See if you can make your point without being a liar.
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Oh if only a smidgen of those people shouting about
@jk_rowling
’s supposed antisemitism had stood with British Jews like she did when we were being attacked by actual antisemites.
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We need a new mayor now.
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Ive known and liked Dane Baptiste a long time. I’m also a fan of his comedy. So I’ve somewhat held back as he’s descended down the rabbit hole of Jew hatred. But this is the end point - openly threatening Jewish, I mean ‘Zionist’, women. The priority now is this woman’s safety.
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The hate and ridicule directed at Graham by colleagues in the comedy industry these last years has disgusted me. He was right and he was brave and he was utterly vilified for it. Let’s see if even one of those brave ‘truth tellers’ now apologises.
A lot of you deserve Graham an apology this morning.
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Twice drunk audience members accused me of saying something, and I was saved by recordings. But comics defending Paul Currie, there have now been multiple witnesses corroborating what happened. It wasn’t a comedy bit, or misunderstanding, or art. It was straight up racist abuse.
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Exactly the same experience for me and my family. Which is a good thing as I’m
too knackered to type any of that out.
A few reflections on the march against antisemitism today, the biggest since the Battle of Cable Street.
There was not a single masked face; not a single act of intimidation or vandalism; not a single call for death or genocide; not a single desecration of our monuments or…
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The British Jewish community are generally quite a reserved lot, to put ourselves out there is a sign of just how bad things have become. Please join us, it’s only together that we can fight this pernicious hatred. I’m up for a pint after.
NATIONAL SOLIDARITY MARCH AGAINST ANTISEMITISM
Sunday 26th November, 13:30, Central London
As antisemitism surges, Britain stands together in solidarity with its Jewish community.
March with us to show your support.
Register for updates:
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If only Israel/Gaza could go back to the last ceasefire. You know, the ceasefire when Hamas smashed through the border and raped, tortured, and murdered 1400+ civilians and kidnapped another 200+. That was a great ceasefire.
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Dear
@metpoliceuk
, more than 24 hours ago a public threat was made to murder a Jewish woman. Even with the ensuing media attention and multiple direct complaints, including from the woman concerned, you’ve still done nothing nor visited her. Why?
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Hey
@Majstar7
why did you delete this? Is it because the killer is an Arab relative and it was an honour killing? But I thought you cared about your fellow Muslims? Don’t you care about dead pregnant Muslim women? Or are you just a fucking hypocrite?
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A few days ago a woman down the road had her car set on fire because she’s Jewish.
I’ll be marching for her. I’ll be marching for friends. I’ll by marching for family. Jew or Gentile this effects us all, so I’ll be marching for you. I hope you can march for me.
MARCH AGAINST ANTISEMITISM
This Sunday, will you stand shoulder to shoulder with British Jews?
Join the march starting at 13:30 from the Royal Courts of Justice, Strand, London WC2A 2LL
Route will be policed
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There is no ‘genocide’.
There is no ‘apartheid’.
There is no ‘ethnic cleansing’.
There is no ‘starvation’.
There is Jew hate.
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For a joke to work there has to be some truth to it. Smearing the Cass report as far-right, a room full of young, trendy, presumably left-wing people went ‘Nah’.
Ironically, this revealed a more profound truth; it’s over. Thanks
@joelycett
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@UNRWA
@antonioguterres
Before I donate can I just check how much’ll go towards paying teachers to keep kidnapped Israeli kids in their attics?
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Three times you mention ‘racism’ in relation to Muslims. Islam is not a race, nor an ethnicity. Muslims are not a race, nor an ethnicity. Either deliberately or in ignorance you’re using a term that doesn’t apply, yet you expect people to trust your definition of ‘Islamophobia’?
This is absolute nonsense Kemi and you know it.
I met you alongside other colleagues over a year and a half ago and the definition was explained to you in detail - you were asked to detail your concerns / any objections and the basis of it .
You DID NOT follow up.
Instead all…
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This was already debunked from multiple legitimate sources at least 24 hours before
@BBCNews
has now decided to run with it. This is not a mistake, this can only be a deliberate and knowing choice from them to spread lies rather than facts.
UN rights chief 'horrified' by mass grave reports at Gaza hospitals
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There are some people turning on the news and going “Wait, the NHS were actually giving experimental medication to children!? For what, cancer? FOR A FAD?!!!!!”
Well done British TERFS, you’ve saved a bunch of kids and woke up a nation, if not the world.
BREAKING: England bans the use of puberty blockers for minors at gender clinics!
👏🔥
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Female comedian expresses opinion that maybe letting double male rapists into female prisons is a bad idea and that comics are being censored. Comedy industry rallies to abuse, ridicule and humiliate her and get her show cancelled.
Thank you for getting my show canceled. You proved my point. Really appreciate your help. So kind of you.
P.S
My pronoun is not ‘THAT’.
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You don’t have to be Jewish to care about what happened in Southern Israel. This is you the day after the largest slaughter of Jews since the Holocaust. Raped, tortured, and murdered in unimaginable ways. And still you’ve said nothing. Your opinions are for the birds.
You don’t have to be Palestinian to care about what’s happening in Gaza. I stand with Palestine. No one is free until everyone is free.
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BBC? ✅
Israel blamed? ✅
Large photo of starving child? ✅
Tiny writing that child is actually suffering from a chronic condition? ✅
No mention that nearly twice the amount of food is going into Gaza than before Oct 7th? ✅
No actual evidence of starvation? ✅ Jeremy Bowen? ✅
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The British public, are watching this lot outside of parliament, and thinking ‘What a bunch of cunts.’
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‘Israel is committing genocide’ is the new ‘Trans women are women.’
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Shutting down primary schools and intimidating small children is how you ‘stand up for yourself’ is it?
Oh no. How dare these minorities stand up for themselves while living here in the UK 🇬🇧
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I’m over Corbyn. British Jews have bigger problems to deal with. But watch this clip and watch the clip it links to. As well as being an antisemite, Corbyn is a fucking liar. And Jews knew it. And we told everyone. And we got so so much shit for it. Please listen to us now.
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So
@PeeVeeSee
I just spoke to one of the Jews you and your audience abused out of your show Saturday and about the
@sohotheatre
manager’s woeful response. This man was dignified, shaken, but defiant. JEWS WILL NOT ALLOW OURSELVES TO BE OSTRACISED FROM PUBLIC SPACES.
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Only took 5 months for the UN to believe Jews.
BREAKING:
The UN confirms that Hamas terrorists used rape of a large scale during the October 7th Massacre.
Video via
@MarinaMedvin
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Teachers booing and heckling a Jew. Because he’s saying something they don’t like. I wonder what their classrooms are like.
A brave delegate who dares to speak out against antisemitism and Hamas at the
@NEUnion
conference. He’s met with boos and shouts.
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Everything she said is true. Everything. The only thing that’s incredible is how ill informed the audience and idiots like yourself are.
This deranged person was let loose on national TV. She says:
1. No one was being starving in Gaza
2. The UN is run by Hamas operatives
3. “you can go on YouTube and find images of food in Gaza”
Everyone laughs as she starts squeals “why are you laughing?”
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Hamas passes the ball to Jones, Jones dribbles all over it and kicks it to Linekar. Lineker spends an incredible 13 minutes in possession and then shoots at an open goal….he scores!!! JEWWWWWW HAAAAAAAAATE!!!
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Dane threatening to murder a Jewish colleague has made its way through the comedy industry all afternoon. Yet hardly any comics, no agents and no promoters have called him out. Like Dane, so many of them freely use Zionist as code for Jews. They’re just as infected with Jew hate.
Ive known and liked Dane Baptiste a long time. I’m also a fan of his comedy. So I’ve somewhat held back as he’s descended down the rabbit hole of Jew hatred. But this is the end point - openly threatening Jewish, I mean ‘Zionist’, women. The priority now is this woman’s safety.
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Bravo
@BBCNews
. Changing Hamas’s designation from ‘militants’ to ‘a group proscribed as a terror organisation by the UK Government and others’ is an act of petulance I’ve not seen rivalled since my daughter ate one pea every five minutes to finish her plate.
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Mazel Tov to
@TheGreenParty
for your win in the Gaza local elections! Hopefully Hamas will start fuelling their rockets with recycled chip fat.
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Yes there was fear. And frustration and sorrow. But I sensed something else. An undercurrent. Defiance. And the relief that comes from taking a stand. That publicly announcing enough is enough, wrong is wrong, and I’m no longer going to be on the sidelines. It was freedom.
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Well done
@The99Club
for taking a brave stand against cancel culture. You knew Dane Baptise had today threatened to murder a female Jewish comedian, and yet you still put him on to close your comedy show tonight. Bravo. 👏👏👏
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Totally feel for this guy, I hate being asked what a woman is without the chance to prepare an answer. Same with apples. And toasters. And pencils.
The
@nzlabour
Prime Minister
@chrishipkins
can’t define what a woman is.
“I wasn't expecting this question so it's not something I have formulated an answer on.”
Not a good look for a leader whose country is more than 50% women.
#AdultHumanFemale
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He deleted it but fuck him.
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Hey
@itvnews
top tip: When doing a feature on British Palestinians complaining they’ve been called a terrorist, perhaps find one whose day job isn’t supporting terrorists.
BREAKING 🚨
@itvnews
platforms Iran propagandist who presents antisemitic programme Palestine Declassified.
Latifa Abouchakra only last week appeared to justify the murder of Israeli civilians who she calls "settlers" and labelled the attacks "the homecoming"
WATCH TO THE END
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Two years ago a bus of Jewish children was attacked and spat at. Even though the culprits were easily identifiable on footage they’re still at large. We don’t trust you.
@Elad_Si
Hi, we are aware of an incident that took place in Leicester Square in the early hours of this morning.
We are currently investigating this as an antisemitic hate crime.
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Voice of an angel. Brain of a bird.
Charlotte Church has drunk the Kool-Aid. Sad but not surprising
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@GaryLineker
What’s also unbearably awful is your despicable hypocrisy in failing to unequivocally condemn the greatest slaughter of Jews since the Holocaust, by the most barbaric means possible, whilst also unquestioningly pushing the propaganda of the same terrorists responsible.
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Haters of
@GBNews
conveniently ignore that the channel was set up due to other news channels not doing their jobs and conspicuously ignoring stories. Case in point. Tonight a 2-hour special on the biggest medical scandal of our times. Nothing from
@BBCNews
@SkyNews
@Channel4News
🚨 On tonight’s episode of Free Speech Nation, I’ll be delving into the WPATH files: leaked documents from the world’s leading authority on transgender health.
I’ll be speaking to a range of expert guests to discuss the explosive revelations, including:
• Michael…
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I think it’s when the guy blocks a child’s toy pram with his foot under the guise of progressiveness that’s the new low point for these pro-Hamas pricks, but the day is young.
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@b14nqo
Thank you for posting. It’s important non-antisemites see the scum that is out there.
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My 9 and 11-year-old literally came home last Thursday after an external provider gave a lesson and said “Did you know there are over a hundred different sexes?”
@joshxhowie
@andrewdoyle_com
No one is teaching kids that there are a hundred sexes. Figure it out.
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Another statue desecrated. Her crime? Being a Jew.
London 2024. Where a Star of David can't be displayed (even on a statue of a dead singer) without being covered with a Palestinian flag
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What, did Lassie find her down a well or something???!!!
This is a day of enormous joy and relief for Emily Hand and her family. An innocent child who was lost has now been found and returned, and we breathe a massive sigh of relief. Our prayers have been answered.
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Vileness is a man telling a mother what a mother is, damning her for daring to speak it, putting words in her mouth, and trying to get her lose her job. Utterly vile.
This is just vile. This implies adoptive mothers, or parents via surrogate, or all sorts of other people aren’t mothers. The issue with which Duffield has become fixated has blinded her to her own new and hateful stance towards many families.
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Six months ago today, as Jews were being gang raped and children tortured and murdered with their families and old and young alike kidnapped, Owen Jones was like a pig in shit.
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Before providing your far-left/tankie/Islamist hot take, perhaps check out some of the horrific images of the deliberately targeted and desecrated civilians. And then shut the fuck up.
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Tim thinks I, a British Jew, have murdered 4000 children. A figure provided by a bunch of child raping and torturing murderers.
Good one.
They can murder four thousand children but they can't take a joke.
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I wonder if 1930s Germany had quite so many people arguing that antisemitism wasn’t really happening.
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We have not forgot you Naama. We stand with you and all of Israel and pray for you and all of the hostage’s safe return. BRING THEM HOME.
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About to pass out but I can tell I’m going to have the best night’s sleep I’ve had in 7 weeks. Safe knowing that we can stand up for ourselves. Safe knowing how many wonderful people stand with us.
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What the fuck’s going on in Ireland? This hotel needs to be exposed.
A Dublin hotel cancelled the reservations of Irish born Thomas Hand and father of kidnapped daughter Emily age 9 held by
#Hamas
and his daughter Natalie when they found out they were Israeli 👇🏻
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What a coincidence that the same few names I kept hearing in relation to dodgy men on the comedy circuit, also turn out to be the one’s on twitter acting as rape apologists for Hamas.
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I’ve retweeted some videos. Please don’t look away, though I’m shaking. Hamas are evil. Pray for the elderly, the families and children, the young women, who tonight find themselves in the hands of such evil. And pray for swift reckoning against any who support such evil.
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To be clear, I don’t think that calling on Israel for a ceasefire makes you an antisemite.
You could just be a moron.
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Waiting for Owen Jones to paise Hamas for ensuring the kidnapped children have had their tetanus shots.
Israel has obtained footage of Hamas terrorists taking a kidnapped Israeli boy to the Hamas headquarters in the Al-Shifa hospital.
Via
@daardos
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What the fuck are you playing at
@UKLabour
? Rosie Duffield was one of your few MP’s who didn’t shit the bed during Corbyn’s leadership. She stood with Jews, we’ll always stand with her.
(BTW, if any tweet’s antisemitic it’s Izzard’s)
Rosie Duffield MP has been omitted from the Labour Party’s approved list of candidates to stand at the next general election, for liking this tweet. Labour's national executive committee, which includes Keir Starmer, has reportedly deemed it "antisemitic"
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Oh jihad means struggle. I’m jihading to understand why those jihading on the march found it such a jihad to express their Jewhate. If only there was a word they could’ve used instead of all that unnecessary jihading.
Jihad means “struggle”. A Muslim’s spiritual struggle to avoid sin and be a better human and avoid evil, to do good. Therefore tens of thousands were performing Jihad in the peaceful protest. It can also have a war context. Let’s not just focus on one person at a fringe protest.
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If all the people marching weren’t antisemitic loons and actually gave a shit about Gazan civilians (and the hostages) they’d be marching with his sign. Instead, they call for the slaughter of Jews unmolested and this lone beacon of light gets arrested.
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 PLEASE SHARE:
I ask the man carrying the “Hamas are terrorists” sign why he has been arrested?
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Been thinking about this clip for a few days. I’m a fan of both of their work but hearing such pathetic and disingenuous appraisals of what happened outs them as cowards of the worst kind. Must be horrible for “our mutual friend” to hear, but their loss is mine and other’s gain.
Media and comedy are full of people like this. Selling out their friend to protect their careers, while claiming this is somehow virtuous. Utter slime.
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There’s definitely definitely definitely definitely definitely definitely definitely definitely definitely definitely definitely definitely definitely definitely definitely definitely definitely definitely definitely not a problem.
The mob arrives at a local Conservative fundraising dinner in Stoke-on-Trent and tries to bully them. Deeply disturbing. Shameful scenes
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It is very obvious what is happening.
Jew hate has been unleashed from its tether on both sides of the Atlantic.
And you have played a part in that Owen.
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And this is what short-sightedness looks like. Destroying a beloved art form from within.
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