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Writer. Indoor cat. (She/Her) 🍉 BLM

Portland, OR
Joined July 2007
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Me.
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@Maladroithe I had to know so dove into the comments
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Hahahahaa have y’all seen Ariana’s newest commercial? #PumpRules
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FALL
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@Ky_Denae @OwennnThomas You are insensitive. Finding another job isn’t easy.
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@morninggloria I would like one new pelvic floor please.
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@Yvult_Ui @xuhulk No we are not. Plz send help.
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@MarkWaid @realDonaldTrump does he have a governor in his pocket? Will only 150 of them keep their jobs? QUESTIONSSSSS.
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@crashOn405 @Maladroithe That was in the comments. The verifies author confirmed. If you want more, I’m sure you can look for one just as easily as I could. Good luck!
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I HIGHLY suggest men stop tweeting about the best ways for us to channel our anger right now.
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Hitler: I am LITERALLY Hitler Beer: Hold me Am I doing this right?
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@NutshellGulag @lpolgreen The way I would refuse to get on that plane….
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@queensofbravo He was gonna tell her? That morning? After SEVEN MONTHS??? WHAT A CRAZY COINCIDENCE.
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"Oh, I'm so glad you decided to sit next to me. It was so lonely on this almost empty bus." #NoWomanEver
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@chaiconsumer Men will literally crawl on hard gravel while a guy smoking a cigar on a hoverboard yells at them instead of going to therapy
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@nosmokenomore Her outfits bewilder me.
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@anne_theriault Anne honey it’s the Depression. It’s not you. None of that is real. I promise you IT IS NOT REAL. ❤️
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Ok here it is because this is hurting me a lot. I have been friends with Chris Hardwick for a long time - not close friends - but he has never treated me in any other way but with kindness. 1/
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@realmichaeleli @crashOn405 @Maladroithe Idk man. Go sift through the internet for more info. It’s a free country. I did my best.
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Billy Bush cancelled Firefly.
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It’s never not a good day to post this scene with Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader
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And yet... she covfefed.
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Please stop telling people to reach out if they need help. They don’t. They won’t. They need you to reach out to them.
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WELL FUCK EVERYTHING. I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW. *deep breath* I am so sorry @ChuckWendig and we will all fight for you. Not just because you are A WONDERFUL PERSON/WRITER but also because this bs can't stand. Not for any of us. Also...big hugs. The biggest.
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Well. I had a goddamn baby. NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN. BUT BABBY.
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I didn’t know Henry Cavill Could dance. 👀
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I BELIEVE CHLOE. I don't feel the need to explain why because anyone who has half an ounce of empathy knows without question this is the right thing to do. And Chris' gaslighting shitty refutation hurt to read - I can't imagine how it hurt Chloe. 3/
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The pregnant Rachel/Raquel rumors are starting to get serious #VanderpumpRules #PUMPRULES
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@MilesKlee How dare she use the only good Coldplay song??
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@Maladroithe She was coming back from tennis, you see.
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@Maladroithe Ewan MacGregor cheating on his wife of 17 years w Mary Elizabeth Windstead. .
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Men are too emotional to be Supreme Court judges.
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I sold fancy Christmas ornaments to #UrsulaLeGuin in my 20’s. She was lovely. She grabbed my hand and told me I had a gift. I asked her “what gift?” and she said “You’re kind. And wicked. That’s your secret.” Then she flicked a piece of ornament glitter off my face. ✨✨✨
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@LearnToAttract Did you know that the children of the X-Men have god like powers greater than their forefathers?
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I feel like we keep getting asked to do A LOT of emotional work for a sitcom.
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The Hollywood Reporter
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#Roseanne Boss Asks Viewers to Separate Revival From Controversial Star's Persona
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"This fucking guy" #Inauguration
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What if we (now hear me out) what if we listened to @skydart 's story/every abuse victim's story and gave them love and support instead of verbally assaulting them? I KNOW. IT SOUNDS NUTS but *whispers* what if we did a good thing and it helped a whole bunch of other people?
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Say something. It fucking HURTS. But for fuck's sake. SAY SOMETHING BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. /I'm out XOXO
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These women. Driven, supportive, hilarious and beautiful. Happy #InternationalWomensDay you glorious vaginas. You inspire me every day.
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I GOT THE JOB
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@Maladroithe “Inhuman men” I felt this.
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@ltsisk @Marconi333 @HorrorGorl Not a great option for women driving alone. Also you’re telling her she needs to take on a second job just to live. That’s not a solution.
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@nasa @RogueNASA Happy Halloween!
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Rear Admiral Shepard reporting for SPACE (just like his namesakes- Alan Shepard and CDR Shepard) #nasa #masseffect @tweetsoutloud
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"Oh! Oh!" *jumps on seat and waves hands ecstatically in the air* "I choose Gays."
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GUYS. We finally got flying cars! I know it's not what we thought but I don't want to hear any bitching.
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Many people don't know Harrison Ford is how sex started.
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All of America nods in agreement while pleading wordlessly "HELP US".
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Just got this text from GOP natsec official: "Had to apologize to a European defense attaché just now. 'I'm sorry. He's an idiot.'"
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I'll be in a corner sobbing all day if anyone needs me.
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Dear Chesterton, I'm writing this on the back of a F*ck Your Feelings bumper sticker. Things have gotten desperate. I'm afraid I used the C word at a MAGAT trying to steal one our best X-Box controllers. I threw an avocado at her and she ran. Yours, Bess. #secondcivilwarletters
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@mariskreizman I’m a little Tiananmen-y Square out there.
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*deep breath* @wilw I wish I could say this to you privately but I can't. Your bedhead tweets in lieu of a statement about emotional abuse is hurtful and feels like a big FUCK YOU to women and your fans. You don't have to denounce your best friend but you do need to #BelieveWomen
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Okay so here's what that executive rearrangement bullshit order said-basically what I thought. We're fucked.
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Did you get all the facts? What about the many sides? Did the driver have a permit?
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The United States condemns the terror attack in Barcelona, Spain, and will do whatever is necessary to help. Be tough & strong, we love you!
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IT IS WARY. NOT WEARY. WARY. YOU GET WEARY WHEN YOU ARE TIRED. YOU ARE WARY OF THINGS YOU DON’T TRUST. I AM NOT GOING INTO 2018 WITH THIS BULLSHIT. GOOD NIGHT.
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STOP BEING IN MY FAVORITE SHOWS @feliciaday ! I mean congrats 😘
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I am the best father. I have the best fatherliness. If Luke wasn't my son, I'd date him. #starwarstrumpstyle
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@Alisha12287 @queensofbravo That’s a lot of internalized sexism…you ok?
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Omg this thread
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@Maladroithe The way I just realized that I am so used to being dismissed that my first thought was “shitty but normal guy reaction”. Anyway thanks for this bit of therapy. Throw that whole man out.
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Oh. I'm divorced. Officially. Oh.
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Oh screw you @MSNBC
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We find out MSNBC is canceling @Lawrence bc he's too critical of Trump ON THE DAY we get proof Trump obstructed justice Lawrence was right.
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A sad Valentine's Day in remembrance of Joe Trudeau who famously fought and died at Bowling Green.
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@JillFilipovic WELL DOES SHE????
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If only someone had warned us.
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I added where he worked because you will all find out anyway.Might as well get it over with.
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@MarkWaid @realDonaldTrump WHAT? Excuse me, while I fan myself. I will respond funnieriest when I get over your tweet. FRIENDS!
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“This is doing numbers” me when more than 5 people like my little tweets.
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The coke wore off.
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Nunberg changes his tune, now says he'll probably cooperate with Mueller investigation
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@Red_Pill_Dad I don't date assholes. I want someone who respects humans. Being an asshole shows me that I should run in the other direction. Next.
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The comments in this thread are a great example of what the article is saying about if you are feeling tl:dr
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We need to talk about the toxic white male fandom problem of #StarWars .
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@Kiala
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You guys. If the Intel community is saying Flynn was a spy and the transcripts say he was a spy...I DON'T KNOW WHO TO BELIEVE.
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Well, I just found out what "fine motor skills" really means: the ability to slowly un-tape your diaper while grinning slyly at your mother.
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So...while Chloe's brave admission is not about ME it still affects me because I feel awful for not having been able to help her, for the loss of the Chris I knew and for the deafening silence surrounding him from people who should be talking. 8/
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My new fav gif ever.
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"I don't even know Putin. I don't even write fanfic about Putin. I don't have a Putin body pillow." #debatenight
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Heyyyyyy @feliciaday you were on jeopardy! All your dreams have finally come true! http://t.co/W9eRY3d3bY
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@rosecoloreddrag Is Joe in the room with us now
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I've been in nothing but emotionally, sexually and physically abusive relationships since I left college. It's a pattern that emerges. It's called "learned helplessness" and "this feels comfortable because it's all I've known" and "low self-esteem" and many other things. 4/
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@queensofbravo What the fuck. What the. What the actual fuck???
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Okay but he has to use his own money to fund it. No hand outs.
@DEADLINE
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Zack Snyder Says ‘The Fountainhead’ Is His Next Project
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@wrexweed It’s giving I can do it with a broken heart
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I’m watching the new John Mulaney thing and Jerry Seinfeld is on it and he’s not funny.
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Some guy on FB put “Doggystyle at Vaginal Fantasy Romance Book Club” as his work info so I reported him and asked him to take it down. His MOM is messaging me to stop bullying her son.
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Trump just ACTUALLY said coal is an unlimited resource. That's it. I have no joke.
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Sometimes you don’t see things and that’s unfortunately normal- abusers are masters of manipulation-but once you’ve been TOLD you need to believe women. You can still support your friend if they are willing to get help and do the right thing but first... SUPPORT THE VICTIM.
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@anne_theriault I wish James Cameron a very unpleasant avatar opening.
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I’ve lost 50 followers in the last few days. AM I TOO ANGRY FOR YOU. I AM SO SORRY THE STATE OF THE WORLD HAS STOPPED ME FROM FEEDING YOU HAPPY TWEETS ABOUT PUPPIES. Good day. I said good day.
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We made a thingy! He's not a kitten but he's still pretty okay.
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This is very important to remember. ❤️❤️❤️🌟✨💫 @HillaryClinton
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Rear Admiral Shepard reporting for SPACE (just like his namesakes- Alan Shepard and CDR Shepard) #nasa #masseffect @tweetsoutloud
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@sur_rules I feel like Ariana was afraid to speak out and tell Tom that his behavior (the Labor Day party, esp) bothered her. I don't know if that's from Tom doing something to her emotionally or her own hang-ups about vulnerability...Idk. She looked scared to speak up for herself.
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I'd like to go on record as saying "Kiala Veronica Bonnie Day" is a good name for a girl.
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@MMcGuire82 @OhNoSheTwitnt I can’t believe another human allowed themselves to be in a photograph with you.
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SHE NEVER TOOK ONE DRINK OF WATER. #debatenight
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