Guido
@heyyguido
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I sell pictures of my hot pocket & make jokes about it on the internet. I also have a lot of political opinions! subscribe ➡️ https://t.co/9N7AfC97IT
Joined September 2013
Teenagers who trick or treat at my house still get candy because there is so much worse they can be doing than enjoying their youth you assholes.
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I don't care if "lazy" people get food. I think access to food is a human right. Hope this helps.
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For every man that doesn't understand why women are fed up. Last year Uber received 235 reports of rape, 280 reports of attempted rape & 5,981 reports of sexual abuse between 2017 and 2018. So, men, I ask you, have you ever called your Uber and feared the driver may rape you?.
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One time an ex wrote me a letter with a list of all the women he cheated on me with (it was long) & a paragraph on why no one else would ever love me. He ended it with telling me how much of a cunt he thought I was. I forwarded the letter to his mother 🤷🏻♀️.
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To the men upset about this bill introduced in Alabama that would require you to get a vasectomy at age 50. It’s almost as if you don’t think the government should have control over your body 🤔🤔🤔.
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Trans people are not a threat to my safety as a woman. You know who is a threat to my safety as a woman? Republicans.
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Just trying to make a point here . how many women here were having grown ass men try to fuck you before you were even 16 years old 🤔. People seem to think this is not common!.
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Women: “we want equal representation, to be paid the same and for men to stop raping and killing us” .Men:.
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Oh. I just assumed this was you.
@Teeetee4real @heyyguido I’ve never subscribed to OF. That’s straight incel/loser behavior. Yes I do pay $8 a month for access to Grok. Sorry if that’s enough to break the bank.
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@ATLTimothy @queenie4rmnola White lady here- my butthole is all over the internet 🤷🏻♀️ using a woman’s mental health crisis to spout racism is disgusting!!.
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My problem with this #SexStrike.It feeds the narrative that women only have sex to satisfy men’s sexual needs. It ignores women’s sexuality. Women like sex too! .It is not something we give to men to keep them happy! This pushes an outdated narrative, please stop it.
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@BurgerKingUK I get that you were using this comment as bait for a larger conversation to actually empower women. But listen to all the women telling you that using a sexist comment as bait isn’t cool. This was the first tweet I saw on international woman’s day.
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To all the men the last 24 hours who have in some form told me to lose weight. I’m going to order a dozen donuts and eat them all in your honor. If you support me eating donuts my OF link is in my bio
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Dear "Not all men" Men. if I say "I'm sick of dogs shitting in my yard" are you going to come over and tell me your dog isn't shitting in my yard? or are you going to just keep scrolling because you know I am not talking about your dog?.
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Today I said goodbye to my best friend. I sat with her limp body in my arms for probably over 30 minutes as the staff kept peeking in to see if I was ready to let go of it. But how do I let go of the one who saved me. I will miss you forever my Casey girl, thank you❤️
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How to make a white conservative have a breakdown: .- Say happy holidays instead of merry Christmas.- Make a Disney character black .- Have a gender neutral bathroom .- Tell them you’re a feminist.- Bring up Hillary Clinton .- Speak spanish to them .- Say toxic masculinity.
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Please STOP saying women got the right to vote in 1920 it's such a white feminist thing to say and assumes other races of women are less than. White women got the right to vote in 1920. Women of color did not get that right until 1965.
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Lets just clear this up right here right now. Sex with men who consider themselves to be a feminist is the best sex. Ask women who have had sex with both feminist men and conservative men. Live your best sex life. Fuck a Feminist.
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I remember going to a model agent when I was 17. I stood there 5’10 110 pounds & this man said I’d be perfect if my legs didn’t jiggle as much and I lost some of my muffin top. So, instead of losing the weight I had a Big Mac & decided modeling wasn’t for me.
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#ItsOkayToBeWhite Damn I am so glad we got that out of the way. Now, let's stop shooting Black people on the streets, Caging our neighbors because they are brown and stripping native people from their lands!.
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Its going to be 2019 y'all lets review.-Women like sex too.-Drunk people cannot consent.-Bisexuals exist & are valid.-Letting trans people choose their preferred bathroom will not hurt you.-Abortion Rights do not mean you will be forced to get one.-Donald Trump Still sucks.
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Please Please Please stop teaching little girls that boys who are mean to them like them. They grow into women that have now been taught to excuse men's toxic behaviors and that can become deadly.
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Wait until I tell you all I think healthcare and shelter should also be a very basic human right 😳.
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I would like to ask everyone to please respond with how old you were when you first realized racism existed in this world. & I would like white people to come back in a few hours and read the differences in the experiences.
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So sick of all the sexist “look at Nancy Pelosi getting emotional and ripping up the speech” comments. Ok let’s play this game. Women get emotional and do things like rip up men’s speeches. Men get emotional and you fucking murder us. Who has better control over their emotions ?.
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"Cops are afraid to go to work". Ok well, Black people are afraid to simply exist! Change the latter and the former will fix itself.
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My mom honestly thought gender reveal parties were where trans individuals throw a party to come out as their true selves and honestly I think she's on to something. .
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No Cis woman has ever been harmed from the term “pregnant people”. It causes you no harm. & no one said you had to refer to yourself that way. People need to ask themselves why things that cause them no harm bother them so much. The answer is almost always hatred.
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I have had men explain to me that women don’t enjoy sex, we pee out of our vaginas and we can hold our periods. & you really don’t understand why the term “mansplaining” exists. 🤔 really?.
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I love that it's a woman announcing the start of his takedown. The Irony. Grab this MF #ImpeachTheMF.
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE .-Men stand up when you see sexism! .-White people stand up when you see racism!.-Cis people stand up when you see transphobia!.-Straight people stand up when you see homophobia!.-Able bodied people stand up when you see ableism! .Stand up!.
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Feminist men have no balls? Then whos balls am I putting in my mouth every night?.
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I have shared my body with very few men and that’s ok. I have friends who love casual sex and that’s ok. I know women who waited until marriage and that’s ok. I know women who make money off sex and that’s ok. Our sex lives do not determine our worth.
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Gillette razors: "We need to move into a culture that no longer excuses men sexually assaulting and harassing women". Men: THIS IS A WAR ON MEN I WILL NEVER BUY ANOTHER GILLETTE RAZOR IN MY LIFE!!!!!!. #TheBestMenCanBe.
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I have really noticed that men can talk down to women and not even be aware of it. It's so ingrained. Sometimes even decent good-hearted men without that intention do it to us. So please, if we call that out instead of getting defensive, use that to become more self-aware of it.
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I would rather thousands of people take advantage of a food stamps program than one person sit hungry. People getting too much assistance for food will never bother me. The whole debate blows my mind. Food should be available to everyone always.
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Stay away from men who know all kinds of “falsely” accused men, but no victims.
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Please stop making boys feel like being feminine makes them gay. This is a very homophobic tactic to force boys into a box. Not every male who is feminine is gay and not every male who is gay is feminine. Stop with the negative stereotypes and let boys be happy with themselves!.
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I just saw a meme that said .“Middle aged men will use female pronouns for a car but not a trans woman” & I think this is the most accurate example of its really not that fucking hard, I have ever seen.
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Teaching girls to always be polite leads to women being .too polite to say we are uncomfortable.too polite to say no to the things we do not want.too polite to stand up for ourselves.too polite to speak up.Teaching girls to always be polite is harmful!.
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Happy Presidents Day. to literally every single president besides Donald Trump because fuck that guy.
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Me and my husband will cry about it on our trip to Europe this year.
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More often than not women respond to men’s inappropriate advances with a thank you instead of a fuck off because we know that if they feel disrespected by us it will likely turn violent.
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Buying a drink doesn't give consent. Going on a date doesn't give consent. Being in a relationship doesn't give consent. Being married doesn't give consent. Sex in the past does not give consent. nobody is ever obligated to give consent! & consent can be withdrawn!.
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So I got this txt from my mom so I ask my husband what he’s doing and the next tweet is what he sends me of their conversation 😭
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Mistake a good man for a bad one and you can apologize. Mistake a bad man for a good one and you might end up dead. We can't tell you apart just by looking at you. Please shut down the problematic men around you. On average 3 women in the US a day are killed by a man.
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I just want to show heterosexual men some reality. Women, Retweet this if you have ever shot down a man's advances and it escalated. He got aggressive, or violent, or stalkery, etc. If you are comfortable share your stories for others to read and learn something from.
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PSA: No woman thinks "all men" are anything. But we cannot tell which of you are and which of you are not just by looking at you. & at the high numbers of which women are harmed by men, I wish you all would be more understanding of that fact.
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Women who choose not to have children or cannot have children are just as worthy as women who do. Please stop making us feel like our only purpose is to repopulate this toxic planet.
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Everyone who unfollowed me yesterday for saying I want a woman president in 2020 is getting blocked today. Looking at this list and it’s almost all resisters SMH.
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So Forbes put out an article saying half the men in the US are uncomfortable with a woman being president and I shared it to my feminist Facebook page saying “Fuck Those Men” my feminist page is now in review for hate speech against men . .
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Dear men, Imagine for a moment being in a country that has never found a member of your gender fit to lead. Your whole life you have been underrepresented. Let's look at that flipped world for a moment (1/16).
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I was sexually assaulted in an airport today so I’m going to need men to not try me for the next few days or I’m not going to be nice because I’m completely over men right now. Thanks for understanding.
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I really hate when a man tells me my reality is wrong because he has not witnessed something personally. Please stop doing that.
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Boomers really be like “no one told you to go to college” when the college agenda was pushed so hard in high schools. Y’all literally scared us into believing without college we wouldn’t make it. Scaring 18 year olds into taking out massive loans. The fuck are you talking about?.
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I do not have to be someone’s wife, sister, daughter, or mother to be someone of value.
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It's going to be 2020 let's review.-Fertilized eggs are not babies.-Letting trans people choose their preferred bathroom will not hurt you.-Consent can be withdrawn .-Women like sex too.-Black lives matter stop calling the cops on them for existing.-Donald Trump still sucks.
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@CHamiltoChem His mother is a lovely lady and she apologized for his behavior. we are still facebook friends lmaoo.
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Repeat after me:.Consent can be withdrawn at ANY time!.You can say no to your husband/wife/bf/gf/ ect .Women can rape .blue balls don't kill people.Rape jokes are not funny.No one owes you their body because you were nice to them. #Metoo.
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Girls, you are not mature for your age. That man is preying on your vulnerability.
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This post still boils my blood. Honestly even if it was a joke it’s in such bad taste. This home is bigger than the house I bought yesterday with a 6 figure salary! I literally broke down to my realtor and cried. 1/2
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I’m so sick of seeing this narrative by toxic men on Twitter. Anytime they see another man stand up for a woman he must want to fuck her. Look bro we know YOU only respect women you want to sleep with & sadly you are the majority, but we are not here for it anymore!.
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Your father should have taught you not to be a misogynistic piece of shit, but here we are.
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The number of times a day a random man on the internet lets me know that my looks have not met his standards, as if I ever asked if my looks met his standards. Male entitlement really has them thinking that this is acceptable. or that I would care lmao.
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There’s nothing wrong with women who want to cook their husband dinner every night and cater to him more. There is something wrong with thinking that’s a woman’s place and that all women have to want that kind of lifestyle.
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Women can be intelligent professionals and sexual beings. We don't have to choose.
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And who do men primarily experience that violence from. I will wait.
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Do you think if I tweeted "Men are awesome" Any of these "not all men" men would come over to object with their favorite saying? Do you think its because it's never really about generalizing?.
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I started wearing a bra in middle school even tho I was flat chested. After a boy publicly shamed me because he could tell I wasn’t wearing one. This is how young it is instilled in boys that they have a right to comment on a girls appearance.
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Pro woman is not anti man.Pro black is not anti white .Pro lgbtq is not anti heterosexual . This is not a hard concept at all. Some of y’all just can’t stand not being the center of attention for one minute. Simmer down.
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Someone shoots up a building they say it’s mental illness. Someone says they would kill all black people if it wasn’t illegal screaming the N word they say it’s mental illness. People with mental health problems are tired of being the scape goat for problematic white people!.
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Black people tried to make a statement peacefully and y'all ignored it and criticized them for kneeling. You continue to kill them over nothing! & then act surprised that people are ready to burn shit down? are you kidding? I see these murders & I'm like, burn it to the ground.
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A woman sells nudes to raise over 100 grand for Australia fires and ya'll have a problem. A company has her put a tiny itty bitty bikini over her nipples just to sell a burger & ya'll cool with it. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
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I’m sorry to every man who has ever been raped and couldn’t come forward because society makes it seem like you are less of a man if you are a victim. You are valid ❤️.
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Send me pictures of your pets. I’m over toxic people on twitter today we need some positivity.
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Since I have been getting a higher number of messages regarding my looks lately. Here you go. Here’s my big nose and my bugs bunny teeth and my tiny lips and head for ya. Damn I’m beautiful ❤️
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Today my mom told me she needs help and if I could take her to AA. I don't want to get my hopes up because I have wished for her to stop drinking since I was a little girl.
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@WDaytonKing Thank you for admitting this. I hope more men open their eyes to all the things women do to stay safe that they do not even need to think about.
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People think you get past depression. You tried to kill yourself once but now you are fine. You are never healed. It’s like a disease. You will fight to stay alive the rest of your life because the darkness will come again. Take mental health seriously & be kind to people.
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GUIDO is my name you fucking idiot.
@heyyguido If you know history then you should know that guido is extremely derogatory but no need to apologize just smarten up by making the Italian in you pull out because you're dumbing him down.
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You could ask women how many of us had ever had sex when we didn't really want to. Either out of fear or because he wouldn't stop & it was easier to just get it over with. I don't think y'all are ready to really have that conversation.
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You know growing up poor did help me not give a flying fuck about buying second-hand clothes. & I hear some people make comments about it. Not me. My ass will walk into a playtos closet and walk out thrilled. I can afford new clothes but like nah why.
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The same men who are telling me I shouldn’t have the right to remove a clump of cells from my body are telling me it’s fine two migrant children in US custody died this week. Don’t let anyone tell you the pro lifers aren’t fueled with racism & misogyny. Watch their actions!.
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It's been a year since the last time I announced this so I think it's time for my yearly update. PSA: We do not pee out of our vagina. Thank you for coming to my ted talk, see you next year.
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I made a joke about fighting misogynists and men came over to tell me they were going to knock my teeth out and put me in a hospital. Not shocking just sad.
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I just asked my husband if he wants me to hand him the card so it can look like he paid and he gave me a weird look and said “that’s fucking stupid” 😂😂😂😂 .Good.
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Look at all the men getting so upset that a random girl on the internet who has never met them suggested they may be bad at sex. Gosh this is telling.
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I tweeted I want a woman president in 2020 and I swear what men heard was I want to kill the entire male gender.
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Texas has officially made Sending unsolicited nudes illegal! .It's now a Class C misdemeanor with a fine of up to $500. The rest of America needs to follow this lead. It's online Sexual harassment almost always done to women and gay men by other men and we are done with it!.
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I walked past my brother's live stream and my husband was watching it and he put in the chat "tell her to take her shirt off" and some other gamer didn't know he was my husband and told him it wasn't cool. This is an example to follow.
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