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@JewishMattress

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Pray you never run into creengrack1 on defiant 🙏
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@bchinyakata @sensitivevideos "I'm calling my mommy" lmaooo
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@JackMacCFB You literally look like a lesbian
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@Klaus_Arminius It's like showing ribeyes to a rabid dog
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@iluvuworld222 Definitely never abused
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@Savage_boi__x imagine having no camera trying to explain that one to the feds
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@brettgelman If you care so much go join the IDF. Legit. Stop tweeting. Go fight. Virtue signaler
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@TheGhettoGronk That's literally how you have to play defense or you'll get a flag for unnecessary roughness or 'head up tackle' or whatever the fuck goes on these days. Sport is a joke.
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@shiraq_ @Mary72559518813 @MacMusa4 How you felt after posting this 🤓🤓🤓
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@kirawontmiss Yeah that time with no drugs is called 9-5.
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@9mm_smg Best time for ethnic Germans in all of history
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@messedupfoods dudes been posting fake videos like that for 3 years now
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@DonnieDoesWorld Barstool is dead you'd have much more success on your own don
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@Zvbear You wish 🐒 🙈 🙊 🐵 🙉 🐒 🙈 🙊
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@TJHitchings @nickturani @mostlysports Nice IP address' hope you got a good blue team
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@ComradeDoyIe Is this a code for African Americans
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@SouthlandPost that dude is the best lol
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@jeromeongg @PapaUwUx @wigger how you felt after typing that 🤓🤓🤓
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@Dark_boi__ Instant bum rush once it jams
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@therevcoms Notifications for your account are on and next time you do this I'll be there
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@fishtankislive I'm thinking jet needs to be fired. Wtf is with this production. We go from 20 minute videos to 90 minutes of jet (eating of course) and setting up camera equipment.
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@iamyesyouareno Chill with the 'their'
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@iamyesyouareno This tweet is racist!! Race only matters when getting a job, getting into college, insurance... wait a minute
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@chadbrit_ Instafollow
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@lilsamsquanch66 I'd rather shit in my hand and clap
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@SubxNews They sound exactly like chimps
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@ICP_insider @FarmerTheDon @kucoincom Derpy derpderpderp. Does that answer
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@intocryptoverse BuLl mArKeT support bAnD
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@rone If you think it's bad here check out ig reels
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I want to see this build in 15 years tho LBS
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Breaks done, time to suit up 🫡
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@thechrisfigaro @ComradeDoyIe What I'm saying makes perfect sense and it is a very good parallel between society and animals. Black people are the pitbulls of the human race. Any other questions?
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@StevenCheah Be outside while you can. Winter is creeping.
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@SkipSwags Mr beast arc
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@notsarasaffari They are and so is that under bite
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@adam22 @nojumper That's gonna be your daughter one day
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@KFCBarstool Go cheat on your wife
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@ErikGriffin Redbar is watching
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@Willakel32 @AmonSunGod @Billyhottakes How you felt after typing that 🗿🗿🗿
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@stoolsalesguy Go back to hiring hot young girls creep
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@DrProfitCrypto Cancerous color scheme
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@intocryptoverse why dont you post something with substance for once
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@NY_HODL LOG scale
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@GovPritzker You will be in one jail or another soon enough my friend
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@Royal_FL_ @kucoincom Can't be good. Plan on a withdrawl
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@ShisuiTheDonn__ @DailyLoud Maybe if you were black and blind
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@grindfacetv Well well well
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@BarstoolYak Tf yall feeding zah 😳
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@benaveryisgood Is she mixed?
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@AdamSandler Bro going to thackerville but not chicago
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@RippleXrpie I bet you're fun to be around
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@prolifejewess Been there huh jewy?
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@stoolpresidente whos reading a blog its 2023 revaluate your business model
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@cbschicago Who gives a fuck
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@KMac82588 @JackMacCFB You think i care about either of these lesbians brother
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@wigger You need a negawatt battery and 3 grams of iron oxide
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@1stbestMA_ Is that public information or are u bout to get sued
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@PeterSchiff Why do you relate everything to the news you are insufferable.
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@GovPritzker We've been trying to bounce back since the boomers retired.
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@rone Cry or go do your own stunts. All of you have been at barstool way too long. Time to let go of daddies hand
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@AmiriKing Tf was the cop picking off the dudes face lmao wtf
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@BigCheds Make ur middle line a vwap and make the deviations 1.618 switch TF to 1d and mark the breakouts. Enjoy the BTC cheat code.
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But juul was pandering to kids because of flavors that are literal fruits that grow in the ground? @BarstoolBigCat @BarstoolYak lol
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@PeterSchiff Im pro $btc but $Gbtc is a question mark for me. Ill stick to cold hard btc or easily tradeable & profitably volatile miner stocks $riot & $mara
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@benaveryisgood Where my lemon heads at
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@CatchUpFeed Fact check that Twitter.. oh wait its true
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@TechDev_52 Might as well just flip a coin every 4 years. Useless indicator. No backtest data.
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As we entered the #bullcycle after exiting the red bubble, the clock started. We have measured each bull market gains since the beginning of #bitcoin , and the factor is 1.618. Formula is as follows; To find the next number in the pattern, let's examine the relationships between
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@MMCrypto $whacked
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@CryptoAnup gonna miss the bus anup
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@kiracantmizz She looks like she has a birth defect
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@StevenCheah U pick 1 play to base off a whole thesis
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Wow @ufc and @danawhite are so detached from reality dana has no idea why @chrisweidman would come back to the ufc because "he's accomplished everything" let me make something clear to you dana- UFC isn't a glory sport like wrestling where you grind with your head down for little
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@DrProfitCrypto Based on what? Lengthening cycle theory? I can easily disprove that BTW with one URL
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@WatcherGuru 41 ain't that much. Over 250 is concerning
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@JCFights What was in his hand
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Analyses of Trading Ranges- One objective of the Wyckoff method is to improve market timing when putting on a position by anticipating a coming move that has a favorable reward/risk ratio. Trading ranges (TRs) are places where the previous trend (up or down) has been halted, and
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@DrEliDavid Great post. I'm going to print some of these out for my town.
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@giamariano5 Mcdonalds?
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@nilwxreports no from will county
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@kucoincom Withdrawing as I wrote this
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@mszrsmerci if you get within 7 yards of me i will be drawing my colt revolver.
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@zerohedge I feel like rate cuts are a dangling carrot. But even still, it doesn't make sense why people want it so bad. They think it's bullish when govt cuts rates? I tell them read a book. Like legit it makes no sense to me.
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