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Never lose hope; Odysseus himself looked upon the horizon and wept. But never despair. Victory awaits us.
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@AfricanHub_ If you guys can’t even build a proper wooden bridge I don’t know why the world should bother helping you
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@VLONEPREDATOR “Mar Liu-Kong, a powerful revolutionary in Chinese history. He led a civil rights movement that ended up in a small-scale civil war; 43 million people perished.”
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@MattWalshBlog Matt, I respect you, but you did radio and run a podcast. You work hard, but you cannot compare that to blue collar work; hell, even retail/restaurant work is harder than what you do. Stop being a Boomer about this.
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@RhizomaticMemer Hey remember when left wing extremists murdered and raped thousands of clergy in the Spanish civil war? Also they dug up their dead bodies and set them on fire?
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@LindyTasteful British women and their gaudy 30lbs of makeup are the most revolting thing. Truly do not envy British men for having to deal with that
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@VLONEPREDATOR “Baby we got bad brood”
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@CLAUDIAPOSTING “uhhh wow you think I’m callous about my boyfriend getting murdered in front of me??? touch grass incel”
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@jordanbpeterson It’s been weird watching you go from a champion of disaffected young men (myself included, at one point) to a champion of Israel. You’ve lost the majority of your original audience and traded it for a new, better-paying but less earnest one I hope it was worth it, Mr. Peterson.
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@Wendigoon8 They hate you because you aren’t explicitly left-wing and you are openly Christian. This “apology” will not absolve you of those sins in their eyes.
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@lporiginalg Love how Ozzy can blaspheme Christianity for literal decades but one guy is mean to Jews for a couple months and it’s a big red line for him
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@lporiginalg “I’m also female”
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@lporiginalg “hello darling I am more dangerous than Taliban pls respond”
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@hayasaka_aryan “Hmm I’m a little eepy might as well end it all”
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@GeauxGabrielle Absolutely insane that this has 45k likes
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@9mm_smg Ideally, Zelenskyy is removed from power by other Ukrainians who then settle a peace deal with Russia. Ideally.
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@vinayrkrishnan I like how poetry now just means “melodramatic theater kid prose” No meter, no structure, nothing about this is poetry - just sophistry
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@DreamLeaf5 This you?
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@lporiginalg If you take away the speech bubble and just look at their expressions this comic becomes an accurate reflection of reality
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@jestingtime Uh okayyy but are his opinions actually HURTING you??
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@MiddleearthMixr If this picture of the young Captain of Gondor absolutely ripping a heater gets more likes then this post is pure coal
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“White man was here” “How can you tell?” “A romantic sense of melancholy”
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@Wendigoon8 Same vibe
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@VLONEPREDATOR Here’s what she looks like now
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@ArmandDoma Do you have any ancestors that were here during the Revolution? Civil War, even?
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“Crash into the bridge, Patel. It’s a nasty bridge in a nasty city. One of the worst. Bring it down.” “Yes Trumpisattva, I do it for you saar.”
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A Maersk-chartered cargo ship, flagged in Singapore but with an all-Indian crew, has collided with the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore and totally destroyed it. Many casualties reported.
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@Cernovich Who are the absolute losers who boo to defend Nikki’s honor at every single one of these debates? It’s insane
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@lporiginalg Rent free
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@Aristos_Revenge “Look at my inspector’s name dawg, I’m getting Diana’d 😭”
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@lporiginalg The Lewis County Store in Nashville needs me?
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@EarthwormJFan @kitten_beloved Do you have experience with this, meat flap pretend penis?
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FRODO! We’ve received complaints that you have a sword that glows when people of a certain race are nearby. Per our DEI policies, you have been placed on extended leave without pay!!
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@realRaegenhere Medal of Honor: Allied Assault
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@WhiskeyBison @MiamiBeachNews >city shuts down entire events just so they don’t have to deal with black people >black people don’t even bother to introspect and try to discern why
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@0xAlaric Finishing a piece of art by a guy who died from AIDS because he literally could not stop having unprotected gay sex is apparently the worst sin of our time At least they’re honest about the new state religion
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@lporiginalg “Oh noooo don’t get me excommunicated from my group chat!!! (They will let me back in within a few hours)”
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@VLONEPREDATOR “ayo chat is dis shit real?”
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@MysteryGrove It really is insane how much terror leftists caused over the last century in the US alone and NO ONE knows about it. Does this just show how compromised the system was all the way back then?
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@UpdatingOnRome “Hitler? Who’s that?”
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@AuronMacintyre “Sometimes I even gather abandoned carts and return them along with my own”
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@tariqnasheed @JoshFerme I don’t know Tariq, we’ve been trying to figure this out for decades; you tell us
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“Adolf you was right”
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Vile antisemitic messages praising Hitler, calling to ‘gas the Jews’ found scrawled in NYC train
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“Patient burst into flames like a looney tune in a public space. What’s the diagnosis?” “High body temperature? A possible chemical reaction?” “He probably was a libtard.” “Now we’re getting somewhere…”
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@SneedFeedus @VLONEPREDATOR It was only a minor skirmish
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@cubsjaw He’ll be on here with us in due time
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@revenant_MMXX It’s absolutely insane that over half of the country think republicans have “moved” to the right, rather than slowly drifting left while everything else accelerates leftwards at light speed
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@lporiginalg “Little rascals could be here…”
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@kyleisbased It would be one thing if it was, like, *cool.* Intricate robes and costumes, dedication to the bit, dim lighting, incense, unknown languages, etc I guess I just wanted Eyes Wide Shut over some random Boomer acting class
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I don’t think there’s a better depiction of First Contact in any movie: Apocalypto does such a great job immersing you in the Mayan world that you are just as stunned as the natives when you first see those strange, armored men & their leviathan ships The Conquistadors have come
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This movie is a masterclass in how to make propaganda. The plot is just a reskin of Predator, in no way explicitly political, and the film works irrespective of any political messaging. It's a fun movie first and foremost. But it leaves a tiny seed in your brain, "maybe the…
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If there’s one photo that sums up this current era it’s this one. White male center stage, muzzled, with a look and posture of defeat but tinged with a deep resentment and rage. Gleeful schoolmarm cop looming behind him; the obese black girl lurking just out of frame…
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@Babygravy9 What 10,000 Zulu warriors see as they charge a group of Anglos whom they outnumber 100:1
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Me standing in the Walmart live fish section (circa 2003) while my mom gets groceries
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@BishopBarron Judaism is also the only religion that believes Christ is burning for eternity in excrement. Quite a distinction!
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@hayasaka_aryan Dream watching everyone take the side of the guy who beat the shit out of him and called him gay and jewish
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@wigger “We have barred the gates, but we cannot hold out for long. Dreidels, dreidels, in the deep…”
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@kitten_beloved I don’t think this was Mormons, this was what they did on 4chan back in the day lol
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@freemonotheist “Source” being the key word. These are only regions that had extensive written records of such wars. Think of all of the unremembered conflicts in the dark regions
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@harunonakas @VLONEPREDATOR Yeah you’ve got one inside of you
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Dumb idiot leftoids or teenagers (same thing) post this kinda thing dead serious without even realizing that Europeans found the Rosetta Stone after it had spent 2,000 years as part of a wall. If we cared about what’s “offensive” we never would’ve deciphered Egyptian hieroglyphs
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@Wendigoon8 Pursuing the David Koresh drip, are we Mr. Wendigoon?
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@whatifalthist Aesthetics is a solution in a world devoid of it. That past *did* exist. We *do* believe in God. A positive vision is forming, you just can’t seem to see it.
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@LolOverruled As a certified Doctor of Fascism, I regret to inform you that we are nowhere near Stage 8 of Generalplan HitlerMode. But your hysteria keeps turning it into a self-fulfilling prophecy, so thanks for all you do 🙏
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@jtbthought @TheDanPeters Do you really think desperate moms are searching black markets for baby formula…?
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@TheBabylonBee Aren’t Jews obsessed with maintaining ethnic purity? Do they not have a literal ethnostate?
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“I was in the top 1,000 Halo 3 players. I could have made the top 100 if I didn’t have to learn about that BITCH Rosa Parks”
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What it feels like to be forced to do homework about civil rights history instead of playing Halo Reach
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“We have barred the gates, but cannot hold for long. Dreidels, dreidels, in the deep…”
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@HarmlessYardDog Caesarchuds stay winning
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@LyricVault I’m having a panic attack please say this isn’t real
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I’ve seen people talk about how different kids are now, but I didn’t think much of it; however, I witnessed it firsthand recently and I’m now deeply, *deeply* worried about the future My little brother just entered high school. He’s very smart, in gifted classes, etc. but is…
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Teachers sound alarm on Gen Alpha behavioral problems. This is terrifying.
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“It’s midnight on a weeknight. At midnight I start crying thinking about the 2000s and Halo. You don’t get to interrupt that.”
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Are we saying retard and gay again?
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@autumngroyper @CoalAlarm “Groypers were here” “How can you tell?” “Calling a bird Jewish”
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@hayasaka_aryan Their “holy” ancestors would spit in their faces at such an impotent display of defiance. Pathetic.
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@ZBigler @Kronykal Your ancestors would spit on you.
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@HawleyMO Yeah it was really cool when the federal government destroyed freedom of association with the threat of deadly force Really great example to use
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A court astrologer predicts that the king will die within weeks; the king is terrified, grows despondent. A loyal knight then drags the astrologer before the king and asks him “When will YOU die?" Cleverly, he replies “Decades from now.” The knight beheads him on the spot.
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How the two white guys wearing shorts in near-freezing weather look at each other across the street
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@greentexts_bot OP is correct. Why is this account gay?
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One day, when all of this is over, white people will look back on our century of empathy and vow “never again.” We stretched out our hand in infinite grace, lifting the world up into modernity with all of its gifts of comfort and technology, and they collectively spat in our…
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@AuronMacintyre “Those Biden has let in should not get too comfortable, they will be sent back”
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I think this is it for me, lads
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@AugustusBenle Be Romanian
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@lporiginalg “I didn’t run over that homeless guy, officer. Tiny cosmic particles made me do it.”
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@lporiginalg “Step a little closer, please”
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@realRaegenhere “It’s a boring, barren expanse!!” “Ah, the infinite beauty of God’s creation. Ripe for the conquering.”
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“RIDE NOW, RIDE FOR RUIN, AND THE WORLD’S ENDING!”
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There is something heart-achingly beautiful about this video. Cannot get over it
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White dudes are the only people that can feel melancholy. Have you ever seen an Indian brooding? A black guy feeling forlorn? A Chinese despair? Didn't think so.
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