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@barstoolsports| Miami Dolphins | COYG | #HeatCulture|🇺🇸🇮🇹| UF Alumni | John 13:7 |
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It’s insane that the NHL made an all star game feel like a Super Bowl. Nationalism in sports rocks.
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I don’t care I’ll say it. Having the national championship on a Monday night is one of the worst traditions in sports.
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Yo, @Drake take ur time on that solo album. We gon be alright for a little bit. This shit is beautiful, thank you.
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McDaniel telling Tua in his ear piece that Georgia is the best team in the SEC is an ELITE troll😭😭
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Genuinely surprised that 20 million more people voted in the middle of a pandemic than this year. Weird.
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I miss when ESPN would show highlights of games. Now it’s just a bunch of goofs debating 24/7. Kids these days will never understand…
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Based off the timeline it seems the silent majority is no longer silent. You come for the king you best not miss…. .
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Libs needed a Lee Harvey Oswald performance and ended up with Shaq on the foul line.
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Casually mentioning that rashee rice is facing a felony charge mid game is the most nfl shit ever lol.
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Scottie gets arrested.Birdies the first hole.NCAA 25 trailer drops.Sun is shinning on Friday. What a day to be a dude.
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Do not ever compare this dude to Drake again 😭😭😂😭😂. Only relevant cause he spoke on the goat. As Drake said, “It's clearly because of The Boy, the honorable thing is to give me the loot”.
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Every Drake fan right now knowing we just won the war. Ovo forever.
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Trump has to come out to Many Men by 50 cent at the next rally.
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Dancing like this after Drake already hit and called ur man a groupie is pure comedy😂.
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4th of July official schedule. Today is Friday . Tomorrow is Saturday . Friday is Saturday unless you have work than your boss is a communist . Saturday is Saturday . Sunday is Sunday . Tread lightly but don’t pace yourself be a man.
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NAH😭😭. Waddle was really whistling at Tua like “YO THIS LITTLE BOY CANT GUARD ME”😂😂😂
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So you gonna text me back or ??.
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“Somebody let me know if I’m being foolish but this drive i think I’m just going to pass it every play”. I don’t blame you coach!🤣
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Seven years ago today, and the pain remains as sharp. Rest in peace to the 17 beautiful souls we will love forever. Miss you, Meadow ❤️🫶
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The scariest part about this album is how good it sounded on the first listen. Just wait til it starts to age a little bit, like fine wine🦉.
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I’ve been working for this opportunity since i was 18 i promise you you won’t regret this @stoolpresidente
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My thoughts on the Tyreek Hill body-cam footage. What an absolute disgrace.
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Hot take:. Having NBA/NHL playoffs every night clears March madness.
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Mike McDaniel strutting around with his pants rolled up wearing a “i wish it were colder” t-shirt is priceless😭
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What’s more likely? . Average dude has 50 attempts to complete 1 pass 10 yards down the field in the nfl or put a ball in play in 50 AB’s in the MLB?.
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AND JUST LIKE THAT THEYRE ALL GONE!!! SOLD OUT AN HOUR BEFORE THE PARADE EVEN STARTED!
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I spit my coffee out when I heard this Sas joke. But fr, I appreciate the love for once, great episode boys @SonOfABoyDad
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Had I known this leading up the game i woulda hammered Nebraska. @_willcompton this shit is beautiful .
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Bills O-lineman just put a smelly salt in Josh Allen’s nose and he didn’t flinch. We’re fucked.
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“Dad, how was that 10 minutes of Haley Cavinder and Hailey Van Lith being teammates”. Me:
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Accidentally hit her with a “love you” after the first date. Haven’t heard from her since, guess the joke didn’t land.
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45 was great but 47 will be even better. Being this composed after an assassination attempt is insane.
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Can’t believe they put this little elf up there in NOLA instead of Wayne 😂.
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I’m sure he feels better but he didn’t have to explain himself. He is Chicago sports period end of story. Who cares where he grew up lol.
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Me checking twitter to see if I still have a job anytime a Celtics player falls down
The Heat are so fucking dirty it's gross. @nickysmokess job is still on line if they injure Tatum on a dirty play. #dirtyheat.
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Herbert's out here making the playoffs with a motherfucker named Ladd, while we've got Tyreek Hill and Jaylen Waddle and still can't clinch a spot.
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In case you’d like to pay ur respects. My funeral will be this Sunday 1PM at 1500 st RD 7 North Lauderdale, FL. I’d like an open casket so my boys can give me party favors, bury me next to my grandma. With nothing but Drake playing at the afters.
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Can we have an honest healthy discussion about Tua and these concussions? As a fan i want him as the QB of this team but if he was my family member I’d want him to hang it up. What do you guys think?.
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No cap, you real as fuck for this.
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Lol some people are genuinely upset that I had a friendly experience in Buffalo😂. I HATE the Bills and always will but that doesn’t mean fans can’t party and have a good time together. I post content with the purpose to entertain, not start fist fights at tailgates.
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If Tua did this it’d have 10.7 million views and posted on every sports media account on planet earth.
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Getting lice in elementary school was the equivalent to getting AIDS as an adult.
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Nothing but love towards #billsmafia hospitality was off the charts. I’ll be returning the favor next year but the tailgate won’t be as good. Sorry I’m advance😂.
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Smh everyone focused on the tig ole bitties instead of the dog 🤦🏻♂️.
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Ship the shirts. I’ll sell em all. @stoolpresidente
Congrats to @nickysmokess on the Panthers. Also as a side note Barstool set a new record for all time low merch sales for any championship team in any sport for the past decade. Very impressive stuff from our "vibes" guy.
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Dumbass of the day goes to @BarstoolTate for thinking Sabrina Ionescu actually sent me these shoes 😂
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Daddy Allen did it again. The Bills have ended the dolphins season yet again.
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@now_arsenaI Ben tagging in Zinchenko after giving his wife the best 10 seconds of her life
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Never going to the dentist again. Mouth is covered in blood. Was told I have 9 cavities and need all 4 of my wisdom teeth out. They can fuck off.
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Here’s my list of demands @stoolpresidente . First class direct flight.Seats on the glass.100 grand cash if Oilers win.
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It’s been my sister birthday every weekend for the last 5 years
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I know my place at this company, I know how little I move the needle compared to the rest of the surviving Barstool cast. But me being cut and seeing Mintzy as Bri’s replacement is actually a joke. Didn’t even have to be me I could name 5 other employees who woulda changed the.
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Who can be upset about a 2 hour flight delay after your favorite team has won 3 straight and forced a game 7!!! We got all the momentum no chance we lose #OilersIn7 #CongratsOnTheMillyDave
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