Billy 🏈
@Billyhottakes
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update y’all soon @audiocraic 1x @AB84 Cracker of the day Winner
Joined April 2020
Lost my father suddenly on Friday morning. We had planned to go out and watch the Yankees that night. Don’t take time with people for granted. You never know when it will be the last.
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A flock of Sheep in Inner Mongolia have been walking in a circle for over 10 days straight and no one knows why.
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Serious Controversy in Pro fishing tournament as multiple-time winners caught stuffing lead weights and other fish filets in their fish to have the heaviest catch to win hundreds of thousands in prizes.
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Hey, yeah I get Taylor Swift just walked in, but we are just going to ignore Wolverine and Deadpool walking in right behind her?!.
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Logan Paul throws mic at Danis ends up getting his face busted open when Danis throws his mic back at em. Logan bleeding.
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Wasn’t ready to say it was better than Odell’s till I saw this angle. Odell’s<.
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What a fucking badass.
There is reportedly a Ukrainian fighter pilot who has taken out 6 Russian jets in air to air combat. He is being called the "Ghost of Kyiv".
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Beer was warm, walked to truck to buy ice, heavens opened up and started hailing hard, put truck undercover to prevent hail damage + couldn’t go to store. Realized the universe delivered ice straight to me. July 4th week miracle. This is my version of the Chinese Farmer Proverb.
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This is exactly why Olinemen shouldn’t have to run the 40. This situation would never consistently happen in a game.
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The Pandemic started with Joe Burrow and Jamar Chase winning a championship, it will end with them winning the Super Bowl.
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The NFL couldn’t allow any chance of the Jets beating the Chiefs because it would cause Chiefs fans to turn sour on the presence of Taylor Swift and kill the money making synergistic relationship between her and Travis Kelce. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk on why the refs.
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Am I lip reading this wrong or does he just say “First of all… Happy International Women’s day” .Only got one chance a year to hit that shot and Bron didn’t miss.
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I’m in the process of developing an app called FiTePaul where dudes who want to fight Jake Paul can meet up and fight each other.
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I can't even make jokes, we are literally watching the 1939 invasion of Poland right now.
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Imagine being 20 years old and standing up to Aaron Donald? .
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If Brett Favre Goes to Prison for this fraud stuff, we absolutely have to make him put an inmate football team together to play the guards Longest Yard style televised.
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The only explanation for this Merchant of Death-Griner trade is it frees up cap space for the U.S.
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Turns out a bull was absolutely taking dudes out at a cycling race. Real life Mario Kart Obstacles.
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Waffle House requires every employee to know how to fight specifically for moments like this.
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Why is the U.S government putting fluoride in the water for our teeth but not Creatine to get us swole? Makes you think 🤔.
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Jupiter is Earth’s fullback.
This is how Jupiter has protected earth for billions of years. The gravity of Jupiter keeps most asteroids and space rocks away from Earth. Without it earth would most likely be uninhabitable for humans. Mad respect for Jupiter. by Follow_me_344
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Shouldn’t they call it “The Paint”?.
BREAKING: Tonight, The NBA is testing its own version of “RedZone” - switching through games as they enter crunch time - on the NBA app. (h/t @JaredSGreenberg). LET’S GO. 🔥
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Whoever wins the USA v England game doesn’t even matter because only one of us can drone strike the soccer pitch within 20 minutes of losing the match.
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Scottie Scheffler getting cuffed before the PGA championship from a misunderstanding is one step away from shooting Derek Jeter in the tunnel before the World Series in The Other Guys
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Before this all gets too crazy just want to thank everyone who reached out to support me. I usually try to answer any constructive dms as I can, so many people reached out I couldn’t possible answer all of them! Thank you all so much. Tonight feels special let’s get it.
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The U.S Army once designed an anti armor grenade that would be the same size and shape of a football so US soldiers knew how to sling it. This prototype was built using a hollowed out nerf ball.
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This video clip was a mass extinction event of brain cells in my head .
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It’s HYPE BOYS!.
Jose Canseco Agrees To Fight Barstool Sports Intern, Wants Logan Paul After.
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If Kansas wins I turned $2k cash into $2050 if UNC wins I turned $2k into $2400. Spreadsheet did its job.
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What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
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Being in LA for the first time is weird Because everything looks like GTA V.
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Some of the Israelites thought Goliath took a dive too. David just went off!.
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You waste time checking your phone in-between workout sets, I make dinner in-between sets. We are not the same, my squat rack is in the kitchen.
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Just walked by some middle schoolers playing basketball. One of them did a great fundamental box out and then got hit in the face by an opposing player. That player yelled “Lebron style!” While the other was gushing blood. Sad scene of today’s youth being badly influenced.
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This is the greatest example of battling through adversity .
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Need someone to give me the explanation of just what exactly this could be.
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Imagine winning so many super bowls you just start doing stupid shit with them.
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I’m planning a “supersize me” type movie where I go vegan for a month and show how terrible it is for your body.
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Working on creating negative psychological association to unhealthy cravings using e-collar. #mintzyexperiment
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An OKlahoma State frat killing a Longhorn before the Texas game is totally inexcusable and a waste of food but it’s making me bet OK St.
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The way the cut this interview it sounds like I am robbing Cartier Watches.
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After a thorough autopsy we have determined Larry either died with covid or of covid.
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At 24 Alexander the Great and Caesar had conquered vast swaths of land to expand their empire. Turning 24 I don’t know how to register a vacation day on our unlimited vacation day HR software so I am just going to declare today on Twitter I am using a vacation day.
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“He was a 17 year old western lowland silverback gorilla, and now he watches over all of us as a protector. ”.
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Breweries are Bars for people who don’t know how to fight.
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If you mix CBD and Melatonin before bedtime you will be visited by a sleep paralysis demon that is Joe Rogan putting you in Jiu Jitsu holds. You can try to scream but you can’t.
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Hear me out: An app but for people covid positive to find other covid positive people so they don't have to be alone on Christmas eve and Christmas. Another idea: a rom-com based on this premise.
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‘Twas the night before sports again and all through the house we were awaiting the first pitch from the good doctor Fauc.
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Fuck the pitch clock. You gotta make the tickets cheaper. Baseball was great because you couldn’t make plans because there is no definite end. Now your getting rushed out like a restaurant flipping tables and you can’t chill. Yankees win but my day is over?! I want my ticket pro.
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AWLs,.It’s the Morning of day 3,.haven’t ate a real meal since New Jersey, snow closed everything last night. Might be a nail in the back left tire causing a slow leak. Situation seems dire but optimism is always the best policy. Lot of road left. -Road dogs.
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dude this is not me.
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I don’t mind if the Navy Seals are juicing, tbh I’d rather the dudes protecting us be juiced out of their minds.
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Navy will begin randomly testing its special operations forces for steroids and other performance-enhancing drugs beginning in November, taking a groundbreaking step that military leaders have long resisted. 👇@cbsnews i-unit revealed two years ago “lawless”.
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