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I'm telling you terminally online zoomers basically live in a foreign country with no history pre-2010.
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Hard to explain to people that before 2008 you could just slack until 32 and things sort of worked out. All these guys are stepdads managing Best Buys now.
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"Men are having too much fun listening to Joe Rogan, being depressed, and dying of opiates. They need to set their fragile egos aside and wipe geriatric ass at $12/hr for big pharma."
Imagine being this much of a sniveling hateful cunt
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Disney only had one hot princess ever and they did everything they could to bury her, even firing her character designer after discovering he was secretly attracted to adult women
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This is why white men born in the 70s all have this pathetic energy to them. They've only been adults for about 15 years.
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What sucks about being lib now is they are obligated to disown anything that made them charming pre-2020. This was NPR's favorite show. Now they have nothing.
Everybody's talking about 30 Rock so I have to post the greatest acting performance of all time by Alec Baldwin
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Still need a tall toxic small agegap med mommy to corrupt my pure heart and literally almost kill me with her baggage
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@wmslamcan
It's true, they launched him out of a giant cannon in 1998, one year before California became the first state in the nation to ban trial-by-cannon
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@Y2K_mindset
I forgot culture changing shit used to happen on TV instead of it being a boomer babysitter
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Childcare, nursing, and social services are protected by 4 year degrees and licensure if you want make over $18/hr. These are jobs for dumb middle class women in major metros, not the rustbelt.
She knows this but then she wouldn't go viral dunking on rw media.
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@BayouCervidae
Amazing how just cutting cable removes like a half century of cultural context
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I think black Stalin froze to death outside my building few years back can't remember
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De-pave the interstate. Turn boulevards into turkey trails. Cover streets in creeping thyme. Make county highways into quiet bicycle trails with quaint stone waystations staffed by elderly gents who serve you tea and oysters with a twinkle in their eye.
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Coming home from work to find out your 70-year-old uncle joined snapchat as "[Hometown]sissy" using his real number
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Zoomers don't understand how lucky they are to live in a culture that has a coherent concept of female narcissism. Pre-Tara Reade this was enough to get kicked out of school/career destroyed.
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@christ_in_dior
That's my point. No way the unemployed sheet metal worker can drop $30k on a nursing degree. And making it all about Joe Rogan shows her hand. Discourse poison.
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No matter how bad things are now spiritually, it's not as bad as 2006 being told this is the smartest guy on the planet
Not a single one of the cells that compose you knows who you are, or cares.
- Daniel Dennett
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Reminder the leftist definition of empathy only extends to lumpen elements like homeless, addicts, gangbangers, shoplifters, terrorists etc. because they model the antisocial reactionary morality of the capitalist raider class they flunked out of but secretly wish they belonged.
It is simply not possible to share a society with people like this
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In 2014 Fox aired a reality show called Utopia meant to be a commune cross-section of America.
By episode 2 the yuppies voted off the only redneck+black guy who split off to form a workers republic. The last 6 were just them spreading rumors and refusing to do productive work.
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We really need to step back and examine the consequences of a generation of women who see their children as extensions of their aesthetic. The boomers weren't this insane.
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Chase was the first millennial office politics casualty
His worst crime was pushing back against bad writing (which any primetime star is supposed to do) and the result was literal tantrums thrown by Harmon and being labeled racist by his coworkers for daring to rock the boat
Chevy Chase slams ‘Community’ again: I didn’t want to be ‘surrounded’ by ‘those people’
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What's a Methodist
What's a Baptist
What's a computer
What's a shoe
Acting surprised that someone doesn’t know what Methodism is and then blaming it on zoomers is crazy.
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Said this during covid mainstream entertainment would start beta testing porn once the money really started drying up. All it took was 4 months.
‘Naked Attraction,’ with controversial full frontal nudity, becomes Max’s most popular series
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I've been waiting two decades to say this but if you like zombie shit you're a cretin. Prey animal reddit child of divorce cope garbage.
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What makes this show so off-putting now is that it's not allowed to exist fully in 1990 or 2024. This guy was definitely drinking in some divebar 40 years ago now it just looks weird and all the divebars closed 7 years ago.
‘THE SIMPSONS’ has killed off Larry Dalrymple after 35 years.
He has been in the series since the first episode.
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Growing up, Methodism was ubiquitous. It's almost the quintessential American denomination.
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@Y2K_mindset
I am impressed with some of the interior features but it's going to be another 50 years before I dive headfirst into a river with Chinese engineering
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Growing up early 10s between the ages of 16-18 every authority figure was constantly reminding me I was a potential rapist, my sexuality was inherently dangerous, that even a wrong comment or sideways glance could ruin my life. You couldn't even question this until 2018.
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@paleonormie
This is everywhere on planet Earth except America after 1920. Zoning is for twinks.
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Canonically, there has been a Pixar movie where a cop shot his gun at a black guy
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@dialectical_p
The older I get the more I think the 00s and standup were always terrible, they just had a monopoly on humor and saying anything meaningful back then
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We really let them just take this shit huh
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Every highway, rail line, power station is a gift from God and you should look on it with the same awe and reverence as blood pumping through your heart. Roads are life.
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Just eat your fucking dinner man
Steak is good. Zoophilia is bad. Utilitarianism is silly.
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A ship that zoomers definitely missed out on was the early 10s synth duo composed of a slimy euro and his manic pixie sex slave you dreamed of saving.
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@truth_enjoyer
owning the orcs by kicking them out of their national pastimes of chess, ballet, literature, and classical music.
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Being a poet and not even knowing it is actually a serious early symptom of schizophrenia
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@Y2K_mindset
Not me having to make an individual corporate Verizon ID because some field guy downloaded 50gb of obese porn on the company plan
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bruh.
Liberal boomer Jews who helped create this system will spend the rest of their lives being surprised by the fact that Jews rank at the bottom of the new racial hierarchy.
I was rejected from Harvard when
@LHSummers
was president. Maybe if he created an admissions system that
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There are only 2500 Bengal tigers left in the wild, and they still manage to kill and eat 100 people per year. They are extremely dangerous animals that should have been wiped out 10000 years ago if not for a coalition of NGOs and state sanctions that protect them
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Jason Alexander regularly threatened to quit Seinfeld at its peak if they underwrote George. A TV nerd like Harmon should have anticipated Chase's antics, but his real crime was puncturing the hugbox of the insecure C-tier younger talent by not blindly nodding along to authority
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@giantgio
they/them twitter when some gay guy dies from too much buttsecks (he did sesame street and tote bags for wine aunts he was picasso)
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CHECK IT OUT BRO EVERYONE'S DEAD THERE'S NO HOPE NO ESCAPE LETS WATCH PEOPLE GETTING EATEN ALIVE WOAH LOOK THEY KILLED A LITTLE KID SO SCARY LIFE IS EMPTY EAT OR BE EATEN
How about think of anything else creep.
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Imagine writing and producing an entire short film because someone called out your baggy sweater as low effort.
Be kind to single women that haven’t found their forever partner yet. This is what 99% of modern men in major cities are like now
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@KnoxEndemic
@RodinsRevenge
This is why they come down on SEC kids so hard, they're all born to run the world
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"Perhaps will have the clip I'm looking for..."
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I remember after Steve Irwin's death, there was a lot of hand-wringing about massacring stingrays (100% made up by journalists). But shouldn't that always be the policy for dangerous animals?
"Oh, those kill people? Thanks for letting us know. You go bye bye now!"
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@uncle_deluge
@pythonrocksnake
Guianas seem like a deeply cursed part of the world. Protestants weren't meant to live in jungles.
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@BadgerBastard0
It's a false dichotomy and you're going out of your way to invent one to hate on poor men because your dad didn't love you or whatever
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rock didn't need this
BREAKING: U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken plays guitar and performs “Rocking to the Free World” in a bar in Kyiv, Ukraine
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Anyone else find it strange that the founders of the WWF, the number one enabler of tigers and other predators, was founded by toothless monarchs and eugenicists? People who would get a sick thrill out of seeing a jungle cat symbol of monarchy devour a Bangladeshi child?
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I'm building a profile:
White woman
Rich face
30something
Works in policy
Middling IQ
Large lower mandible indicative of excess testosterone =
Universally evil
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Counterpoint: You are Arthur
Large-scale immigration to Japan was spearheaded by Abe to make up for the low birth rate.
"70% of Japanese said it is 'good' to see more foreigners in the country....Anti-immigrant groups here only make up perhaps 1-2% of voters."
Ethnonationalism isn't very popular anywhere.
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@seriations
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All this guy does is sell the image of scientific credibility to pharma companies to push pills, never heard him say anything insightful
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@LumpyTheCook
You can't put the charm of athf back in the bottle after like 30 years of YouTube, it's too contextual to 90s cable
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What sucks about the future is this could have just been a vibe you caught 3am alone flipping channels, now everything is tears in rain
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You think Chinese kids sit in class all day and fantasize about what they'd do in turbo austerity/atomization simulator? No! They dream of infrastructure...
Zombies are holdover great recession trauma
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To any old mutuals that find this,
I am logging off to build a real estate joint venture over a this sized area that is projected to add 200k people over 10yrs. This is one of the few places in the west where the stars are aligning and I plan to make my stand here
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For being the top guy at one of the most popular online brands in America for 5 years, $9 million is crazy low. Stephen A Smith has a SALARY of $13 million.
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"This rich white family has a dark and terrible secret deep inside their house! I must spend 90 minutes exposing it!!!"
Yeah that's where family problems are supposed to go. This is only horror if your family settles its business in crowded Denny's parking lots
Black people when they get invited to a white family get-together (no one is shooting each other) (it is very very scary)
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@vylpill
Realistic movie about a manic pixie dream girl who uses your for food and trauma dumps for two dates before finding out a month later she moved across the country
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A gay loser. Imagine.
I think the reason a lot of twitter leftists-myself included- give this guy a pass is bc he pretty much openly said hey my fascism thing is a horny psychosexual complex from being a gay loser in high school, he never obtained any political power and immediately killed himself.
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@bog_beef
"I don't have these texts in front of me no, but I can assure you, promises were made in private conversation as early as 1999 about moving in together. By 2022, no such promises were kept... Even when Germany reunified after only being together for 74 years. In 1301..."
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The artists who wrote the shit you thought was deep at 17 were 35 and terrifying
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@LRH_Superfan
FO lore actually goes in depth that without integrated circuits, world powers just mass produce low yield bombs that kick up way more "fallout" than modern bombs would.
Most realistic scenario is Day After where you're just conscripted by the Pentagon and become North Korean
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"Everything in society must be deconstructed EXCEPT for authorial intent. It's called reading comprehension chud."
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If you haven't read the subtext since 2017, Rob has desperately been trying to leave the show to launch a movie career, even prostrating himself for past material. When that failed he heelturned back to cable S16 to pander to the edge humor crowd who stopped watching 5 years ago
a real screen cap from its always sunny in philadelphia - season 16 (2023)
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@normposter
@JadeAtrophis
I still half expect someone to find Norm sitting on a park bench somewhere eating a ham sandwich, admitting the cancer thing was just a bit
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Why can't this be the world's default color scheme why everything got be barnhouse minimalist
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It's weird to remember at one point Joe was just a normal Italian guy and not a freshly molted crustacean
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When I was 3 I understood the concept of death enough to process Shari Lewis had died but could not for the life of me understand why that meant no more lambchop
The biggest heartbreak in my life was 6 year old me watching The Muppet Movie and it was the scene where Kermit was riding the bike and my grandma was like, “Wow, they made him really look like he’s riding the bike.” and I looked at her and asked, “What do you mean?”
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White people when a toddler they know gets killed by a crackhead
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White people when Israeli shipping interests are threatened
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Sometimes I wonder if we're any different than our parents. Every post-war generation had crazy fad diets and insane discourses on gender/parenting.
Is that what the middle class is? Just subjecting your progeny to whatever consumer ideology suits your ego by your late 20s?
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