being a R.E.M. fmab enby with my masc ahab ybne wife IT/ITS (not a joke)
#Imrodny
weeeeeeeeeeee boygrri and zerosuitcamus created me tod estroy the world it wor
People only like you because youre kind and and smart lmao. You only have friends because your presence puts people at ease and makes their day easier lol
im autistic about my wife . My special interest is her smile. my, stim is texting her pictures of clouds . My melting down is when her phone battery dies . my special interest is her laugh
my mom just called me to tell me
“did you know old people are getting scammed right now? my friend got a ‘Mom my phone’s waterlogged im using a friend’s send me $1800’ and she did it”
and im like
yeah i knew that. did you guys not know that. i guess you do now
being a fossil would be so relaxing. i would love to be a preserved corpse for hundreds of millions of years until i am gently unearthed by a bunch of nerds who are so excited to see me and be my friend
Blizzard is asking players to donate blood at their local clinic, in return for in-game Diablo 4 items and a chance to win a liquid-cooled PC infused with real human blood.
me: *trying to do my homework*
gay little twink: :3 hiiii watcha dooin *paws at your pant leg*
me: my work
gay little twink: *flops on the floor* weh imm a puppy
me: dude shut the fuck uo
i was a little too young to realize it at the time but 9/11 was kind of a crazy event. a commercial airliner hijacking into the side of a building sounds like one of the most insane things to ever happen and it happened twice in the same 20 minutes
one of my favorite things about the times we’re living in is that there are so many brand new substances and materials we are being exposed to on a daily basis that are going to give us horrible diseases 50 years down the line and we have no way of knowing which is which
we did it. every macronutrient is now bad for you. starve and die. rot away to nothing. nothing you can do is safe. hide in a corner with your eyes closed until all thats left of you is burgundy stains on the concrete. fuck you
being a kid was so easy. you could just say “barney exploded and he died” and get the whole squad laughing. now its hard to even get a smile without saying a slur
can someone old who remembers when this came out tell me why this movie bombed. because i just watched it for the first time recently and its fucking awesome. ahead of its time? too weird? what happened
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i just found out “my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined” is not like, a dril tweet or an ancient tumblr post. its.. reportoftheweek’s reaction to a limited edition shrimp item from popeyes . from 2017 What the fuck
1993: This is a photo of t4t couple Mike Hernandez and Sky Renfro. The second photo is them in 2017 (photographed as part of the TO SURVIVE ON THIS SHORE project).