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I regret to inform you but love is truly the only thing that matters
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counterpoint: Barbie is a literal children’s toy designed to appeal to young girls, not a sex symbol designed to titillate adult men, in case you were wondering
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mentioning even the slightest possibility of this to friends in 2021
BREAKING: COVID vaccines from companies like Pfizer, Moderna, and AstraZeneca have been linked to slight increases in heart, brain, and blood disorders, according to the largest vaccine study to date.
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when I was in my early 20s I dated this super normal wholesome guy who had openly never experienced any level of psychological struggle or difficulties and I’m genuinely happy for him that his new gf dresses like this and is really into “travel” and has “food lover” in her IG bio
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I’m a starving child starving to death and this is the last thing I have ever read. Goodbye
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I don’t want to be forced to see footage of anyone getting murdered when I log onto this website
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being a woman is basically just staring at your reflection in the mirror while careening between “it’s over” and “we’re back” like a hysterical female ouroboros for literal years on end
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Bothered. Unmoisturized. Unhappy. Not In My Lane. Unfocused. Languishing.
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“this is the real ‘Barbie’ look men want” that’s nice I want a normal man and not one whose desire is projected through the lens of a two-dimensional childhood trope but good luck to y’all
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I finally watched this & it is truly so unintentionally funny, in a sane world it would straight up be a satirical comedy sketch about someone delusionally believing it made them come off as metal to… scream about “microaggressions” like “mocking Asian people on a podcast” lmfao
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if you think someone being able to occasionally drink “almost” an entire bottle of wine in one sitting is a big deal let alone the “darkest element of their life” you need to chill lmao
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when it’s time to assess your own work performance and outline the ways in which you embody the company values
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@randomescape1
nope, i just think there’s a difference between women who are considered titillating and hot in an explicitly sexual way and women who are considered beautiful or pretty but less overtly sexual, and the right choice for this type of movie was the latter
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This guy invented drinking wine and talking to his romantic partner. You might disagree. You might even have some evidence to the contrary. But you have to ask yourself: is this really worth losing my job over? This guy invented drinking wine and talking to his romantic partner.
Do you know what a "bottle night" is?
Probably not, because my gf and I invented it during a 2023 blizzard in Buffalo, NY.
We lock our phones away, turn the TV off...
Each grab a bottle of wine, and talk.
That's it, we simply talk and enjoy each other's presence.
We live…
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the male version of being unable to pair bond is still being in love with the first girl that got away
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will never forget a friend getting hospitalized for blood clots in the lungs and brain days after the booster in 2021 and raising even the most minute question at the pub with mutual friends days later only to receive this exact reaction
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when he’s unvaxxed, hates tyranny, and doesn’t have porn-induced erectile dysfunction
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guy who prefers crazy chicks finding out that true love is a stabilizing force
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mom, can you come pick me up? the people who don’t remotely understand the unquantifiable nuances of life and love are gamifying relationships on the TL again
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my only Jonah Hill take is that leaking private DMs might get you a lot of disingenuous you-go-girl cheerleading & clout from our unspeakably pathetic society right now but in the quiet of the night or when the actual judgement day comes it’s probs gonna be a whole other story 🤷♀️
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@Green_Paraclete
lol i agree both that it’s pointless and that her beauty is part of her appeal, i just think it’s ridiculous to pretend like her main purpose is to appeal to men or to be overtly sexy in a tits out, thighs jiggling kind of way is all
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that’s him in the corner, officer! that’s him in the spotlight, losing his religion!
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K*cey M*sgraves lip filler looks like sausages and I’m tired of pretending it doesn’t
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Why would a rich famous guy marry a 34 year old woman? If you started immediately you MIGHT be able to have two kids. And she’s publicly had sex with a ton of guys. Despite her wealth she’s very low quality for any successful male. Just seems weird and almost like he’s a gay guy.…
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what is the point of libs saying “unhoused” instead of homeless. are they insinuating that the streets are their home
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not to be too optimistic but I think lot of people are gonna look back later and cringe on how they acted the past few years because bb this is so embarrassing
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when I was a senior in HS I was dating this guy who played “ultimate frisbee” and literally a day after we broke up I came down with strep and found out it was bc his whole team apparently SHARED a water bottle that they deemed their “lucky Nalgene,” causing a superspreader event
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imagine meeting a man in real life and starting to get to know him and then you realize that he spends his Friday evenings posting empty egg carton photos to random women on twitter
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Stephen King be like I can excuse writing a multi-page child p*rn gang b*ng but I draw the line at someone not getting their fourth booster
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in awe of the narcissistic lack of self-awareness required to not only publicly suggest that if your spouse didn’t “usurp your brain space” then you “might have written a better book than him” (???) but that this is somehow on par w literally “cheating on him & wasting our money”
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do you guys ever imagine your past self being shown the present moment without context and wonder what their reaction would be or are you normal
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what’s in my bag
hate when girls do those incredibly staged “what’s in my bag” pictures like they’re carrying around a full bottle of tom ford lost cherry and a didion paperback at all times
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“i’m literally a fascist” have you considered that you’re just a chronically online larper and also that you’re gay
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it appears the teenage “communists” are not happy w/ my Rina Sawayama post! that’s okay, I’ll maintain that getting onstage & yelling the phrases “microaggressions” & “Ghetto Gaggers” as a nu-metal track plays intimidatingly in the background is objectively & undeniably hilarious
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Aella and her consequences have been a disaster for the human race
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if anyone needs some holiday gift inspiration look no further
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honestly I love her vibe
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dresses and skirts that hit at or just above the knee are NOT flattering and the hemline being there ruins a perfectly cute dress. mid thigh or mid calf is the way. sometimes ankle. that is all!
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@CalvinBenefield
I’ve seen the video and stills from it at posted on the feed least 30 times today alone but okay
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you could do “dating strategy” or you could just be open to the transformative potential of life and love
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the second that you turn this site into an official dating app is the second it loses every attribute that makes it work as an organic dating app
MUSK SAYS X (TWITTER) WILL BE FULLY FLEDGED DATING APP IN 2024: INSIDER
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say what you will about Taylor but there is literally nothing wrong with the apostrophe usage here???
I ruined this album release for my students by making it a lesson on apostrophe usage.
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mom, can you come pick me up? the people who don’t remotely understand the unquantifiable nuances of life and love are gamifying relationships on the TL again
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apparently the wall is just looking tired at a bad angle now, got it
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my political views in 2016 vs my political views now
My political views in 2016 versus my political views now
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pretty fucking weird that it’s been common public knowledge for over a year that the vaccine doesn’t work as advertised & yet people are still doubling down wishing death on “anti-vaxxers” as some kind of demented karmic lesson for not being Good Little Expert Trusters like them
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zoomer girl in building listens to Lana del Rey singles & Nothing Else, sleeps through her alarm for like an hour every morning (literally going off since 4am as we speak) & loudly drags furniture across the floor several times a day for some godforsaken reason, gen Z is Not Okay
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reading this at the communist punk bar and nodding my head vigorously so everyone knows how reactionary I am
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the funniest part of this is that the city she moved to is not conservative whatsoever
I do NOT envy liberal people trying to make friends in red states. I don’t know how yall do it
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@bloatinus
yeah, because being aware of political reality is exactly the same as having to see the same viral murder clip relentlessly boosted between random shitposts on twitter dot com, you got me there
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oh wow you hate glenn greenwald and the girls from red scare? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite taylor lorenz? should we invite chapo
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100% convinced that “Chaya Raichik” was not the original proprietor of “Libs of TikTok” and Nothing can change my mind
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dating history:
every detail of your personal life does not need to be shared on the internet actually
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I get really bad secondhand embarrassment when someone over the age of thirty thinks they are morally and intellectually superior to others simply by virtue of somehow still possessing the delusional politics that they should have grown out of by their mid twenties at the latest
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i regret to inform you but love is unfortunately all that matters and i will continue to prioritize it at the expense of everything else
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would you rather find out your husband was cheating or that he had a secret twitter account where he spent his free time posting images of empty egg cartons and such toward random women online
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at this point my ‘politics’ are just avoiding propaganda, not deluding myself into believing that my opinions on the Current Thing make any real material difference, and focusing on building a full life outside of (and despite) the relentless psyop noise
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mom can you come pick me up? the Science™️ believers are in my replies screeching that “no one ever said the vaccine would stop the spread, just mitigate symptoms” even though stopping the spread was the whole justification for draconian mandates and firing people from their jobs
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it’s so messed up that airport bars don’t open til like 9 am. this is a liminal space and I should be able to consume a $26 mimosa at 6 am if I want to
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yes hahaha like the explicit mention of ghetto gaggers, all of it just exudes parody
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reading the Unabomber manifesto on my phone on the plane and nodding my head vigorously so everyone knows I agree with it
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two Bermanposters getting married, call that Mr. and Mrs. Tennessee 😎
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imagine meeting a man in real life and hitting it off and then you discover that he spends his free time on the internet seething about the “body counts” and “sell-by” dates of total strangers
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bro there’s no “surveillance state,” don’t be crazy. we’re just gonna surveil everything you post online and ban you from participating in public society if your opinions don’t fit our narrative. maybe you should go touch grass or something, pretty cringe to care this much dude
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my boomer dad opened with his now fiancée by sliding into her LinkedIn DMs and telling her that she was “looking good”
Scrolling through that thread about girlbosses & dating, & see a reply from huge account saying that *Linkedin* is a dating app. If that's true, I'm calling it now, the west has actually fallen this time
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To address extreme levels of data scraping & system manipulation, we’ve applied the following temporary limits:
- Verified accounts are limited to reading 6000 posts/day
- Unverified accounts to 600 posts/day
- New unverified accounts to 300/day
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watching a documentary about a cult that almost exclusively indoctrinated its members over Zoom
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(at a party where I don’t know anyone and am too socially awkward to think of acceptable topics of conversation) so did you guys hear about uhhhhhh Aella’s birthday gang bang
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first date idea: we get hospitalized for approaching perfection
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if your man uses the term “the wall” unironically that’s not your man that’s a terminally online loser who you should break up with immediately
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My biggest flex is that I was never on birth control.
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L.A. Times to lay off at least 115 people in the newsroom
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ladies, is it just pure jealousy to not want every man you so much as passingly interact with to regularly masturbate to pornographic videos of exploited, trafficked, and abused women, in most cases beginning before they saw a woman naked for the first time in real life?
****n only pretend to hate porn because they’re jealous of it. They want that same attention from you even if they aren’t willing to be just as disgusting to get it. They don’t have any strong moral stance against it it’s just pure jealousy
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