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@CiaKids
🎄⌛CIA Ghost of Christmas Past W/ 8 Kids⌛🎄
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Blizzard getting the entire PC market to bankrupt itself on failed World of Warcraft clones for a decade and then getting the entire games industry to bankrupt itself on failed Overwatch clones for a decade and counting is more impressive than any of their actual successes.
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@m1928tommygun
Savankov
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ぬりぃ…
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@LumpyTheCook
Lumpy
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Highguard is the Bizarro-Expedition 33, where instead of some ex-AAA devs splitting off to make a game that publishers and shareholders would be unlikely to support, they go and make the exact kind of game publishers/shareholders demand anyway. Very perverse.
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@MGecko117
Mæster Gekko
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The continued reemergence of this glowing sci-fantasy slop aesthetic despite its history of failures and poor public reception needs to be studied
@LumpyTheCook
Lumpy
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ENOUGH of this sci-fi/fantasy hi-tech magi-tech glowing BULLSHIT this SUCKS and I AM speaking for everyone when I say that we are ALL tired of it!! STOP IT!!!!
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@hw97karbine
hw97karbine
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Excerpt from a 1940s cartoon summarizing the development of aerial combat during the First World War
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@ribenseijin
リベンセイ
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どうせ事故るけどミラー調節する
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@Nobbie_OCs
MA5K CE-SNOW
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@LumpyTheCook
Lumpy
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ENOUGH of this sci-fi/fantasy hi-tech magi-tech glowing BULLSHIT this SUCKS and I AM speaking for everyone when I say that we are ALL tired of it!! STOP IT!!!!
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@AntifaCostanza
Kusi Costanza
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yeah you're never gonna see a good shooter campaign ever again lol
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@LumpyTheCook
Lumpy
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Generic* sorry I updated my phone yesterday and it has a fun new feature where it autocorrects words that don’t need correcting at all now
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@LumpyTheCook
Lumpy
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Having it be the big final reveal is twisting the knife too, psychotic choice on the Geoffster’s part.
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@LumpyTheCook
Lumpy
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The new game from the Titanfall team being the most boring hero shooter anyone has ever seen is so heartbreaking. I was expecting it to be some kind of fakeout spoof of the last decade of genetic games, it’s that bad. It is, dare I say, Godfall-tier
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@LumpyTheCook
Lumpy
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Crazy that GOTY 2026 is already decided.
@Wario64
Wario64
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ACE COMBAT is back Ace Combat 8 - Wings of Theve coming 2026
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@LumpyTheCook
Lumpy
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Best Cosplay of the Year Award goes to… TODD HOWARD as THE ELF ON THE SHELF!!!
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@LumpyTheCook
Lumpy
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This show can redeem itself for the last decade if they reveal Dragon Quest XII tonight.
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@LumpyTheCook
Lumpy
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ACE COMBAT 8 IS REAL??
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@LumpyTheCook
Lumpy
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The thumbnails for the RLM review of a new Star Trek show:
@c1a0bsp
allie
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i got bored so i started editing geoff to be dead
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@LumpyTheCook
Lumpy
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Okay I actually am kind of interested in this after discovering it’s basically a first person The Ascent made by the same guys. That game was a lot of fun.
@shinobi602
Shinobi602
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No Law announced, a new first-person cyberpunk RPG from Neon Giant (The Ascent) #TheGameAwards
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@LumpyTheCook
Lumpy
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Video games are all about Demons and Screaming now.
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@rytuwil
uwil
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