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@LumpyTheCook
Lumpy
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Highguard is the Bizarro-Expedition 33, where instead of some ex-AAA devs splitting off to make a game that publishers and shareholders would be unlikely to support, they go and make the exact kind of game publishers/shareholders demand anyway. Very perverse.
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@MGecko117
Mæster Gekko
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The continued reemergence of this glowing sci-fantasy slop aesthetic despite its history of failures and poor public reception needs to be studied
@LumpyTheCook
Lumpy
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ENOUGH of this sci-fi/fantasy hi-tech magi-tech glowing BULLSHIT this SUCKS and I AM speaking for everyone when I say that we are ALL tired of it!! STOP IT!!!!
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@hw97karbine
hw97karbine
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Excerpt from a 1940s cartoon summarizing the development of aerial combat during the First World War
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@ribenseijin
リベンセイ
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どうせ事故るけどミラー調節する
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@Nobbie_OCs
MA5K CE-SNOW
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@LumpyTheCook
Lumpy
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ENOUGH of this sci-fi/fantasy hi-tech magi-tech glowing BULLSHIT this SUCKS and I AM speaking for everyone when I say that we are ALL tired of it!! STOP IT!!!!
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@AntifaCostanza
Kusi Costanza
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yeah you're never gonna see a good shooter campaign ever again lol
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@LumpyTheCook
Lumpy
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Generic* sorry I updated my phone yesterday and it has a fun new feature where it autocorrects words that don’t need correcting at all now
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@LumpyTheCook
Lumpy
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Having it be the big final reveal is twisting the knife too, psychotic choice on the Geoffster’s part.
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@LumpyTheCook
Lumpy
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The new game from the Titanfall team being the most boring hero shooter anyone has ever seen is so heartbreaking. I was expecting it to be some kind of fakeout spoof of the last decade of genetic games, it’s that bad. It is, dare I say, Godfall-tier
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@LumpyTheCook
Lumpy
19 hours
Crazy that GOTY 2026 is already decided.
@Wario64
Wario64
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ACE COMBAT is back Ace Combat 8 - Wings of Theve coming 2026
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@LumpyTheCook
Lumpy
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Best Cosplay of the Year Award goes to… TODD HOWARD as THE ELF ON THE SHELF!!!
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@LumpyTheCook
Lumpy
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This show can redeem itself for the last decade if they reveal Dragon Quest XII tonight.
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@LumpyTheCook
Lumpy
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ACE COMBAT 8 IS REAL??
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@LumpyTheCook
Lumpy
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The thumbnails for the RLM review of a new Star Trek show:
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allie
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i got bored so i started editing geoff to be dead
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@LumpyTheCook
Lumpy
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Okay I actually am kind of interested in this after discovering it’s basically a first person The Ascent made by the same guys. That game was a lot of fun.
@shinobi602
Shinobi602
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No Law announced, a new first-person cyberpunk RPG from Neon Giant (The Ascent) #TheGameAwards
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@LumpyTheCook
Lumpy
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Video games are all about Demons and Screaming now.
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@rytuwil
uwil
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@LumpyTheCook
Lumpy
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James Rolfe growing out his beard… it’s actually happening…
@gamestop
GameStop
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The GameStop Worst Game of the Year Award goes to... Presented by @cinemassacre
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@_smcf
Simon
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A cracked Japanese student has built an absurdly detailed JR (and China Railway) ticket generator. The amount of buttons and knobs on this thing is insane. It's like a train+software+weeb fidget board.
@elpwc
うに
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バズったのでこの画像のソースとなるものを宣伝します! 最近卒論乗り鉄就活しながら開発中の切符シミュレーター、simTicketですー https://t.co/pRd2MUaWbR リンク↑ まだ開発中なので不備なところ色々あると思いますがご意見あったらいつでもどうぞ() https://t.co/eGpn3yfpal
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