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@GoldsberryMike

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IT guy, dad of a few kids and recently trying ‘curmudgeon’ for a spin. Love me some freedom, family and Metal.

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@sentdefender I’ll take False Flags, for $1000 Alex.
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@Rainmaker1973 Unless you turn on your defroster for a little while and slide a credit card underneath the suction cup
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@axios Right, totally worse than surveilling parents and religious groups. And could you imagine Trump locking his political opponents up? The Tree of Liberty looks thirsty, is all he’s saying. 😉
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@nypost Don’t worry, once the spotlight is off them, they’ll drop the charges and forget all about it.
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@CivGame When I'm in a hole, to quit digging.
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@sentdefender Who’s going to defend the Pacific, while they’re away?
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@CBSNews Zero chance they let Obiden on that stage.
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@sentdefender Biden should offer Iran another $200b. They seem to like that.
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@PeterZeihan Announcing this is such a sad and pathetic tool of political expression i shall in turn stop following you on all platforms. See ya in Orwell’s future. 👋
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@nypost Did he ever get a kleenex tho?
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@nypost The hell you can’t stop it. Just hire my company, Squatter Swatters. We’ll make ‘em feel right at home, when we move in too. 😉
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@ClayTravis Disagree on Kelce. He’s been the old talented part of that team. Definitely not on him
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@disclosetv Pretty clear to me that the One World People have determined that free & fair elections no longer work for them.They don't care if you see it either. Cuz the news won't talk about it and therefore half the population will never even know about it.They're ok with a little leakage
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@Alphafox78 Ask for more bread sticks and another bourbon.
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@NBCNews Probably running on the milk shake machine code
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@N1ckSandmann Maybe the greatest tweet ever
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@Mrgunsngear She got some work done.
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@TheInsiderPaper For what purpose?
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@WallStreetSilv They kinda attacked by land, sea and air, so yeah I can believe it. Especially considering all the video.
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@koestreicher34 Aging like a fine shoe 👟
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@Keperocom It’s not really funny and it’s definitely not practical. Weird
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@TheInsiderPaper He better get some bodyguards
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@demariusutd @shoe0nhead She's an enigma, single and taken simultaneously
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@PjotrSauer Shocker… now let’s look at Chinese influence
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@UNIFIL_ Probably the war, but what do I know
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@bdomenech Coming from you and the entire McCain clan, this is a huge compliment. Now go shovel another 10,000 calories into your fat maw.
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@nypost Only by the people who want to sleep with kids, so we'll call it a nothing-burger.
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@cctvidiots Not going to end well
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@disclosetv Has anyone looked up how many times this happened between 2010-2019? Cuz I've NEVER seen it before this era.
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@barstoolsports Dude, he killed that shit!
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@BillKristol You're not welcome here anymore, bro. Cozy up to your @ProjectLincoln bros. The inn is full.
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@jessica_kirsh I’m along for wherever the ride takes us. That said, I hope you take some time to get to feeling better.
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@Loudwire Quit trying to answer everybody’s security question
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@RepJerryNadler Or you could just keep going with all those successful liberal policies. They’re working out real well everywhere, right guys? Guys?
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@Mediaite He ain’t wrong
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@MAstronomers Looks like wood
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@Malcolm_fleX48 Plus she’s smokin hot. Jokes on her, he’s tappin dat ass
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@charliespiering @redsteeze Does she have a setting that's not some variant of "cringe"?
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@UAPJames @TheUfoJoe @RepRiggleman @rosscoulthart So he can be Boeing’d? Think it through and see why they aren’t standing beside the other brave service members. Be smart.
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@zerohedge Haha… I predict squadoosh gets paid
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@johncardillo If you just believe hard enough, everything is exactly how they told ya...
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@axios Delay tactics like waiting until 3 years passed to bring charges?
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@sentdefender I hope our boys are alright
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@AJemaineClement It’s still, to this day, in my Top 5 for all-time comedy series. “Britt?”, “Brett!” 🤣
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@nypost Well, you’re gonna have to keep knockin the bottom out of it Jerry. 🤷‍♂️
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@flapprdotnet We need to celebrate the anniversary of this masterpiece every year. I feel like I’ve seen it grow from infant to a full grown, voluptuous adult. 😏
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@sentdefender Hinkle is a clown… And now you rattled his clown cage. That’s like 3 years of bad comebacks or somethin
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@disclosetv Training exercises in the Eastern Mediterranean… 🤔
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@GameSpot It was terrible WITH writers. Could be an improvement
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@IGN Between it and Andor, I have reNewed Hope in Star Wars. I’m looking forward to Ahsoka being in the big pictures too.
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@disclosetv Said in my British voice, “whatevah could it be?”
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@NYCMayor @GovAbbott He’s just getting disenfranchised victims to your “sanctuary”. Seems like the Lord’s work, to me.
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@stavridisj @elonmusk Dude’s like “it’s not thaaaaat many”. 🤣
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Is Brad Pitt the best actor alive? I might make the argument he is, considering the body of work.
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@SharylAttkisson Cheating is easier. That’s the only reason. Damn near every country in the world does elections and counts same day. There’s zero reason to not be able to do that in the most advanced country on the planet.
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@TheInsiderPaper Why does Russia get a president who can run down the stairs? And speaking of ours vs theirs, look at him move… ours hasn’t moved that fast since Hunter invited him over for a sweep of all their bribery money.
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@rising_serpent If you believe this escaped from the lab, which you have to at this point, yes indeed. We paid for the pandemic.
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@ABC Great point... I demand we recoup all that money we've given to Ukraine and give it to mothers and their children.
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@NicoleArbour They've been conditioned Nicole. The last time they did what their masters told them they got treats (pats on the head, $100, some even got to keep their job). They just want more treats
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@marcorubio @sentdefender What he meant to say was "Israel can fire America's missiles from America's vasal states at Israeli and American enemies from far over the horizon, at the cost of American taxpayers". That about right, Senator?
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@The_Real_Fly He just wants to join the fellas in a few foxholes (or some other variation of hole)
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@Erdayastronaut And what’s the myth?
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@davidfrum Why should we limit it to $106 billion? Why not just cut em a check for everything, forever? Seems like that’s just about as realistic as “another $100b here and another $100b there”. Start spending your money and quit spending ours, boomer.
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@zerohedge For those of you that went to Maryland schools, this means LESS than 5%
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@TheInsiderPaper 🤣 France issuing warning for anything other than when to take the croissants out of the oven is hilarious.
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@NBCNews What’s new though? And you guys will echo it and repeat “threat to democracy” until you’re blue in the face. Here’s a question: what does chasing, with gussied up criminal charges, the front runner from the opposition party do “to democracy”? NBC should choose better friends.
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@disclosetv Jokes on the judge, that extraction took all of about 45 minutes.
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@CBSNews Yeah, because the news has been inundated with anti-Muslim protests. Y’all are literally reporting opposite news.
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@WallStreetSilv It was cold. There was shrinkage
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@WallStreetSilv Are the CO2 experts measuring the output yet? They should be up there on Mount Turd with little sniffer boxes, writing down their measurements.
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@nypost Haha… they aren’t trying that in Florida
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@sentdefender Forever changed. Don’t think we’ve ever seen the gates of hell open up online before.
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@MiaMalkova With the car, we could play with timelines and have ya both. I’m going with the car, enough plutonium to make regular jumps and then my devious plan. 🤷‍♂️
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@weartv We need to expand the death penalty
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@nypost Probably a white nationalist, right NYP? NYP???
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@NewRockstars Why was it soooooooo bad?
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Maaaan… they gotta be trippin bawls under that thing. 😂
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@zerohedge @CIA But that laptop fake AF. 🙄
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@jeremyjudkins_ Do you wash your stainless steel pots and pans in the dishwasher?
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@ClickBaitCait I would use a different verb
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@3YearLetterman You should show her Who’s the Boss
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@WallStreetSilv Probably flee here to Florida and file for an emergency protection order. Dunno how that all pans out, but I’d float around the world on a boat before somebody mutilated one of my kids.
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@ABC Hahahaha… blood, meet turnip.
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@zerohedge Haha... not even India respects Canada.
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@Alphafox78 I’m pretty sure Ricky took one last stroke when his mom told him it was ‘ok’.
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@DEADLINE Box office pull prediction: about $3.50
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@mugshawtys “Attempted”. I doubt I’d need to fix this one.
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@CallMeK1123 Mernin’
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