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@CallMeK1123
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for legal reasons all of my tweets are jokes
Joined May 2022
give me all your meds
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real men tell their coworkers to fuck off.
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the cooling effect of aloe vera.
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men only . Is this considered βfatβ ?
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Men, would you appreciate getting compliments like this?
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British people, is this true?
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I know, they look so free in Saudi Arabia.
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Boomer hippies who protested the Vietnam war have Ukraine flags in their bio.
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Why are men over 40 so freaking hot?.
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Guys, is this true?
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Guys, is this true?
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Good morning π₯°
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there are voters in this country that actually believe groceries are expensive due to corporate greed holy shit we are fucked.
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This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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Every single one of us would damn.
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Men who cook are so handsome.
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@TheLizVariant it was held at the national cathedral, itβs a historic church all presidents have a service at after their inauguration. the episcopal church is overrun by fourth wave feminists and trans ideology. she was chosen by radical political operatives within the church.
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Women who do this for attention disgust me.
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guys, is this true?
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Guys, is this true?
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oops, good morning
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Do men even like this?
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Is your profile picture really you?.
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i canβt say it without sounding southern lol
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@TanysFoster My 9yo does a lot without my permission and instead of embarrassing him online I issue consequences that will actually get the point across to him.
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Emasculation of men continues unabatedβ¦
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mine are bigger.
A little bit of snow and these Louisiana broads are losing they minds.
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dudes will see this and go hell yeah
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this is 45, happy birthday to me.
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Please pray for my family, my nephew died tragically today. He was only 7. We are all in shock.
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This is hilarious.
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Some kid on the bus said βyour mom is chunkyβ and my son replied βshe can deadlift 200lbs and thatβs how fat your mom is.β Iβm honestly proud.
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guys, left or right.
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banger.
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Good morning βοΈ
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Why hasnβt anyone stopped this kid?
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Merry Christmas π
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homies who keep tweeting with 0 likes fear no one.
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Never thought Iβd see the day when βlove is loveβ meant sexualizing children and beastiality but here we are.
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Death penalty for drug dealers is one of the worst suggestions Trump has ever had.
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Welp. This is 43.
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I think someone needs an organ donor.
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@AnthonyBass52 Wow, youβre going to get someone fired because your wife had to pick up after her own kids?.
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The desire for online clicks inspires people to commit acts of evil.
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Good morning βΊοΈ
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Men will say they donβt need anything for their birthday because what they want is a blowjob.
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@SarahMeyerDC The only problem I see here is you taking a picture of someone and blasting them on social media.
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Is your profile pic really you?.
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homies will see this and say hell yeah
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@RichardHanania Failure to see your tweet for what it is indicates a serious degeneration in your brain.
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Seriously.
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Guys, is this true?
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some of yβall would.
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Ladies, is this true?
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go in there and make it about you!
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If any of you know this expert, Iβd like to buy him a beer.
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Men, whatβs stopping you from looking like this?
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Guys, is this true?.
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Kinda sad itβs come to this.
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You deserve something pretty in your feed after today, Iβm happy to provide.
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gm assholes!
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911, Iβd like to report a murderβ¦
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Is this appropriate gym attire?
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Guys, is this true?.
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Women asking for equal pay in sports is like men asking for equal pay on OnlyFans.
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sex is great and all but have you ever loved someone and they loved you back and none of it was complicated?.
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I think this settles the debate.
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Dudes will see this and go hell yeah.
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Iβm sorry, but anyone happily waving American flags right now is either a gleeful white supremacist or is gleefully uninformed.
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iβm old enough to remember when a series had 24 episodes instead of 8.
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