Nicole Arbour
@NicoleArbour
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Comedian, Music Maker, Chronic Pain Defeater. Over 1.7 billion views and thankful! #GOTEAM
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Who else wants to see a livestream of the Twitter office when Elon shows up?
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And to think, the whole time the cure for Covid was war.
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Can we all just agree Monkey Pox was a box office flop?
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Yo wait. Did
@iamcardib
just threaten to murder my mom over a tweet about not promoting violence?
Is this real life?
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Listen, I still love you as a human… but anyone who voted for Biden… you literally ruined the WORLD.
Your feels got hurt by tweets so you ruined the WORLD.
Cool cool
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Yo
@iamcardib
you gonna send some guys to beat me up in a strip club now cause the truth is inconvenient to you??
Or just drug me and steal my money?
Show some damn respect and stop promoting the murder of black men.
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If you consider yourself a free thinker, like this tweet.
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Tampax is now sponsoring trans men knowing damn well they can’t ever use their products. 😂😂
This cosplaying women thing has passed peak nonsense.
Jesus is coming…
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We cancel people for old tweets, but don’t cancel the Olympics when China is literally communist. 💁🏼♀️
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Get porn off X.
It’s unregulated.
It’s gross.
And we didn’t ask to see it so it’s super invasive.
@elonmusk
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K, who should play Trudeau in the movie about his fall from power?
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I don’t wanna hear any “Dave Chappelle is anti-trans” nonsense.
Tonight he helped transition a man to a pretzel.
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Multiple things can be true at once:
George Floyd was on drugs that may have caused his death.
An officer kneeling on him caused stress that may have caused a heart attack during an OD.
The officer was wrong to kneel on a neck.
Black Lives do Matter.
But “BLM” was a scam.
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Honestly, I’m upset.
…that
@joerogan
didn’t do a post fight interview with Chris Rock yet.
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Guys, zoom in. It’s not just fetish gear, the teddy bear has two black eyes.
Cancel this brand for life.
This isn’t a “conspiracy” or an accident. This is gross.
#Balenciaga
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My “beef” with
@iamcardib
explained.
And why we need to stop exploiting the death of black men for entertainment.
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I still can’t believe they tricked the generation known for natural wellness and eating ass on the first date into taking an experimental vaxx so they don’t get a bad cold.
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Where can we donate Bitcoin to the truckers?!?!? They can’t stop that!
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Maaannnnn… When Kanye interrupted Taylor, he was blacklisted for years and called crazy.
Will Smith hits a guy during a live show, and he’s hugged after and told its ok.
This is messed up.
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I refuse to take health advice from a man shaped like a gummy bear.
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Listen aliens, I’m not mad you’re here… but I want you to know you suck at pretending to be human. 🤣
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Surrey BC, a city of predominantly Indian, black, and Asian families shutting down another border to America.
🇨🇦
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There’s more photos of
@JustinTrudeau
in blackface than there are photos of him with actual black people.
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Shaun King finally trending on Twitter after deleting his twitter is the poetic justice I’m here for.
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Justin Trudeau should euthanize himself first to show everybody it’s safe.
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So
@OttawaPolice
are arresting citizens for bringing food and gas to other Canadians now because
@JustinTrudeau
got his feelings hurt that people don’t like him.
This is communist.
@JustinTrudeau
is a communist leader and if we don’t TAKE Canada back now, it’ll be gone for good.
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Imagine being in a recession because your countries leader keeps giving away all your money to other countries?
Oh wait…
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I see your click bait and I’ll bite.
She’s naturally gorgeous and talented and I’d want her on my apocalypse team.
Also her accent sounds like a song. 💁🏼♀️
…If your version of feminine was so superior Lebanese men wouldn’t need more than one wife. 😉
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The only pussy getting mutilated right now is you.
Stop changing the topic… the whole world is watching you run away from your own citizens
Canada firmly and unequivocally denounces female genital mutilation. No woman or girl - anywhere in the world - should ever live in fear of physical or psychological harm.
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I just solved the riddle.
There were too many people from BOTH sides on the Epstein list so they agreed jointly it will never be released.
-The End
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You’re not an alpha male because you down protein powder before the gym, have a bunch of guns, buy sports cars, or drink coffee that tastes like dirt.
You’re an alpha male when you take care of and protect those weaker than you.
#GOTEAM
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Do regular normal people exist anymore?
Like just plain ole straight, no mental health issue in their bio, regular people.
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🙋🏼♀️Just a reminder that your tweets on abortion will change zero peoples minds on abortion.
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We didn’t give out free vitamins during the pandemic… but now there’s free crack pipes.
Nobody makes sense. Go buy Bitcoin.
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Did
@RealCandaceO
record ALL of our private phone calls and blackmail me into silence?
Time to tell the truth Candace…
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Between
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and
@GovRonDeSantis
It’s pretty clear that we’ve all had enough of the bullshit.
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Y’all I just can’t with this “antisemite” spree anymore. Someone, please explain to me how those in power can simultaneously claim victim status?
I’m being genuine. Please explain it.
A small % of the world is Jewish and they have amazingly amassed wealth, and business control
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Censorship has never
in the history of the world
been brought on
by the good guys.
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Canadians are struggling because they are taxed too much and cost of living is sky rocketing
Instead of cutting taxes and spending on wars in other countries they are introducing universal basic income
Everyone gets 2k a month…from tax dollars
which will raise taxes… 🙃👍🏻
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A very tiny airport man told me I had to wear the mask, and threw his arms down in a literal temper tantrum when I cited the new regulations.
He was so tiny. It was so cute. 😂
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Unpopular opinion: let’s relieve student debt loans for police, fire, teachers, and nurses.
…And charge double to people who took lesbian basket weaving, liberal arts, and gender studies.
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@perlmutations
@GovRonDeSantis
This is what happens when you watch the news instead of reading the documents yourself. Take this down man, you were tricked.
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The trucks are blocking everything!!! Take away all their gas so they can’t move!!!
Y’all really didn’t think this through huh. 😂
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Thanks to Brittney Griner we can all name one WNBA player. ❤️💁🏼♀️
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Man… few weeks after his cousin was murdered over a dice game… Offset’s making new music about shooting people and shooting places up.
Not a single thing was learned. 😔
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Kid Rock makes music for people who survived the pandemic and went on with life.
Kid Rock makes music for people who take livestock medicine.
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There’s not a single intelligent person who can see a packed/ mask less
#SuperBowl
and still believe we need masks and mandates.
Covid is over. Go back to normal.
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If we’re going after misinformation we gotta start with weathermen. ☀️ ⛅️ 🌧
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American friends, all I ask is that you vote AGAINST the people who lied about the pandemic, masks, vaccines, and stopped us from seeing elderly people in homes when we knew “the science” didn’t match common sense.
Whatever that means to you, do that. 🇺🇸
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How do all the voting machines break on the only day they have to do their job?
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Grown man thinks it’s ok to hit a comedian if he doesn’t like a joke. Now his kid, who has younger kids as fans is boasting about it.
Y’all are trash.
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How many of you knew I spent years of my life in bed disabled after a car accident and wasn’t supposed to get back up?
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When do we all agree that the people who pretend to be outraged by a new thing everyday are just plain ole bitches and a-holes?
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Shout out to my new zip front dress for completely busting open while I was at a show tonight. Good stuff 😂
Second shout out to my friends trench coat for saving the day and doubling as my outfit.
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Dear hotels, who wants their room cleaned at 8:30am?
Who,on vacation, in the history of hotels…wants their room cleaned at 8:30am and why don’t maids just start at 10?
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I have a legit fear of divorce.
It seems awful.
I always said I’m only getting married once and I’m doing it right.
I think society needs to make finding the right person the goal, not finding A person so you can say you’re married.
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I’ll be honest.
I didn’t trust the jabby jab jab, but I have no interest in playing superior to anyone who did because at the end of the day, it was a pandemic… people were scared… and we were all just trying to not be dead.
Anyone rubbing it in… is a douche.
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@1capplegate
Don’t do it. She tricked me that way and “allegedly” taped our private calls then tried to air it on her show as a gotcha moment. She’s a genuinely evil soul. There’s nothing you can say to make her change. She gets off on hurting people.
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This isn’t even opinion. This is what happened. This meme should be in history books.
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It should be illegal for a doctor who sees a patient for 15min to prescribe mind and life altering drugs.
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Yoooo, I like him. That was gangster.
Pierre Poilievre casually smacks down a left wing journalist while munching on an apple.
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Who can I pay to stop hearing about Jada Pinkett Smith?
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As of last month he put me on a special diet and no more radiation near me allowed
After my test results he said he sees no reason I couldn’t get pregnant if I wanted to, or freeze eggs. I’m fertile af.
So for the first time in my adult life…I’m actually happy on Mothers Day💁🏼♀️
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I’m sorry but when is enough enough?
I’m just a pink neck from a blue collar town. I can’t change black culture.
But what I can say is I sure af don’t hear music about killing white guys approved for radio or see it trending. We get in society what we promote. Good or bad.
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