Ever since I was told the Tesla Cybertruck had an ALGORITHM for the automatic frunk, I have been super intrigued.
It will apply increased closing force after every failed attempt. This means if you close you finger in it once, it shouldn't hurt TOO bad, but try it 5 times in a…
I ordered a pair of AirPods Pro from Apple. Express Delivery via Currier. I thought it asked for delivery instructions. But apparently it was for the engraving. 😭☠️
Stupidest thing about iPhone / iOS?
You set an alarm, and the volume of the alarm is attached to your "ringer" volume.
Why would you want my ringer to be all the way up when I'm sleeping? I normally turn ALL sounds off when asleep.
There should be an alarm volume slider in the…
Apple announced this feature in 2021. Three years later we still only have four states available.
If I can add my drivers license to my iPhone, that means I can leave the house every time with just my phone.
What is the hold up?
She claims she is “stuck in her car” because she started a Tesla update while she is in it.
It’s hot and she is dripping sweat.
Has anyone else been locked in their Tesla during a software update? I’ve always been able to just open the door.
Seems like a made up scenario……
I think Elon should give the Elon Jet guy a free Tesla.
Then make a Twitter account that posts every single f’ing time the car moves.
That way he can see how it feels.
While I was supercharging my Tesla this tornado formed in front of me.
The weight of the Tesla’s battery, combined with the car being tethered to the supercharger prevented me from getting sucked into the air.
Tesla saved my life 🙏
Price I paid for my Model 3 in April 2019: $50,000
Price paid for FSD: $6000
Minus Tax Credit: $3750
Total Paid out of pocket: $52,250
Total Tesla giving me for trade in: $45,500
Total cost to own a Model 3 for 30+ months and 35 miles: $6750
Best use of money in my entire life.
People are outraged that a windows computer requires you make an account to use, meanwhile Starlink, Tesla, and 𝕏 all require you to make an account with use.
What is the problem here?
Tesla is revoking invites to the Cybertruck event to all people that posted this video.
It’s in bad taste to leak stuff like this right before a big event.
I’m not going, so I’ll take the impressions. 🤷♂️
Life Hack:
If you see a Tesla stranded at a supercharger, and unable to charge, likely the 12v battery is dead.
If the 12v battery is dead, you can use this technique to jumpstart the car and open the frunk, even if it's locked.
Meaning: every Tesla stranded is a free loot box…
The latest Tesla Cybertruck update is supposed to make the frunk safer.
According to the release notes:
"The powered frunk can better detect obstructions just before it finishes closing."
While it does a great job at preventing damage to your banana, it did not seem to detect…
New Tesla Cybertruck update claims to make the powered frunk safer. This is 2024.14.3
Otherwise known as the spring Tesla update.
I tested this out BEFORE and AFTER the update to see if there really is a big difference.
I was actually shocked.
If Bill Gates started a 500 million dollar short position on Tesla, what share price does Tesla need to get to to completely bankrupt the guy?
Seems like ego and wealth would be dangerous. When does he cut his loses? Or does he?
Shoutout to the people who bought a Tesla when the supercharger network sucked, and range anxiety was ACTUALLY warranted. You legitimately couldn't drive most places.
Originally Tesla Superchargers only charged at 90 kW. Later they were upgraded to 120 kW and then 150 kW.
If…
Lucky me. I accept delivery of the Tesla Cybertruck with the $12,000 FSD option as soon as Tesla reduces the subscription to $100 a month.
Thus, instantly reducing the value of my vehicle on day 1.
So I paid off my mortgage on Friday at 3PM. With money from $TSLA options.
It’s now 3PM on Monday and my account has already recovered. It’s back to the amount before I sold 1 day ago. 💀💀💀😭😭😭
This is insane. This is not real life. 🤯
I made a video on Tesla Solar and Powerwalls. I only got 19,830 views but made $470.14.
Based on this math, Marques made $130,396 in ad revenue from this single video. Enough to pay for his entire setup.
You think thats possible? That would be absolutely insane.
If you get car sick in a Tesla, it is the driver’s fault.
They don’t know how to use regenerative braking.
Most novice drivers will just immediately remove their foot from the accelerator when they want to slow down. This is the last thing you want to do.
This is how to…
If you pay extra for instant transfer you are either extremely rich or stupid.
It will arrive in my bank account tomorrow if I pick the free option.
There is no scenario where I’m paying money to get my own money….if I can help it.
8 years later…
Summon doesn’t even work at all.
My Tesla cannot even go forward or backward.
Every Tesla owner that has “Tesla Vision” doesn’t have:
❌ Summon
❌ Smart Summon
❌ Autopark
This includes all HW4 vehicles.
Even the Cybertruck shipped without basic…
If Tesla ever included automatic lane change with base Autopilot, they would make a lot of people very happy.
I’m not asking for navigate on autopilot, just change lanes automatically when you activate the turn signal.
What do you say?
@elonmusk
I don’t know why Tesla bothers with transporting Cybertrucks.
Everyone who is paying $20,000 extra for a foundation series Cybertruck would gladly fly to Giga Texas, and drive the Cybertruck home.
The hardcore Tesla fans that are willing to pay a premium on this vehicle would…
Ok well I am in shock and will forever second guess this decision in multiple ways buttttt…..
I sold 6 of my March 2022 $TSLA $1000 calls and paid off my mortgage. 😳 🎉
These are my remaining options….
I’m literally in shock and can’t process this moment right now. 😩