ChemicalBooty
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explaining women to an american.
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@Ikol_Tweets -1 for being correct about github. If someone sends me a github link and I don't need to use it for work, I don't use it.
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@skatie420 this is a great impression of rick and morty from the hit tv show rick and morty™️.
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@twinkdefcon it's a conspiracy how i can't stop jacking off to all these prettyboys actually.
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@evakhahar @pepipop tbh i cant imagine my mental image of reality breaking down because i saw a high school physics demonstration but maybe im just built different.
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@JustinWhang dude's been very openly interested in sucking dick how this is a surprise to anyone is beyond me. the only thing that should hurt his reputation is how abysmal his head game is.
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@hicuckomori can't even threaten suicide over mild inconveniences anymore everything's just so boring.
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My problem with young sheldon is, because it's a prequel, you already know sheldon is gonna survive and it ruins the tension.
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@justinkcomer bit of a self report on their part to feel threatened by a threat specifically against nazis lmao. also what a king.
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@MZjosef @uncle_deluge you're right we should put more money into trains so that the routes run better.
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@boygrrI *looking at a 16 pixel close-up of elon's left boob* elon is a ftm and he got a mastectomy, i have proof.
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@shoe0nhead Definitely the worst thing OJ has ever done. Definitely nothing else that has happened in the past that could be worse. Definitely.
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@OldMemeArchive I remember hearing the company's philosophy on this. They intentionally set it up this way to basically get it used by more people so it'll spread, but once it spreads to businesses they'll have to buy it in order to keep things legal.
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@mashcore4mums And yet the homophobic slurs were mysteriously left out of the video. Curious 🤔.
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@insaneppltweets TW // death. Hey guys the kid shot me and I think this is the end. Please send Wooyoung photos to comfort me in my last moments 🙏.
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@Shinken_Oh I wonder if he's ever once made a positive contribution to the world or if he's only set money on fire and ruined everything he's touched.
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@DocNoirII @_Bacchanalian they could literally say "WARNING: REAL LIFE CASTRATION VIDEO" and I'd click it.
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@LilithLovett "Just wondering why you decided to open with that?" My dude you are literally on Grindr. I don't know what you expected.
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@Sparrow_Hater i want one so bad, it'd be pretty cool to put one on my wall. does he have a way to get in contact with him?.
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@MinModulation i remember that one lady who did those workshops where she separated kids into groups by eye color and pitted them against each other by saying one is superior before going "see how ridiculous this is?" and now it's happening for real.
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@TheeHornyyPoPo *guys showing any amount of kindness to a girl*.Girl: ummm I have a boyfriend. Why are guys so cold and emotionless, fellas?.
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It literally means you can get your needs and wants on foot. Your definition of walkability is meaningless in urban planning because being able to walk does not get people walking if there's nowhere to walk to. People do not walk in phoenix.
a neighborhood coffeeshop is nice but yes "walkable" in principle means things like "local road design limits dangerous car traffic" and "sidewalks widespread and maintained" and "structures are built at a density that places lots of possible points of travel within a modest.
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to a crazy guy like the joker, balls in his mouth makes him straight.
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@dyingscribe Honestly if I'd been put through that I'd do a lot worse than pee in a mop bucket.
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How the bros be lookin after half a beer.
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@VermilViathan I like how its existence barely made a change and the graph is mostly people who are just googling to find out what a woman is lmao.
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@lukeisamazing When I looked at the events near my area it wouldn't tell me the location unless I put all my personal/contact information lol.
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@LilithLovett Ah yes, I remember sitting down thousands of years ago with a council of other men and discussing the question "what sort of culture should we form?" yes yes this is definitely my bad.
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@holl_horse this needs to actually be turned into a proper rogue one edit somehow, it's so good.
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@halomancer1 This is literally the cat emoji "I needa suck some mad titties rn!!! Or else I die!" meme.
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I'm addicted to porn. Porn myself an ice cold glass of CERVEZA CRYSTALLLLL.
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@mosgortranny @MinModulation because he's a coward and thinks having a gf he hates is better than no gf at all.
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@halomancer1 I think there's a decently size group that doesn't understand being trans solely b/c they don't have that internal experience, not out of malice. I'm kind of like that in that I accept that I'm a man, but I don't really have an attachment to being a man. I could.
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@coherentstates Friendship ended with Elon Musk. Now lesbian space communism is my best friend.
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@boygrrI Oh my gosh I just realized he's got the little white patch of fur on his chest he's so perfect.
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@skatie420 I know. Recently learned the meaning behind their bit about the riddler, haven't been able to sleep for a few days now :/.
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I'm honestly under the impression at this point he genuinely wants to kill the website completely since nobody here likes him.
Elon Musk confirms new users will be charged a “small fee” to stop bot activity on X/Twitter
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